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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
That's right I actually beat the classic arcade scrolling fighter The Simpsons. It was pretty impressive and all the kids at Chuck E Cheese gathered around and watched in awe as I reached the final stages. To this day I may be the only kid who beat The Simpsons at Chuck E Cheese.

Go ahead and field any questions you may have. I also can give autographs for small donations.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

did Chuckie touch you behind the salad bar

www
Aug 4, 2010

who was your main?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

did Chuckie touch you behind the salad bar

There were no real Chuckies there only the animatronics on stage.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
bart i am piss

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

how many quarters did you spend

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Microwaves Mom posted:

There were no real Chuckies there only the animatronics on stage.
okay

did the animatronic Chuckie ever touch you behind the salad bar

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
take it to E/N

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

nice troll thread


no one beat the simpsons

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Lutha Mahtin posted:

how many quarters did you spend

It is hard to remember but I think it was 50 cents to play and I spent roughly 5 dollars.


symbolic posted:

okay

did the animatronic Chuckie ever touch you behind the salad bar

No. Also there was no salad bar.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Lutha Mahtin posted:

how many quarters did you spend

Wanna know this too. Me and my sister spent about $20 in quarters to get to the end of Golden Axe in 1990 or so and ran out of quarters when the final boss's health was almost all gone. Then a dipshit asshat I know swooped in with a few quarters and ended up "beating it." :argh:

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I was always too poor to get past the 2nd boss.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

did you ever beat Dino Dash

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

did you ever beat Dino Dash

Please keep all questions in this thread related to The Simpsons Arcade game.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
What's it like being 50 years old?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
who was the final boss? asking for a friend. his name is norman

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:

who was the final boss? asking for a friend. his name is norman

It was Mr Burns in a giant power suit.


Cantaloupe posted:

What's it like being 50 years old?

You would be surprised to learn that I am in fact not 50 years old. And am at least 20 years younger.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
scrub teir

did you ever beat the dungeons and dragons shadows of mystara game

did you beat over 20 consectuvive opponents on the marvel vs capcomp 2 game???????????

did you RAPE AND KILL A GIRL IN 1990????????????????????!!?!?!??!!??!!?


ya

scubmag

got you now

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

I loving love sidescrolling beatemups where the bosses start flashing when the get low on health. This and TMNT arcade were the poo poo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Microwaves Mom posted:

Please keep all questions in this thread related to The Simpsons Arcade game.
what's your favorite season of The Simpsons

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tomstuart posted:

scrub teir

did you ever beat the dungeons and dragons shadows of mystara game

did you beat over 20 consectuvive opponents on the marvel vs capcomp 2 game???????????

did you RAPE AND KILL A GIRL IN 1990????????????????????!!?!?!??!!??!!?


ya

scubmag

got you now

I can confirm doing at least one of those.


symbolic posted:

what's your favorite season of The Simpsons

Somewhere around 6 or 7.

I honestly don't remember as I haven't watched the simpsons in years. But I'd imagine the early years around that were good.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Microwaves Mom posted:

There were no real Chuckies there only the animatronics on stage.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I think it was 50 cents to play


wow, sorry about your trash-tier Chuck-E-Cheese, I guess

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
OP which Chuck E Cheese was this at I will need documentation

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Smithers seemed to give me a harder time than Mr. Burns Hovercar thing from what I remember.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

OP which Chuck E Cheese was this at I will need documentation

It was either brookfield or west allis Wisconsin. Probably West Allis.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
1-up

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

what initials did you put in

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Parallax Scroll posted:

what initials did you put in

My first name's first three letters.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
For 6th grade graduation my dad took me to the toy store where I bought 2 ninja turtles. Then we went to the Fun 4 All and shot rubber balls at each other from motorized tanks. Then we went into the arcade there and also beat The Simpsons arcade game together.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What character did you play as

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
This last week I've been wondering aloud (at least twice) "I can't believe chuck e cheeses are still around"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

This last week I've been wondering aloud (at least twice) "I can't believe chuck e cheeses are still around"

It's cause they serve beer to mom and dad

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What character did you play as

This choice was easy. I went with marge as she had more range with the vacuum and you could get out of danger quicker.


natetimm posted:

For 6th grade graduation my dad took me to the toy store where I bought 2 ninja turtles. Then we went to the Fun 4 All and shot rubber balls at each other from motorized tanks. Then we went into the arcade there and also beat The Simpsons arcade game together.

Somehow I doubt this.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

did you ever use this experience in an attempt to get laid?

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

This last week I've been wondering aloud (at least twice) "I can't believe chuck e cheeses are still around"
the only local one i know of is relegated to the corner of a shopping mall parking lot and it's a very sad sight to see

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

did you ever use this experience in an attempt to get laid?

I didn't need to, the girls were all over me witnessing it.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I used to be able to get to Moe's Tavern (level 3 iirc) on one token. Good times. I remember a few gags in the game being references to episodes that hadn't aired yet, like the bouncer in the Flaming Moe episode being a boss.

The two player move where Marge slingshots one of her kids with her hair, that was the best one.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Commie NedFlanders posted:

nice troll thread


no one beat the simpsons

I had my 10th birthday party at an arcade. It opened an hour early just for us and we got a cup of tokens. I parked in front of that thing until the very end

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

symbolic posted:

did you ever use this experience in an attempt to get laid?

the only local one i know of is relegated to the corner of a shopping mall parking lot and it's a very sad sight to see

there's two in town here and one of them is on the Bad Side of Town and half the machines are broken but the other one is p good i take my niece there sometimes and once one of their games was glitched and gave 11 balls instead of 1 ball per token and i ended up draining like 20,000 tickets out of the machine even having to call an attendant to fill it up again and for about 10bux in tokens my niece got a barbie set a big stuffed animal and an electronic drum pad gently caress you capitalism :hellyeah:

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
Discovery Zone > Chuck E Cheese

hth.

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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

WhyteRyce posted:

I had my 10th birthday party at an arcade. It opened an hour early just for us and we got a cup of tokens. I parked in front of that thing until the very end

My sister and I beat it under similar circumstances; came pretty close to running out.

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