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Skeleton Ape posted:My kid needs a phone that has internet access because Maybe he needs it to do homework? I hear they have homework on the internet now.
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Applewhite posted:Maybe he needs it to do homework? I hear they have homework on the internet now. They need the phone to help them cheat on their homework
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Mar 16, 2016 18:56
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why you looking through his phone anyway, what were you hoping to find?
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Mar 16, 2016 18:57
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quote:#HOT Chick's GWEN TNYYSON Part -2 || BEN 10 Strictly Adult || Cartoon Dartoon - YouTube "||"? "#"? Your son is very specific in his searches. Sure you don't mean browsing history? Or is he actually typing these things out? If so, you should be extra concerned.
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Applewhite posted:Maybe he needs it to do homework? I hear they have homework on the internet now. Could youse one of his two tablets, his laptop or his private desktop computer. If there is a god i hope his or her punishment is merciful and swift.
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Mar 16, 2016 18:57
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*son googles "dad is a giant retard what do i do?"*
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Mar 16, 2016 18:58
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gosh parents these days hah a
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Mar 16, 2016 19:01
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im functionally retarded welp time to create another human being
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Mar 16, 2016 19:01
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When I was 14 I learned how to build a computer just so I could have something to look at porn with. I told my parents it was so my brother and I didn't need to fight over the family computer in the living room about who's turn it was to play World Of Warcraft. Deep down I was thinking "I'm gonna jack off so loving hard". I got a summer job as a camp counselor and paid for everything myself so they couldn't say poo poo or "ground" me from it (lol). What I'm trying to say is your kid is retarded. I built an entire computer as a child in order to masturbate, and your kid can't even use a proper tube site like a normal person.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:06
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www posted:why you looking through his phone anyway, what were you hoping to find? I was clearing out junk on his phone to get rid of the low memory notification, and when I tapped on Chrome, I saw there were 26 tabs open. I got curious, and that was my downfall. Shadow0 posted:"||"? "#"? Your son is very specific in his searches. Sure you don't mean browsing history? Or is he actually typing these things out? If so, you should be extra concerned. Yeah, I meant browsing. His search history is a little less specific: quote:black woman sucking white cock And yes, these were all in YouTube. 
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Mar 16, 2016 19:06
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Windows 98 posted:"I'm gonna jack off so loving hard". I got a summer job as a camp counselor ?????
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Mar 16, 2016 19:07
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Is your search history any better buddy
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Mar 16, 2016 19:08
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Petition to make OP's son a GBS mod, he's got the right stuff and he is less likely to turn out to be have been a child molester or some other kind of irredeemable deviant all along. I'd say he's got a good five years befoer the inevitable meltdown.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:10
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how me a frog posted:Petition to make OP's son a GBS mod, he's got the right stuff and he is less likely to turn out to be have been a child molester or some other kind of irredeemable deviant all along. I'd say he's got a good five years befoer the inevitable meltdown. Imagine a young and impressionable mind being shaped by GBS throughout its teenage years.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:12
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OP's son really like chocolate, any reason for that?
