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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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phasmid posted:

They won't vote for Hillary because she'll be a horrible President. Inaction can be action, can't it? I hope you're not laughing at idealists and young people for not being as jaded as most of us are. Everyone I know around my age voted for Bernie, but I don't rule out all the tricks the establishment really and truly does to skew elections.

As for those who are on Clinton's wagon: it's unfortunate to watch people throw away a good chance of reform, but then that's what Obama was supposed to accomplish and that didn't go anywhere. I don't get mad at people for thinking she's a sure bet to be a new kind of leader despite the evidence against that. Clinton is a hawk and she hates free speech. Hard to sympathize with that, but people get their news from different places so it's equally hard to condemn them for electing re-Obama.

furthermore, i like to sit on the toilet and piss straight up into my own face

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Sever, get therapy.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

phasmid posted:

They won't vote for Hillary because she'll be a horrible President. Inaction can be action, can't it? I hope you're not laughing at idealists and young people for not being as jaded as most of us are. Everyone I know around my age voted for Bernie, but I don't rule out all the tricks the establishment really and truly does to skew elections.

As for those who are on Clinton's wagon: it's unfortunate to watch people throw away a good chance of reform, but then that's what Obama was supposed to accomplish and that didn't go anywhere. I don't get mad at people for thinking she's a sure bet to be a new kind of leader despite the evidence against that. Clinton is a hawk and she hates free speech. Hard to sympathize with that, but people get their news from different places so it's equally hard to condemn them for electing re-Obama.

she'll just be obama 2.0. it's not that big of a deal fag

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

satanic splash-back posted:

the democratic elite will choose hillary because they know you and every dumb bitch like you will vote for her anyway

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
#ImWithHer

Jill Stein

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I voted for barnyard but my heart will go on. I tried so hard an d got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Lord Binky posted:

she'll just be obama 2.0. it's not that big of a deal fag

Basically this, I mean poo poo sucks now but I'm comfortable. Hillary gets elected and poo poo will still stuck at the same level it does now :shrug:

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

furthermore, i like to sit on the toilet and piss straight up into my own face

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I voted Bernie today but lol if you think he won't go to war if he's elected. His home state is very involved with the defense industry, I'm sure he owes LockMart and Boeing a few contracts (not that Hillary wouldn't be much, much worse).

Trump, on the other hand, doesn't owe anybody poo poo :smug:

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Fojar38 posted:

furthermore, i like to sit on the toilet and piss straight up into my own face

nnow you're cooking with crisco

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
Is there any way bernie can run independent or take hillary's dreams away? At this point I want to see Hillary lose her final shot at the presidency please.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Lord Binky posted:

she'll just be obama 2.0. it's not that big of a deal fag

Maybe her legacy will be even more disappointing. What does the future hold?

I already said she's Obama 2.0. That's the problem.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
What would change if Bernie Sanders was elected?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Gaunab posted:

What would change if Bernie Sanders was elected?

GMOs will not kill babies anymore

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Gaunab posted:

What would change if Bernie Sanders was elected?

he'd not be able to anything but with a funny rear end accent

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

no 69% smh.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Gaunab posted:

What would change if Bernie Sanders was elected?

the amount of hatred i feel towards the government; ironically the same i will feel no matter what happens !

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

EvilJoven posted:

gently caress that vote for Trump.

Your country rejected the President they needed. Now it's time to give them the President they deserve.

If they nominate hill dawg I'm spitevoting trump. Because you don't give a pet a treat for pissing on the couch

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hey hey guys it's me, bernie sanders, ask me anything!

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Lord Binky posted:

she'll just be obama 2.0. it's not that big of a deal fag

counterpoint, Obama failed to pass TPP, Bill passed NAFTA. Obama tried to gently caress with medicare, Bill did gently caress with welfare. It's Bernie>Trump>Hillary>other Republicans, if you can't have actually good, vote gridlock. the Clintons are good enough politicians to pass bad poo poo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Putty posted:

hey hey guys it's me, bernie sanders, ask me anything!

