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I feel like it should be handled the same way gun registration is handled. The world has been so much safer ever since president Magneto has legalised all guns made of metal/metal composites and banned all plastic guns i've never felt safer. Moral of the story? Ban all plastic based mutants.
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This guy can punch a city to ruins and that is OK ITS FINE
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Mar 16, 2016 21:00
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Zzulu posted:This guy can punch a city to ruins and that is OK Don't dog whistle post about me, scrub
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Mar 16, 2016 21:01
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Germstore posted:Working like 10 minutes a day and get to bang an endless supply of mutant chicks? Who's going to turn that down? Have you seen mutant chicks? Huge titties are apparently a common secondary mutation. you've obviously never met the morlocks
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Mar 16, 2016 21:26
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Rutibex posted:you've obviously never met the morlocks  Not seeing a problem.
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Mar 16, 2016 21:46
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Welcome to the Republican Party
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Mar 16, 2016 22:02
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Germstore posted:Any mutation over one thousand years old will be exempt. En Sabah Nur has lobbyists. is this biological age or calendar age? because mutants time travel like its going out of fashion
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Mar 16, 2016 22:37
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Lucky Guy posted:is this biological age or calendar age? because mutants time travel like its going out of fashion Would you say they time travel like there's...no tomorrow? 
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Mar 16, 2016 22:52
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Lucky Guy posted:is this biological age or calendar age? because mutants time travel like its going out of fashion First one, then the other
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Mar 16, 2016 22:54
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I got three nipples, do i gotta register?
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Mar 16, 2016 22:58
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obviously any registration is just stop gap measure, we should just skip that part and move forward to the most powerful mutants ruling the world with iron fists
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Mar 16, 2016 22:59
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ChrisHansen posted:I got three nipples, do i gotta register? Yeah, but only for the gas chamber you weirdo
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Mar 16, 2016 23:16
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i wanna know which mutants are shapeshifters so i can gently caress john f kennedy
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Mar 16, 2016 23:28
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Shapeshifting super prostitutes. Now there is a loving market!
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Mar 16, 2016 23:32
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i'm excited that the Marvel Cinematic Universe©TM is finally catching up with Marvel Civil War©TM because maaaaybe that means we'll get a Nextwave movie. that would be fun. of course a Transmetropolitan movie would be completely pointless in 2016, since at this point it would need to be a documentary
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Klyith posted:i'm excited that the Marvel Cinematic Universe©TM is finally catching up with Marvel Civil War©TM because maaaaybe that means we'll get a Nextwave movie. that would be fun. Nextwave would make a baller movie for sure.
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Hey Applewhite, what do you think Something Awful's Registered Userbase is exactly, if not for a list of humanity's most (mentally) mutated?  Seriously though, I mean we kid around with each other a good amount on these here fora  but I only just recently started posting here after a seven-year lurk and that was only after I'd discovered my mutant powers and activated my higher self. SA attracts a lot of kooky people looking for fun chats with cool folks, and if anything that's what bad guys loving hate.Space Tits is a gem, btw. She could use more polishing however  (e: omg crude!)
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Mar 17, 2016 07:25
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EngineerSean posted:Welcome to the Republican Party What getting from this is that SA would firmly stand with whatever crazy screed JJ writes in the editorials of daily bugle.
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Mar 17, 2016 07:47
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Germstore posted:Every sports game is actually a competition between two telekinetics that made opposing bets. how the hell did this thread mutate into "The Thread Full of Good Ideas" ? Now suppose you're a mutant -- keep in mind that being on the mutant registry would, with the "thud" of a rubber stamp, make you one of the most sexually desired people on the planet. Even if the list was kept away from the public you'd still constantly receive seduction attempts from sexy secret agents, well-connected corporate fuckhunters, etc. It's good that we're hearing concerns about deathcamps and vivisections and stuff but what about Mossad agents that look like Kat Dennings? It's a complicated issue.
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Mar 17, 2016 07:59
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As long as alien species are exempt from registering, I'm down. Skrull Life 4 Eva
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Mar 17, 2016 08:01
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What if they developed an injection that could turn a Jewish person into a regular person??
