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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Commie NedFlanders posted:

nice troll thread


no one beat the simpsons

You're sadly misinformed.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

KennyLoggins posted:

Discovery Zone > Chuck E Cheese

hth.

Agreed, but disocvery zone didn't have arcade machines just the roller ball and basketball poo poo.

It did have hot 18 year old girls who would do the bunny hop for your birthday though. Even if you were 7 and didn't quite understand why it was good.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

there's two in town here and one of them is on the Bad Side of Town and half the machines are broken but the other one is p good i take my niece there sometimes and once one of their games was glitched and gave 11 balls instead of 1 ball per token and i ended up draining like 20,000 tickets out of the machine even having to call an attendant to fill it up again and for about 10bux in tokens my niece got a barbie set a big stuffed animal and an electronic drum pad gently caress you capitalism :hellyeah:
the last time i was at Chuck E. Cheese was when i was 14 at my little sister's birthday party and i ended up getting the jackpot on the same game twice and getting $50 headphones for $5 worth of tokens and it was v. cool.

also,

KennyLoggins posted:

Dave & Buster's > Chuck E Cheese

hth.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Dave and Busters is for adults so of course its better.
But does Dave and Busters have the simpsons arcade? I don't think so!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Microwaves Mom posted:

Dave and Busters is for adults so of course its better.
But does Dave and Busters have the simpsons arcade? I don't think so!
D&B has alcohol, so it's close

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
The Simpsons Arcade game looked it used the same engine as the 6 player X Men game which was better, I'd always choose Colossus.

The only cool game I remember playing at Chuck E was a jurassic park game that was motorized and you sat in it. It was cool but I think the franchisee bumped up the difficulty cause I could never get very far cause the game it was way to hard for my 12 year old self.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Scienc.

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Bipolar Transistor
Feb 21, 2016

I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Was it your birthday or your internet boyfriends?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
how did you get through all of mr burns forms without going broke?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what a poo poo idea it is to not have boss health meters in a beat-em-up
alien vs predator for life

i beat the terminator 2 arcade game on 1 quarter once
and anyone should be able to play super off road for like an hour before you lose only out of exhaustion

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Microwaves Mom posted:

That's right I actually beat the classic arcade scrolling fighter The Simpsons. It was pretty impressive and all the kids at Chuck E Cheese gathered around and watched in awe as I reached the final stages. To this day I may be the only kid who beat The Simpsons at Chuck E Cheese.

Go ahead and field any questions you may have. I also can give autographs for small donations.

What song was playing as your mom drove you home from that birthday party in her 1989 Taurus Station Wagon?

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

gary oldmans diary posted:

i beat the terminator 2 arcade game on 1 quarter once
and anyone should be able to play super off road for like an hour before you lose only out of exhaustion

LIES

how on earth did you make it to the foundry and kill the t1000? I probably used a 100 continues when i played it on the genesis and at least 20 of those was on that last level

also gently caress that cyberdyne level

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

what a poo poo idea it is to not have boss health meters in a beat-em-up
alien vs predator for life

i beat the terminator 2 arcade game on 1 quarter once
and anyone should be able to play super off road for like an hour before you lose only out of exhaustion

They flashed red. Damage meters are for chumps

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

KennyLoggins posted:

LIES

how on earth did you make it to the foundry and kill the t1000? I probably used a 100 continues when i played it on the genesis and at least 20 of those was on that last level

also gently caress that cyberdyne level

the machine might have been set to easy idk

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the roller rink near my house had a free arcade game night and i beat bad dudes and TMNT. it was cool.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

that T2 game got lame after the first level anyway

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I beat Silent Scope 2 once on 3 tokens because I stayed in the scope while my brother just made large adjustments across the screen for me by grabbing the barrel and getting me situated near the target. Pretty good shooter/spotter work imo

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

What song was playing as your mom drove you home from that birthday party in her 1989 Taurus Station Wagon?

We never had a station wagon, ugly cars. It probably was a silver honda accord.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Rutibex posted:

how did you get through all of mr burns forms without going broke?

Holy poo poo he was probably a two dollar eater in himself. People started joining in during the fight which helped a lot. Having meatbags steal his attention while I'd run in get a vacuum hit and run away was the ticket.

