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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




GWG scored by Mark Staal on his own goalie.

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

to be fair zuccs deflected that in

Yeah but Rust also skated right around Boyle like Boyle was standing still to set up that ENG instead of an icing

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Came for the Pens win, staying for the Lundqvist postgame interview

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
this win makes me really happy :)

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Pornographic Memory posted:

this win makes me really happy :)

yepppppppppp

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Gonna watch this Jackets game to yell "gently caress Columbus" at my computer for a few hours.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I realize there's been a lot of nastiness in this game, but let's not kill the refs.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: STAMMER

Yes please leave him open in the slot.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Go gently caress off Foligno

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That's the second time this season that exact thing has happened to Bishop involving Columbus. It happened in the first game and Hartnell got a game misconduct for some reason.

E- Which was later rescinded.

E2- Joke's on you, they're better with 5 D for 10 minutes than with Prout on ice.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Mar 13, 2016

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Stralman and whoever was on the far boards were locked together as if it were some sort of video game AI glitch.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: VLAD

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DALTON PROUT loving SUCKS

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
LOL at that loving turnover.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

See, this is why I don't understand some of the PAS vitriol toward the CBJ. Having that useless loving "hockey player"* on this team is punishment/should be schadenfreude enough, especially since he's done a couple of the sins against Pittsburgh.

*Term used loosely.

e- Yeehaw, time for NASCAR.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Palatable

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

CBJSprague24 posted:

See, this is why I don't understand some of the PAS vitriol toward the CBJ. Having that useless loving "hockey player" on this team is punishment enough, especially since he's done much of the Crimes Against Pittsburgh.

I'm a little less mad at him for the cheap shot on Kucherov because he's a useless sack of poo poo that had a turnover that led to a goal.

Also: :siren: :siren: STAMMER

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Yo Cally, don't do that.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
I'd start declining penalties, honestly.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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CBJSprague24 posted:

See, this is why I don't understand some of the PAS vitriol toward the CBJ. Having that useless loving "hockey player"* on this team is punishment/should be schadenfreude enough, especially since he's done a couple of the sins against Pittsburgh.

The Pens are not a deep team. When they are healthy they are usually pretty good. When they play CBJ they usually are no longer healthy, be it from fair, unfair, or dirty play. Losing one of Sid/Malkin/Letang is a nail in their coffin. CBJ games has a habit of killing one of those players.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: PALAT

Good play Callahan, clearly being shorthanded is what makes the offense work.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Dalton Prout even affects the team negatively when he draws a penalty. :suicide:

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Jesus Christ gently caress Columbus

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Wonderllama posted:

Jesus Christ gently caress Columbus

wha happen

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:science: Bolts Win! :science:

Thankfully it's over before the Jackets can pull any more cheap poo poo off.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Yeah, guys. Get in a scrum when it absolutely doesn't matter. Good job.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Hrmmm lets see: sucker punch to kucherov which took him out of the game, goalie sweep the leg, slash to Tyler Johnson's wrist (which injuries to it have hampered his season), and then a slash after the end game whistle.

And I only saw the second half of the game.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Boyle giving that "what the gently caress are you even doing" glare at the end was pretty funny though.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Let's go Toronto Maple Kids.

Let's try not to get stomped. Or do. Whatevs

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Holy poo poo that pass by Hyman. Willie just missed that one timer.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Zach Hyman is real good and fire Ken Holland for not making him an offer after he declined to stay with Florida

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
This is a pretty fast game so far.

Also Soshnikomarchand stirring the pot.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Red Wings/Maple Leafs: First one to hit an empty net wins

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Neodoomium posted:

Red Wings/Maple Leafs: First one to hit an empty net wins

My God... it's full of gently caress ups...

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Someone update the "two bad teams" simpsons meme

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Shame about that headed goal. Nice finish.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
That should be a goal.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
-e- drat doublepost

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Why wasn't that a goal? Never touched his hand. Or is it a rule that you cant use your chest or arm to direct it? Never heard of that

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
How is that not a goal?

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