Why didn't you start your campaign earlier

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Why didn't you start your campaign earlier

too afraid of losing hth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

drunk dog posted:

too afraid of losing hth

Excuse me, I was asking Bernie not you

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
American's problems are they would take continuing be able be inside with AC and play on their Facebookphone for just one more day over pretty much anything else, the only people voting for Hilary at this point are the protected infantile who only have computer skills are know they will be useless/machine fuel in the coming apocalypse. If the choice is blowing my own god drat head off versus cancer, welp I'll tak e the cancer bub :D

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Why didn't you start your campaign earlier

hey hey guys it's me, bernie sanders, ask me anything!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Hilary was always going to win. Bernie Sanders only existed to make sure she didn't have an easy road (and didn't go conservative lite on everyone) to prepare her for the GOP onslaught in November.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Excuse me, I was asking Bernie not you

well, i quoted you,. so that makes me bernie .

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

mostly i just want to see trump last half as long as JFK and end up in the same bag. oops i guess we do ludicrous business with Country You Hate #634 for a reason... bag em.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006


~1/3rd of Americans are idiots

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

Traxis posted:

~1/3rd of Americans are idiots

i am earnestly surprised because that number is lower than expected

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

It's the GOP, are we really surprised?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

regardless of whether we elect trump or hillary we're gonna drone the gently caress out of some 'slims so its cool either way

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

mclast posted:

counterpoint, Obama failed to pass TPP, Bill passed NAFTA. Obama tried to gently caress with medicare, Bill did gently caress with welfare. It's Bernie>Trump>Hillary>other Republicans, if you can't have actually good, vote gridlock. the Clintons are good enough politicians to pass bad poo poo


counterpoint, none of this is as bad as the poo poo Republicans do

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I just know that my one vote for the next god-king of the united states will fix this country and i'll never have to vote again for four years

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

i will not be voting for Clinton :shrug:



sorry i won't have my vote held hostage


if the democrats want my vote they should nominate someone worth it

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

phasmid posted:

They won't vote for Hillary because she'll be a horrible President. Inaction can be action, can't it? I hope you're not laughing at idealists and young people for not being as jaded as most of us are. Everyone I know around my age voted for Bernie, but I don't rule out all the tricks the establishment really and truly does to skew elections.

As for those who are on Clinton's wagon: it's unfortunate to watch people throw away a good chance of reform, but then that's what Obama was supposed to accomplish and that didn't go anywhere. I don't get mad at people for thinking she's a sure bet to be a new kind of leader despite the evidence against that. Clinton is a hawk and she hates free speech. Hard to sympathize with that, but people get their news from different places so it's equally hard to condemn them for electing re-Obama.

lol trump is gonna win because you're a baby who didn't get their way

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Commie NedFlanders posted:

i will not be voting for Clinton :shrug:



sorry i won't have my vote held hostage


if the democrats want my vote they should nominate someone worth it

why do you hate women, Ned

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Commie NedFlanders posted:

i will not be voting for Clinton :shrug:



sorry i won't have my vote held hostage


if the democrats want my vote they should nominate someone worth it

Pray to your sky daddy that a suitable candidate reveals themselves to you.

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mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

American's problems are they would take continuing be able be inside with AC and play on their Facebookphone for just one more day over pretty much anything else, the only people voting for Hilary at this point are the protected infantile who only have computer skills are know they will be useless/machine fuel in the coming apocalypse. If the choice is blowing my own god drat head off versus cancer, welp I'll tak e the cancer bub :D

granted i'm assuming that all politicians think trump is a dickbag, pushy fker and will not want to work with him. and i've heard from like super educated socialist friends that [while they don't support him] do tell me that, when asked about his policy on healthcare, he says 'i would make the government pay for it' which


hell i think bernie won't be able to get a quarter of what he talks about, passed. i think trump won't be able to get 10% of what he talks about, passed, and that's sorta my bottom line with him - i think he's way better at communicating with the public slash news media than he will be with lawmakers, it's impossible to know his real positions on things because he is super duper comfortable with lying, and he is openly proud of that. A gamble, sure.

Hillary, though, we have her and Bill's record and it's the tried and true, just like Nixon could only open China, and democrat Bill could only gently caress up welfare, she is ready and willing and politically able to do real bad poo poo and a lot of people who consider themselves democrats won't say anything because that would be digging on their own team. Vote bernie for good, vote trump for obstruction [hopefully], vote hillary for garunteed poo poo

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