It was like everyone was trying to form voltron on that boss form but getting murdered and their quarters eaten.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Microwaves Mom posted:

We never had a station wagon, ugly cars. It probably was a silver honda accord.

Well what song was it?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Does Lisa get braces at the end

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I beat Silent Scope 2 once on 3 tokens because I stayed in the scope while my brother just made large adjustments across the screen for me by grabbing the barrel and getting me situated near the target. Pretty good shooter/spotter work imo

that sounds neat but i think silent scope was pretty easy to beat without ever even using the scope. except for maybe a few crucial shots here and there. kinda defeated the purpose of the game's gimmick tho

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well what song was it?

I think it was my dad and he probably was letting me listen to Lazer 103 which was the classic rock station so I'd wager something by Metallica.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Homer jump kick over and over and over

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Microwaves Mom posted:

I think it was my dad and he probably was letting me listen to Lazer 103 which was the classic rock station so I'd wager something by Metallica.

metallica wasn classic rock stations by then! I call shennanigans

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

there's two in town here and one of them is on the Bad Side of Town and half the machines are broken but the other one is p good i take my niece there sometimes and once one of their games was glitched and gave 11 balls instead of 1 ball per token and i ended up draining like 20,000 tickets out of the machine even having to call an attendant to fill it up again and for about 10bux in tokens my niece got a barbie set a big stuffed animal and an electronic drum pad gently caress you capitalism :hellyeah:

Did she even give you a little taste

drat

loinburger
Jul 10, 2004
Sweet Sauce Jones

gary oldmans diary posted:

what a poo poo idea it is to not have boss health meters in a beat-em-up

Dungeons and Dragons: Tower of Doom had boss health bars except for Reddo the Red Dragon who had so much health that you had to hit him for about ten minutes before he even got a health bar. The game even tried warning you to take the alternate route which IIRC had a beholder instead but I was like "nah I got this" and sank $5 into beating a loving mid-boss

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Microwaves Mom posted:

This choice was easy. I went with marge as she had more range with the vacuum and you could get out of danger quicker.


Somehow I doubt this.

The end was Mr. Burns in a robot and after you beat it he falls out and you kill him in one hit.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

natetimm posted:

The end was Mr. Burns in a robot and after you beat it he falls out and you kill him in one hit.

you read my earlier posts.
Also you don't kill him in one hit. Maggie FALLS on him.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I beat Simpsons Arcade with my cousin back in the day but it was easier because we were at a nickel arcade.

Also, I've gone back and played it on MAME and it's a short rear end game when you don't have to worry about credits.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I've beat Contra with 2 credits before. It's honestly not that hard, just remembering where poo poo is.

The biggest wall for me in it was that 4th level boss. (The NES version only has one Optimus Prime head where in the arcade it's two of em)

I'd always let myself die in level 2 though cause if you did that a barrier would spawn right at the beginning of the level 3 (waterfall) and you could just jump right up to the boss before it ran out if you were quick.

AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Mar 15, 2016

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
The only arcade game I ever beat was Virtua Fighter. Pick the Native guy and then get close and throw them constantly.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Microwaves Mom posted:

It was Mr Burns in a giant power suit.

Game was full of weird Japanese poo poo like this.

Also Smithers and Mr. Burns literally trying to murder the gently caress out of the Simpsons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9DE-KyZnLc&t=2299s

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I have a question

e: nm it was gas

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
suck n gently caress e cheese is my porno name

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Microwaves Mom posted:

I think it was my dad and he probably was letting me listen to Lazer 103 which was the classic rock station so I'd wager something by Metallica.

why are bob & brian not dead yet

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I beat this game as well.

With less then five dollars.... canadian. :smug:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

FIRST TIME posted:

I beat Simpsons Arcade with my cousin back in the day but it was easier because we were at a nickel arcade.

Also, I've gone back and played it on MAME and it's a short rear end game when you don't have to worry about credits.

That's pretty much all arcade games.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Iron Prince posted:

suck n gently caress e cheese is my porno name

Fucky Sleaze

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Other Barry posted:

why are bob & brian not dead yet

Not so surprised on one of them, but is it Bob that's reallllly big?

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