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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

http://fox13now.com/2016/03/13/customer-with-concealed-carry-permit-kills-hatchet-wielding-attacker-at-7-eleven/



Just kidding, only hatchet guy died. Sorry, Tezzor.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Cartouche posted:

Just kidding, only hatchet guy died.

i cant masturbate to this

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lonesomedwarf posted:

i cant masturbate to this

trust yourself. i believe in you!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lonesomedwarf posted:

i cant masturbate to this

Already done. :smug:

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

I bet at least one innocent person would be dead if that guy didn't have a gun lol.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

looks like he'll never decapitate the head of a major corporation

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

Less juggalos than advertised, 1

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This never would have happened if the hatchet guy had a gun.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

One less juggalo in this world, today's a good day imo.

edit: beat to the punch by a country mile by Bacon Hat, gg

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
If only the hatchet guy had a gun this wouldn't have happened.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Some might say the 60 year old man is a hero, but really it is the gun that is the hero here.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Looks like the score is conceal carry: 1

Mass murderers: 940

Checkmate, liberals. :smug:

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Identity of attacker not released. Go figure.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
time to buy a pair of parachute pants and a conceal and carry bazooka licence

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

time to buy a pair of parachute pants and a conceal and carry bazooka licence

Make sure you aren't brown first

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I guess you can say he... Didn't make the cut! :cool:

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Looks like the score is conceal carry: 1

Mass murderers: 940

Checkmate, liberals. :smug:

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/u...n_2010-2014.xls

The above link is proof that justifiable homicide stopped on average* 378 innocent deaths per year for the last few years alone.










*expertly tabulated by playing fast and loose with numbers as a liberal might do. Your welcome.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Cartouche posted:

Identity of attacker not released. Go figure.

Someone in the comments is tinfoil hatting about that lol

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
can you even imagine... being a regular customer at a 7-11 lol jfc

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cartouche posted:

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/u...n_2010-2014.xls

The above link is proof that justifiable homicide stopped on average* 378 innocent deaths per year for the last few years alone.










*expertly tabulated by playing fast and loose with numbers as a liberal might do. Your welcome.

Looks like the score is conceal carry: 378
Mass murderers: 940

Checkmate, liberals :smug:

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

CJacobs posted:

Someone in the comments is tinfoil hatting about that lol



Most likely a middleaged white drumpf supporter.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hatchet the planet!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

CJacobs posted:

Someone in the comments is tinfoil hatting about that lol



I'm all for Muslims coming into the country, and shooting juggalos.

Award him the medal of honor!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Until today, they thought the old guy with a handgun would be the one to go off...

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dreddout posted:

I'm all for Muslims coming into the country, and shooting juggalos.

Award him the medal of honor!

I thought the juggalos were allying themselves with bernie.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The fact that this man couldn't get a gun and had to use a hatchet means gun control works.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Looks like the score is conceal carry: 378
Mass murderers: 940

Checkmate, liberals :smug:

Thats 378 innocents saved per each justifiable homicide. :smug:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

This thread made me realize that part of me is very happy no one got hurt

And another part of me luster for hatchet mayhem

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the hatchet guy should have had a katana so he could deflect the bullets

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Come on guys, we all went through a juggalo phase.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

fyodor posted:

The fact that this man couldn't get a gun and had to use a hatchet means gun control works.

Not to mention that in Washington, you need a permit to concealed carry. So the good guy with a gun had to get a license first.

Checkmate, guntards. :smug:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This story warms my heart. This story touches on the 2nd Amendment and a speedy death penalty – issues Obama and Hillary and Diane Feinstein continually find themselves in the WRONG camp. I am glad this story has a happy ending. Most similar robbery stories don’t.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Related link from story:

http://fox13now.com/2016/03/10/escaped-mississippi-murder-suspect-killed-in-home-invasion/

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Cartouche posted:

Identity of attacker not released. Go figure.

I can not tell a lie. It was I, George Washington, who chopped down the convenience store clerk.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

FIRST TIME posted:

Not to mention that in Washington, you need a permit to concealed carry. So the good guy with a gun had to get a license first.

Checkmate, guntards. :smug:

False, you can concealed carry all you want. But if you want to do it legally, you get a license to do so.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no thats not a roll of quarters in my pocket *reaches into pants, flips bazooka onto shoulder like a lumberjack his log* and im not happy to see u *suden flash* *rush of sucking air* *exhaust of jagged flames*

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Orkin Mang posted:

no thats not a roll of quarters in my pocket *reaches into pants, flips bazooka onto shoulder like a lumberjack his log* and im not happy to see u *suden flash* *rush of sucking air* *exhaust of jagged flames*

hell :yeah:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cartouche posted:

Thats 378 innocents saved per each justifiable homicide. :smug:

In order for that number to be accurate, mass shootings would have to average 378 victims per event, which is definitely not the case.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Microwaves Mom posted:

I thought the juggalos were allying themselves with bernie.

i bet a dollar that juggalos are voting for trump

the ones that are going to stop being high long enough to vote

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Robo Reagan posted:

i bet a dollar that juggalos are voting for trump

the ones that are going to stop being high long enough to vote

now that I'm trying to find it I can't but I saw a picture posted the other day of a hatchet guy altered to resemble bernie, take my word for it

I take paypal for my dollar

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