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Applewhite posted:Personally I'd be more concerned by all the repeated viewings of blow job instructional videos than the weird porn. It's okay if he's gay but 11 year olds should not be engaging in sexual activity of any kind, OP. Idk if I was 11 I'd totally put my toes in a field poosy if I got a chance and would do all the other sex things like blow jobs on her too .
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PureEvil6_13 posted:He sure has an insatiable thirst for blow jobs. That's the only smart thing we can pin on him so far.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:34
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You can do what my dad did: get about 3 inches away from my face while I'm sleeping in the morning and just suddenly scream "if you ever download poo poo like that again I'll KICK YOUR rear end" didn't work, but I mean, you could try it
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Mar 16, 2016 16:34
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Real talk, if you want him to stop jerking it, force him to watch that "run the gauntlet" shock site. Guaranteed asexuality.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:36
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op your dumbass son is a raging cauldron of horny hormones don't be getting in the way of a hormonal boy jacking himself raw.
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Oberleutnant posted:op your dumbass son is a raging cauldron of horny hormones don't be getting in the way of a hormonal boy jacking himself raw. Make him read the Chuck Palahniuk story "guts" though.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:38
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make him watch swap.avi then take away his phone because wtf were you thinking
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Mar 16, 2016 16:39
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn
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Mar 16, 2016 16:41
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I had to explain (as far as I know) to a coworker what her son was looking at when he searched for "yaoi" "moe", and "Hot furry chick". Your son is fine, show him incognito and maybe give 1/3 of your next beer. Maybe mention youporn.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:41
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Children aren't supposed to be pervs unless someone made them pervy that's how it works what did you do to him
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Mar 16, 2016 16:42
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smoke weed with yo kid
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Mar 16, 2016 16:45
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The Dregs posted:I had to explain (as far as I know) to a coworker what her son was looking at when he searched for "yaoi" "moe", and "Hot furry chick". Your son is fine, show him incognito and maybe give 1/3 of your next beer. Maybe mention youporn. lol trap sprung. I'd never explain that poo poo to a coworker.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:45
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Buy him an account so he can see this thread and read your posts
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Mar 16, 2016 16:45
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op the biggest problem is that your son is so loving stupid he's trying to find porn on youtube, he's a complete moron, sorry op, just so sorry
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Mar 16, 2016 16:45
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the moment i saw the word sex i did this your son is completely normal OP tell him about birds and bees
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Mar 16, 2016 16:48
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Applewhite posted:lol trap sprung. I'd never explain that poo poo to a coworker. Yeah really. "Hey Sheep Goats maybe you can help. What is hentai? What is moe? What is a fluffy pony?" "Hmm I sure don't know have you tried looking in this paper dictionary? That's what I would try to lean about these words I don't know." "Oh... Well, since I'm here anyway would you want to feel my son's nuts for me, friend? I am told this is what is done."
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Mar 16, 2016 16:48
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Teach your kid about the Panopticon and Edward Snowden and let him know Obama sees everything he watches
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Applewhite posted:lol trap sprung. I'd never explain that poo poo to a coworker. Her son has asperger's, she needs to know this poo poo. Hanging out here for 10 years has made me know about this poo poo than a human should. I want to use these powers for good.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:50
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So is looking for porn on YouTube the modern equivalent of jerking off to underwear catalogues?
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Mar 16, 2016 16:53
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drguildo posted:So is looking for porn on YouTube the modern equivalent of jerking off to underwear catalogues? No, it's more like jerking off to underwear catalogues that are currently resting on legit porn mags.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:56
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OP just be thankful your kid is normal and not like that preteen in E/N who literally almost killed himself twice by dick sepsis because he kept trying to stick random dirty poo poo in his peehole
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The Dregs posted:Her son has asperger's, she needs to know this poo poo. Hanging out here for 10 years has made me know about this poo poo than a human should. I want to use these powers for good. goddamn, aspergers is such a plague and pestilence upon this land
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Mar 16, 2016 17:04
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Make him read the Chuck Palahniuk story "guts" though. This is good advice
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Mar 16, 2016 17:05
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Better advice would be to get all of Chucks stuff in pile and then set it on fire and then drown him in the Willamette
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lol I was nine the first time I got a spam message to the email I made for neopets or some poo poo. "MONSTER COCKS DESTROY TINY PUSSIES" and boom hooked for the past sixteen years. Your son is totally normal outside of not being smart enough to find real porn/use incognito/clear his history
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Mar 16, 2016 17:08
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All jokes aside, pornography is harmful to a healthy sexual development and is emotionally crippling and can lead to horrible soul crushing porn addiction I hope y'all get this taken care of in a healthy way OP
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Mar 16, 2016 17:09
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Make him read the Chuck Palahniuk story "guts" though. Kids these days would find this boring becUse it's longer than 144 characters
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Commie NedFlanders posted:All jokes aside, pornography is harmful to a healthy sexual development and is emotionally crippling and can lead to horrible soul crushing porn addiction Some day I'm gonna catch you and lock you up in a mountain cabin and readdict you to porn and you'll be better for it.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:All jokes aside, pornography is harmful to a healthy sexual development and is emotionally crippling and can lead to horrible soul crushing porn addiction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk&t=5s
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Mar 16, 2016 17:13
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If I'd had access to the internet in its current form from ages 11-17 my head would have exploded. I have memories of 11 year old me wacking off to pause screens of women showing slight cleavage on blurry vhs tapes.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:All jokes aside, pornography is harmful to a healthy sexual development and is emotionally crippling and can lead to horrible soul crushing porn addiction That's not true. I barely ever dunk my wife's head in the toilet during violent anal.
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My son is 9 and all his searches are for minecraft mods and/or Garry's Mod so far so far Not looking forward to the inevitable pornsplosion. Like Harlan said, if I'd had Internet access at those ages, I just don't know how things would've turned out. Woods-porn was about the extent of my early teen exposure. Baxter fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Mar 16, 2016 |
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Mar 16, 2016 17:16
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you must take the boy to a sex-positive therapist
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn yeah your kid is fuckin retarded, you might see about having an abortion
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Mar 16, 2016 17:26
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn Esta
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Mar 16, 2016 17:29
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as long as he don't fucks with that anime
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I don't like how YouTube has been overtaken by low key porn crap YouTube is for streaming free music and watching lets play videos in German, I don't need [She-Hulk Breastfeeding College Cousin El Barto Geriatric Self Examination ] videos with 33 million views People always gotta ruin good things with filth
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Mar 16, 2016 17:32
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The most important thing to understand about pornography is that it reflects reality 100% accurately.Commie NedFlanders posted:I don't like how YouTube has been overtaken by low key porn crap 10 Hottest Obese Keyboard Cats Twerking and Farting
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Mar 16, 2016 17:33
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Can't kids these days be satisfied with just the JC Penny's catalog, jeeze!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Can't kids these days be satisfied with just the JC Penny's catalog, jeeze! you're holding humanity back you Luddite. get in the dustbin of history
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