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hey guys i was driving 3 hours to buy a car when i got there the guy told me his wife sold it while he and his son were at church and i think my mind is slowly breaking so, after seeing max Alex levine losing his poo poo and posting on here, i need an idea of a profession to go into when i inevitably lose my poo poo i am thinking about hanging out by vending machines and shaking my head at people's purchases and then immediately asking for the change they get back?
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Mar 14, 2016 15:33
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dad gay so what masturbator
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Mar 14, 2016 15:35
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Putty posted:dad gay so what masturbator thanks for the suggestion but idk i would do that now so????
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Mar 14, 2016 15:36
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey guys i was driving 3 hours to buy a car when i got there the guy told me his wife sold it while he and his son were at church and i think my mind is slowly breaking so, vending machines are a good place to do a lot of things
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Mar 14, 2016 15:39
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dad gay. so what posted:vending machines are a good place to do a lot of things they seem to be stocking vending machiens with nothing but healthy snacks? have you read about this? did you see this in the news? whats up with that? like no thanks i want a drat honey bun not some granola glued together with beaver spit
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Mar 14, 2016 15:40
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Smash it Smash hit posted:they seem to be stocking vending machiens with nothing but healthy snacks? have you read about this? did you see this in the news? whats up with that? like no thanks i want a drat honey bun not some granola glued together with beaver spit ya i like to empty them out and then get inside
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Mar 14, 2016 15:42
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dad gay. so what posted:ya i like to empty them out and then get inside hmmmm thats not a bad idea. do you charge people to come look and observe you like a zoo????
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Mar 14, 2016 15:44
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Suicide bomber is the perfect occupation for some one who has lost their mental faculties.
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Mar 14, 2016 15:45
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Automatic Slim posted:Suicide bomber is the perfect occupation for some one who has lost their mental faculties. yeah yeah yeah but it seems like i would actually have to care about something to do that?
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Mar 14, 2016 15:46
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fax machine attendant
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Mar 14, 2016 15:46
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Harassing Mr Lowtax seems like a popular occupation for mentally disturbed.
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Mar 14, 2016 15:47
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hmmmm thats not a bad idea. do you charge people to come look and observe you like a zoo???? no its free. i just need a place to sleep thats warm.
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Mar 14, 2016 15:47
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tomstuart posted:fax machine attendant hmmmmm i am curious what i would need to do woudl i have ot refil the toner or whatever because i think that'd be tricky
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Mar 14, 2016 15:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:Harassing Mr Lowtax seems like a popular occupation for mentally disturbed. well thats what i am trying to avoid! look at the OP, i want to be prepared for my break down
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Mar 14, 2016 15:48
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dad gay. so what posted:no its free. i just need a place to sleep thats warm. but what if peopel keep trying to order you?
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Mar 14, 2016 15:49
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey guys i was driving 3 hours to buy a car when i got there the guy told me his wife sold it while he and his son were at church and i think my mind is slowly breaking so, 
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Mar 14, 2016 15:51
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drat im lookin good
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Mar 14, 2016 15:52
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i am thinking about how cats and squirrells end up in car engines in winter months and what the equivalent of that would be for us HUMANS? ie i want to be warm and comfortable but also hav ea chance of being turned into ground meat
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Mar 14, 2016 15:58
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prostitute
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Mar 14, 2016 16:01
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maybe you should be a victorian chimney sweep in the winter
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Mar 14, 2016 16:01
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Crack posted:maybe you should be a victorian chimney sweep in the winter hmmmmmmm not so sure, do people still have those? would peopel be mad if i dont have a cockneyed accent? Ahundredbux posted:prostitute well depends when i lose my mind, tomorrow gently caress yeah 20 years from now? gently caress YEAH
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Mar 14, 2016 16:02
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Standing in front of a convenience store beer cooler jacking off to your own reflection.
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Mar 14, 2016 16:14
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Growling profusely.
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Mar 14, 2016 16:16
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become a grandfather sit in a chair and give out old people candy to your grandchildren
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Mar 14, 2016 16:19
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Ehud posted:become a grandfather but what if i lose it tomorrow? seems like a very conditioned plan??? do i need to have children to be a grandfather? this is important
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Mar 14, 2016 16:21
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Phlairdon posted:Standing in front of a convenience store beer cooler jacking off to your own reflection. where does the MONEY come in?
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Mar 14, 2016 16:21
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i am thinking about how cats and squirrells end up in car engines in winter months and what the equivalent of that would be for us HUMANS? A vending machine, DUH 
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Mar 14, 2016 16:22
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Captain Yossarian posted:A vending machine, DUH i like the cut of your jib captain, hey ol' coach is there room for two!? *shows up with a box labled "stuff"*
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Mar 14, 2016 16:24
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Smash it Smash hit posted:where does the MONEY come in? you could flip the beer to minors for a profit
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Mar 14, 2016 16:25
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Crack posted:you could flip the beer to minors for a profit gently caress yeeah getting paid in fat stacks and sticking it to the man, i like i like it.
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Mar 14, 2016 16:25
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Smash it Smash hit posted:where does the MONEY come in? Tip jar?
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Mar 14, 2016 16:26
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Putty posted:Retard masturbator
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Mar 14, 2016 16:27
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Smash it Smash hit posted:but what if i lose it tomorrow? seems like a very conditioned plan??? do i need to have children to be a grandfather? this is important if I have to hold your hand through this whole process then maybe this job at grandfathersforhire.com isn't for you just buy some Werther's Original candies and find a nice family
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Mar 14, 2016 16:27
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Smash it Smash hit posted:where does the MONEY come in? 
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Mar 14, 2016 16:29
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Become a cop, shoot unarmed people, and be crazy. The more of your mind you lose, higher up the ranks you go. It's a win-win.
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Mar 14, 2016 16:31
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Teach English in China
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Mar 14, 2016 16:31
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teach mandarin in America
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Mar 14, 2016 16:33
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Mad Monk posted:Become a cop, shoot unarmed people, and be crazy. The more of your mind you lose, higher up the ranks you go. It's a win-win. this is a good plan i like it couldnt do anyworse right?
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Mar 14, 2016 16:33
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can i do both of those if i do not know how to read and write?
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Mar 14, 2016 16:33
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this feels like an episode of Shark Tank in reverse
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