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I agree mutants should register their powers but I'd never register if i was a mutant. Cause I don't want people knowin my powers so they can't prove it was me when I use them for crime to get me money.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I agree mutants should register their powers but I'd never register if i was a mutant. Cause I don't want people knowin my powers so they can't prove it was me when I use them for crime to get me money. They also couldn't prove it wasn't you if someone with similar powers committed a crime and pinned it on you. Fellbat posted:What getting from this is that SA would firmly stand with whatever crazy screed JJ writes in the editorials of daily bugle. Well technically speaking Spider-Man is a criminal 
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like someone said earlier, why is this a mutant thing? if anyone should have to register it's the hulk and he's not a mutant. and his superpower is literally "causing mayhem and destruction" im against though. if you were able to do something really threatening like blow up a city, how would having previously registered help us catch you if you went nuts? having your name in a book somewhere isnt going to do poo poo. all registering would accomplish is allow people with lesser powers to be controlled. and we dont exactly need to worry about the guy who can like, communicate with lizards or grow flowers on his rear end or whatever.
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Mar 17, 2016 11:44
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Mar 17, 2016 11:46
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Ghost Head posted:like someone said earlier, why is this a mutant thing? if anyone should have to register it's the hulk and he's not a mutant. and his superpower is literally "causing mayhem and destruction" What if a crime were comitted and witnesses reported a man with flowers growing out of his rear end fleeing the scene? Boom police know exactly who to start with.
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Mar 17, 2016 11:47
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Applewhite posted:What if a crime were comitted and witnesses reported a man with flowers growing out of his rear end fleeing the scene? Boom police know exactly who to start with. let's register everyone with easily identifiable character traits then. Like amputees and dwarves and people over 7 feet tall.
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Mar 17, 2016 12:03
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As a mutant I find this whole thread deeply uncomfortable
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Mar 17, 2016 12:06
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Flesh Forge posted:im mutant samew
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Mar 17, 2016 12:12
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Im a transmutant, I identify as a man with HUGE POWER Soooo you gotta let me in ur school now Mr x man
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Mar 17, 2016 12:24
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Ghost Head posted:having your name in a book somewhere isnt going to do poo poo. No, the whole point is to gas anyone who comes in to register. It's all about putting some chlorine in the gene pool.
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Mar 17, 2016 12:27
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my mutant power is the telekinetic control of dairy, by the way
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Mar 17, 2016 12:31
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suprised more mutants dont become third world warlords
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Mar 17, 2016 12:49
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dog buttz posted:Much like the Jew, Magneto and his super friends believe that humans are genetically inferior and has made attempts to eradicate them so that their race can populate the ea-hey wait a second! congratulations youve discovered the meaning of irony which is the entire point of his character great job
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Frankenstyle posted:No, the whole point is to gas anyone who comes in to register. It's all about putting some chlorine in the gene pool. Sooner or later someone is going to come in to register who isn't going to be affected by whatever technique is being used to kill them and then they are going to go crazy and start loving everything up. Or at best they escape and tell everyone what's going on. Like, what if Juggernaut came in to register and some dumbass tried to gas him or shoot him?
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Simstim posted:suprised more mutants dont become third world warlords If Storm was created in the last ten years, that would be her origin story. It would also be a lot more believable than "Avatar Of The Storm for her tribe". poo poo, now I want to see Storm as that, cackling while she has hurricane-fast downdrafts putting AK bullets into the dirt then following it up by throwing lighting at militiamen.
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Ghost Head posted:Juggernaut came in to register and some dumbass tried to gas him or shoot him? Wait, is Juggernaut immune to gas? Young Freud posted:poo poo, now I want to see Storm as that, cackling while she has hurricane-fast downdrafts putting AK bullets into the dirt then following it up by throwing lighting at militiamen. Somali pirate queen.
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Juggernaut is pretty much immune to everything. Plus he doesn't even need to breath.
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Ghost Head posted:all registering would accomplish is allow people with lesser powers to be controlled. and we dont exactly need to worry about the guy who can like, communicate with lizards or grow flowers on his rear end or whatever. The Ikebana Iguana was a violent sociopath and he put chameleons in places they simply did not belong. 
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Zzulu posted:Im a transmutant, I identify as a man with HUGE POWER
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