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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR

CLAP

FOR YOUR TWO-TIME CHAMPS!

AND FEEL

THE POWAAAAAAAAH

IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS

Get off your loving asses and post your favorite New Day segments because I am sick and tired of the best act in WWE not having their own thread

Remember that time they told Brooklyn they were booty? (They are booty)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpqnGJPRUGM

Remember when Xavier Woods did the Final Fantasy victory music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jS3YcEqva8

Remember when they sang country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V0fje7WGKE


And don't forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dptNvn4_BnU


e: goddammit I put so much effort into this thread and forgot to set a tag lmao

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
NEW

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

DAY ROCKS

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you remember when New Day was new, and nobody understood what the gimmick was supposed to be, and they were universally reviled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV8IU0ln3MA

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Brock Lesnar posted:

do you remember when New Day was new, and nobody understood what the gimmick was supposed to be, and they were universally reviled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV8IU0ln3MA

I do! That was bad times but they overcame it!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer




The fact that these were the first two responses makes me happy.

Unicorns bless us, every one.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

rebel1608 posted:

I do! That was bad times but they overcame it!

It was all the more confusing because when Xavier first appeared he was dressed as Malcolm X.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lid posted:

It was all the more confusing because when Xavier first appeared he was dressed as Malcolm X.

and then there was like a single match on Main Event where he managed them wearing the suit and like instructed them on what to do in the ring and then they vanished completely for like 3 months

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


I can now finally share this dumb thing I made a few days ago

https://soundcloud.com/wef/new-day-booty

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Petit Gregory posted:

I can now finally share this dumb thing I made a few days ago

https://soundcloud.com/wef/new-day-booty

Owns. Tweet this to them. :)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfs5_XbQvZo&t=155s

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Big E eating the kazoo is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in wrestling or life in general

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Owns. Tweet this to them. :)

I would if I had a twitter account. If anyone wants to tweet it to them, feel free.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
How has this not been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3njPLuqeJiw


or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm7eCtnb6SY

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



With 204 days New Day have already surpassed The Usos' longest reign of 202 days

provided New Day don't drop the belts to Rusev and Del Rio (lol) today the following will happen this week

1) They will surpass The Usos' combined reign of 257 days
2) Kofi will have the longest combined reign in the history of the WWE Tag Team Championship

these are extremely cool things

a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Mar 14, 2016

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



when it happens could someone please tweet at those wonderful wonderful boys about it. it NEEDS to become an angle or they at least need to celebrate it in a very obnoxious manner

I don't have Twitter

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I'm really happy New Day has done well and I'm glad Kofi didn't get lost in the fold. He had a great feud with Orton years ago (culminating in him smashing up an Orton-decorated stock car and dropping a fantastic leg drop on him out of the stands) and after that they didn't seem to have a lot for him so I'm glad they held onto him.

I haven't kept up a ton on WWE in the last couple years though so maybe they did have something for him between that and New Day. I do recall him changing character a bit at one point and HHH asking "Didn't you use to have an accent?", which was great.

Also that trombone is the greatest goddamn thing.

DJExile fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Mar 14, 2016

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
That Orton feud was one of the classic examples of WWE possibly having something, and loving it up because they get cold feet and put the established guy over and end the feud.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

SamuraiFoochs posted:

The fact that these were the first two responses makes me happy.

Unicorns bless us, every one.

Indeed. The power of positivity can help us all :)

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
I was at the Raw they introduced Francesca I at and it was the best god drat thing. I probably got like five or ten New Day chants going outside of the arena before it because I'm an annoying mark but also because New Day Rocks

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Watch their Table for 3 episode if you haven't. It was filmed a month or two into their heel run where they've been around just long enough to know that they're a hit. They're having so much fun and are so excited for their future as a team.

It also ends on a bittersweet note as Kofi admits that once New Day is finished, he's probably going to retire from wrestling.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I love New Day and I love this thread.

NEW

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


i love the new day and sent Xavier Woods numerous twitter messages to convince him to play vintage video games with me at a bar I DJ at on Fridays. He didnt come and I was sad. I'm 30.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Fenrir posted:

I love New Day and I love this thread.

NEW

O!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


sometimes people in the Raw GDT say they dont like New Day. And I appreciate that because it lets me know which people I will never become friends with.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dean and Seth react the same way to New Day :3:

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
I had a dream the other night that I was friends with the New Day and Kofi and I were hanging out and having a lot of fun.

And then I woke up and none of that was true.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I like that they are actually winning matches too, and looking like a strong team.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



Orton corpsing at 4:11 is fantastic

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Kawalimus posted:

I like that they are actually winning matches too, and looking like a strong team.

Yeah for real, New Day vs. Y2AJ was a dynamite match and I feel like Kofi and E have really hit a good groove as far as ring work.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

give big e the big belt

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

give big e the big belt

Completely unironic support of Big E, World Heavyweight Champion or whatever they call that belt nowadays

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

give big e the big belt

Give Kofi IC again and Xavier US, then have Sasha win the Divas and join New Day.

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
Big E as World Champ would make me tune in every week rather than just watching New Day segments posted about on here.

BIG E. BIG BELT. BIG MATCH.


also new day rocks

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i dont remember any of these but i also havent watched raw in like a year

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time


I love Kofi's line at the end. "No more country music, let's be serious, it sucks. It really sucks. it sucks so bad. This is me saying this, not my character, country music SuuuuUUUUUuuuUUUUUuuucks."

Probably also worth mentioning the New Day/Rock segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBEZhN8Yt0

And their thanksgiving thing where they reintroduce the Gobbledegooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22a3v_A_xfo

Also willing to say the truth about Roman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SHCBgeo04g&t=36s

New Day Rocks

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
People were honking New Day Rocks as they drove by my condo after Roadblock. It was something alright.

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team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

OP is inferior because it doesn't point out that they're the WORLD FAMOUS two-time tag champions. They don't always say it, but I prefer it when they do.

Also item of evidence #1 that New Day are actually and always have been Faces and all the other teams like the Usos and Lucha Dragons are Heels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT9CRr_hhoE

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