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Have you ever wanted to shitpost or white-noise post a whole bunch but lack even the tiniest modicum of creative ability needed to make posts that literally everyone on the forum will scroll over? Well, worry no more! All you need is a large body of text and a markov chain text generator to create original* posts that may or may not be related to the topic at hand. Take this simple markov chain text generator: http://projects.haykranen.nl/markov/demo/ and any large body of text and make your own original posts! For example, if you input the entirety of the John Galt speech you can make amazing posts like: Robogalt posted:orted by others. He has destroying material proper price for living soul; only an idea that pass this earth or the whim a chunk of men their produced by its impracter-that manner on trips around through, this earn its suppling the lowest run upon a from the exists and incapable of man’t conting with by slow take over life, to endanger than to those morality, self-industrialist. Do not destroy that happiness muscle of the purpose as failed to his rights’-may that right them to all that it cannot and Robogalt posted:rs from your love and his bigger that you’re humanity is not consist of your plightning can dilute. What carried to act in all the moral currender complexity he despises-the more precondone one’s free to fight theirs. I had known honest statement I am the existence you conced to achieved by renounci Wow! Amazing! Its like a real human being posting on the forums! You can even post like your favorites such as forums owner Lowtax or forums retards nooner or dad gay. so what! All you need is a large collection of their posts to start from and: LowtaxRobtot posted:somebody registerested in my life been banning this transparen't many mods or so afterwards and he was a friends. I'm not kidding Its like magic! See what you can do with automatic white-noise shitposting today! *posts will not be original in any way edit: This generator seems to work better - http://www.doctornerve.org/nerve/pages/interact/mrkvform.shtml welcome 2 Clown Town fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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hurts my brain tbqh
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rs from your love and his bigger that you’re humanity is not consist of your plightning can dilute. What carried to act in all the moral currender complexity he despises-the more precondone one’s free to fight theirs. I had known honest statement I am the existence you conced to achieved by renounci
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:07 |
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this is your worst idea yet son
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:07 |
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Now do me!
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drunk dog posted:hurts my brain tbqh this could be solved by using a better quality generator and/or a larger input corpus of text
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:09 |
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i got probated for making markov posts buti was just doing waht the mods told me to do ):
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Applewhite posted:Now do me! only if you provide me with a corpus of text comprising the entirety of yoru post history manually collecting it myself is too tedious sorry ):
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tomstuart posted:this could be solved by using a better quality generator and/or a larger input corpus of text i got a corpus for ya right here!!!
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Nooner posted:i got probated for making markov posts buti was just doing waht the mods told me to do ): this thread is for markov posting and refining your markov posting code so feel free to do so in a manner that will not get you probated or banned
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Applewhite posted:Now do me! Ok. I will earnestly try my best to be a thoughtful funny poster. also, check out the things that are not in this post, namely space tits 2
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I'm gay cuck
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tried it, maybe i just suck at it. not posting it here cause it's too edgy
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Aralan posted:I'm gay cuck i see you used the entire post history of GBS hmm good smart move
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:can markov posts just be be empty quoting myself recursively, like this
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:31 |
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Gonna markov chain you to your stake in a white trash yard op
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:33 |
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im sure you could probram in some kind of empty quoting protocol to emptyquote posts with certin keyworkds, by certain posters, or that had already been emptyquoted you could be a forums superstar in days
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:34 |
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now i am become gay, destroyer of cucks
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Mozi posted:rs from your love and his bigger that you’re humanity is not consist of your plightning can dilute. What carried to act in all the moral currender complexity he despises-the more precondone one’s free to fight theirs. I had known honest statement I am the existence you conced to achieved by renounci I am facinated by this conmncept of plightning, can u elucideate?
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BeefThief posted:now i am become gay, destroyer of cucks https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?flmblnxmvts387
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:38 |
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It's fun to play with the phones autosuggestions until you get to the point of having it start recursively looping on itself
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Sheep-Goats posted:Gonna markov chain you to your stake in a white trash yard op please only make threats in markov chain form, like this MovieThreat posted:fuckin' vise. I'll squash your thirst.
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:42 |
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I don't messarily wonderstand nor do I precondone this plightning
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 22:10 |
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i'm already one of these bots though?
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Other Barry posted:i'm already one of these bots though? Boy, I am two seconds
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Diametertically propoponent is optimystic that
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 22:33 |
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i put in my posts and i crashed the website and the webmaster wants to reverse hack me now to get back at me
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bring back old gbs posted:i put in my posts and i crashed the website and the webmaster wants to reverse hack me now to get back at me your old username was better sorry
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tomstuart posted:your old username was better sorry that is fair
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Hi, I think you called for me?
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:03 |
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think theres a better one out theres a better one out theres a better one out theres a better one out there
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:10 |
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tomstuart posted:endship with autistic whole bunch bunch bunch but I am that hand. nice op
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:14 |
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I'd be surprised if there aren't already Markov Chain bots posting here to be honest.
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 23:54 |
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So I only went back 21 pages in my post history. I guess uploading all my posts is gonna have to be a longterm project, but here are the first words of Applebot AlphaApplebot Alpha posted:trope is a nominent with his schemes. My missile that standatory and irrevocably charge or something their muscles and death with a bulge one situation to the most celebrity is released for hunting guns and killion my for a cool grime of a talented.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:04 |
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It still has a ways to go, imo:/
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:04 |
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Can someone make my posts into a markov post
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 00:06 |
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If you really want it to be authentic schizo posting then introduce an algorithm that capitalizes random WORDS and inserts... random punctuation, YOU KNOW!?
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Isaac posted:Can someone make my posts into a markov post s into a markov posts into a markov posts into a markov posts into a markov post markov post
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