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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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satanic splash-back posted:

the democratic elite will choose hillary because they know you and every dumb bitch like you will vote for her anyway

I'm sure this country is stupid enough to elect a woman just for the novelty of it. Never mind her criminal past in real estate and the fact that her husband and co-conspirator destroyed international politics and their only contribution to this country was temporary cheap energy based on a volitile foreign relations policy and getting a hummer from some fat Asian skank or some poo poo. Bunch of pseudo-neoliberalism bullshit that never truly gave back to society while our energy advantage and surplus got pissed away on a wartime economy. Hillary is as big of a crook as Bill, and they are basically as far right as republicans anyways. They make sanders look like a communist by comparison, when he's just a pandering leftist himself that would let a republican congress walk all over him.

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ClamdestineBoyster
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FrankieGoes posted:

lol that you think there's a single person running that hasn't ever committed some sort of real estate related crime.

e: wait, wut, Monica was asian?

I'm sure they do all that illuminati buttsex poo poo too but I mean hilldawg on some human trafficking level poo poo now. Monica is not Asian? :shrug: Is she on downers or something wtf?

ClamdestineBoyster
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FrankieGoes posted:

I thought her eyes were like that just because of all the fat weighing them down.

I don't know she looks like one of those chicks who just puts new makeup over old makeup.

ClamdestineBoyster
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FrankieGoes posted:

I thought her eyes were like that just because of all the fat weighing them down.

Maybe sucking cock all day is tiring idk. :shrug:

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spacemang_spliff posted:

lol Hillary will get less done than Obama. At least Obama knows how to play a long game. Hillary's first 100 days will be dealing with impeachment proceedings from the Republicans.

Monica lewinsky will trick her into sucking her dick. :a2m:

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Digital Fingers posted:

I'm going to vote for Trump.

Might as well. :shrug:

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reallivedinosaur posted:

ya bernie will lose because he's old and grey and past his day

Yeah he got no sex left in him. :smith:

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Digital Fingers posted:

It's extremely doubtful that Bernies Sanders penis even works any more.

It's kind of hosed up to think about.

I wasn't thinkin about his droopy old man balls, or his gross flaccid penis. I wasn't.

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Digital Fingers posted:

I bet it has liver spots all over it, lookin' like a saggy cheetah and poo poo

Like the jowels of a cheeta, flapping in the wind. Oh god I can't stop thinking about Bernie sanders balls. :cripes:

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Parallax Scroll posted:

im just sad cruz isnt gonna make it

Yeah he dances around in panties and makeup for his children, he sounds like a real family man.

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IronClaymore posted:

Plato invented the plate. Other than that he was a fucktard. Hey, takes one to know one. And I know one when I read about one.

Plato is kinda bullshit. I mean you get the Plato in all different colors, then you put it through the spaghetti maker thing and you end up with a dysphoric rainbow of muted, mixed colors. And they say it's non-toxic :airquote: but is it really food? I don't care, I just want to stuff the mixed up Plato back in the can and call it a day. :colbert:

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