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She didn't like it, she really didn't like it
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who cares
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Mar 16, 2016 23:08
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www posted:who cares I decides just rhen that i do care. Thats my new official stance
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Mar 16, 2016 23:11
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first spiderman had randy fuckin savage in it which is probably the best part
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Mar 16, 2016 23:11
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Never mind im going back to karate stance
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Mar 16, 2016 23:12
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She was hot in Smokey and the Bandit.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:13
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BigBoss posted:She was hot in Smokey and the Bandit. I'd still bone her. I suspect it'd be mutually unsatisfying.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:25
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What does a spiders cock look like? Does Spider-Man have a regular cock, or a spider cock? Is this discussed in the comics? Makes you think.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:29
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Seriously, what is the appeal of superhero movies? There's already literally years worth of movies starring buff dudes in spandex online, and at least those end in cumshots.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:30
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I think hes got a cloaca
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Mar 16, 2016 23:30
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Ive never seen a spider poo poo or piss
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Mar 16, 2016 23:31
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The good news is spiders have two dicks, the bad news is that they break off when you use them (or sometimes accidentally). So Spider-Man can only gently caress that little redhead twice before he's out of ammo, assuming he hasn't knocked one or more of his dicks off by running into the dresser while taking a midnight piss. Thanks, Google.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:33
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Isaac posted:I think hes got a cloaca You think everything has a cloaca.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:33
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He's still got arms and hands and only two eyes. I think it's fair to assume he has a weiner. However, who knows what his jizz is like.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:35
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FrankieGoes posted:What does a spiders cock look like? Does Spider-Man have a regular cock, or a spider cock? Is this discussed in the comics? Makes you think. does the phrase "radioactive spider-cum" mean anything to you?
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Mar 16, 2016 23:35
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FrankieGoes posted:You think everything has a cloaca. Where im sitti g i can see 3 animals and rhey all got cloacas
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Mar 16, 2016 23:36
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holywood person comes off as unthankful for a job, and even made fun of the old job
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Mar 16, 2016 23:39
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FrankieGoes posted:The good news is spiders have two dicks, the bad news is that they break off when you use them (or sometimes accidentally). No wonder Peter Parker is unhappy. Dude has to pretty much edge all the time when he beats it or his dick falls off from the sounds of it.
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Mar 16, 2016 23:41
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i worked at a coffee place for 2 weeks in highscool and to THIS DAY i still tell people they should drink that coffee if they do no yet have one. this is because of course u all know i have integrity
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Mar 16, 2016 23:42
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that was a bad movie. didn't see it in theaters, but I watched it with my nephew and I was just aghast at how bad it was. it was really bad yup
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Mar 16, 2016 23:46
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The Grimace posted:that was a bad movie. didn't see it in theaters, but I watched it with my nephew and I was just aghast at how bad it was. it was really bad And it's still miles ahead of the second one. edit: \/ \/ \/ Hector Beerlioz posted:Older movies don't have as many cuts per minute that people have become accustomed to so they seem slow. Rewatching it recently, I couldn't believe the Matrix felt slow. If you can follow every hit in a fight scene that's just not fast enough these days grumble grumble you kids get off my lawn. Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 17, 2016 |
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Mar 16, 2016 23:53
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HMS Interwebs posted:Seriously, what is the appeal of superhero movies? There's already literally years worth of movies starring buff dudes in spandex online, and at least those end in cumshots. Older movies don't have as many cuts per minute that people have become accustomed to so they seem slow.
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Mar 17, 2016 00:03
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cool a link to the huffington post let me just go ahead and click it haha just kidding
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Mar 17, 2016 00:19
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i liked spiderman 1 and 2 with tobey macguire spider house rules
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Mar 17, 2016 00:21
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Mar 17, 2016 00:21
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Pop quiz, hot shots: there is a link to Jezebel and a link to the Huffington Post. There is a gun to your head and you must click one. What do you click?
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Mar 17, 2016 00:21
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Pop quiz, hot shots: there is a link to Jezebel and a link to the Huffington Post. There is a gun to your head and you must click one. What do you click? the lotus pod click bait
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Mar 17, 2016 00:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Pop quiz, hot shots: there is a link to Jezebel and a link to the Huffington Post. There is a gun to your head and you must click one. What do you click? The trigger
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Mar 17, 2016 00:27
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I would click either link. Its pretty low stakes compared to being shot
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Mar 17, 2016 00:44
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Now the Ultimate Spider-Man version of Aunt May... 
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Mar 17, 2016 03:12
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Gidget was hot as hell
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Mar 17, 2016 03:21
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Pop quiz, hot shots: there is a link to Jezebel and a link to the Huffington Post. There is a gun to your head and you must click one. What do you click? The abortionist, twice.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Pop quiz, hot shots: there is a link to Jezebel and a link to the Huffington Post. There is a gun to your head and you must click one. What do you click? that is a trick question. when your choices are the sweet embrace of death, jezebel and huffpo who would ever choose the links?
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