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Mar 16, 2016 19:19
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dog buttz posted:Imagine a young and impressionable mind being shaped by GBS throughout its teenage years. quote:im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.[/url]
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Mar 16, 2016 19:20
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Does your son identify as a black girl op
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Mar 16, 2016 19:21
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how me a frog posted:I am curious about ten reasons to feel balls. Cracked has gone downhill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCPF3ERU7og
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Mar 16, 2016 19:49
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Smart enough to look up jackin excuses, not smart enough to look for porn on a porn site
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Mar 16, 2016 19:52
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Could you post some of the pics of like "black girl sucking white dick" so we can tell more accurately if your son has weird sexual preferences? Like, does he have weird fetishes yet or is he still very vanilla in his tastes when it comes to ebony beauties blowing some nice white dongs? it's very important, the future of your son might be at risk here, very serious stuff
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Mar 16, 2016 20:16
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who needs 10 fuckin reasons here's one reason: playing with your balls feels good. That's the only reason you need.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:17
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it dont for me, it hurts it hurts so bad i cry every tiem
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Mar 16, 2016 20:19
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Wall Balls posted:as long as he don't fucks with that anime quote:IF CARTOONS WERE PORN! - YouTube He's swimming dangerously close.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:20
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Dreddout posted:He's swimming dangerously close. Make the kid sit down and watch cringe videos of sonic fans and other assorted autists until the kid realizes that he doesn't want to be anything like that and becomes a normal human being.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:23
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn op, be responsible and teach him
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Mar 16, 2016 20:28
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Dreddout posted:He's swimming dangerously close. Yeah no poo poo. Any further and he's gonna reg for taps or something else really crazy. Cartoon porn is the gateway to furrytown doncha know. Explain youporn and xhamster to this kiddo FAST while he still has a soul left to save. Maybe you can leverage his love of blowjobs and ebony to ensure his sexuality veers back toward reality.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:29
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The proper thing to do in this situation is to sit him down and just start reading the list out loud, pausing between each search phrase to look him in the eyes. You should record yourself doing this, and then upload it to YouTube. And then make him search for it.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:52
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artsy fartsy posted:The proper thing to do in this situation is to sit him down and just start reading the list out loud, pausing between each search phrase to look him in the eyes. Oh yeah. That'll leave him with a healthy attitude toward interracial blowjobs. Racist.
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Mar 16, 2016 20:56
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:"son i am most disappointed by this last one - daddy/son blowjob facefuck hell dont tell mom 18+" lmao
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Mar 16, 2016 21:33
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:"son i am most disappointed by this last one - daddy/son blowjob facefuck hell dont tell mom 18+" son prey, so what
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Mar 16, 2016 21:34
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Canned Panda posted:I was clearing out junk on his phone to get rid of the low memory notification, and when I tapped on Chrome, I saw there were 26 tabs open. I got curious, and that was my downfall. shoulda gotten those jungle fever vaccinations op
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Mar 16, 2016 21:48
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Serious talk: here's something you shouldn't do. Don't bring him over to his mom and shame him in front of her, then take away the power cable to his computer (or in his case his phone) for the whole summer without talking through what happened or anything. It kind of hosed me up for a little bit when I was at his age. 
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Mar 16, 2016 21:49
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drat, when i was 11 i didn't even know what a vagina looked like your kid has a head start, OP
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Mar 16, 2016 21:50
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Serious talk: here's something you shouldn't do. Don't bring him over to his mom and shame him in front of her, then take away the power cable to his computer (or in his case his phone) for the whole summer without talking through what happened or anything. I can see how being shamed in front of your mom would gently caress you up but cutting off your computer sounds beneficial tbh.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Serious talk: here's something you shouldn't do. Don't bring him over to his mom and shame him in front of her, then take away the power cable to his computer (or in his case his phone) for the whole summer without talking through what happened or anything. u still hosed up dunkle
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symbolic posted:drat, when i was 11 i didn't even know what a vagina looked like *Slides down a girl's drawers at school "Dizzang where all the purp at??"
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Mar 16, 2016 21:57
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Applewhite posted:Congrats on raising a son too stupid to use incognito mode when browsing for porn. I'm the stupid son, on youtube (it is also my user name, on youtube)
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Mar 16, 2016 21:58
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Serious talk: here's something you shouldn't do. Don't bring him over to his mom and shame him in front of her, then take away the power cable to his computer (or in his case his phone) for the whole summer without talking through what happened or anything. Man, everytime I knew I got in trouble as a kid I drat sure knew I was running that risk before I did it. My parents did go from shaming to just smacking the poo poo out of me by 13 though because they figured it out, too. So just hit your kid for being too dumb to look up porn the right way and cover his tracks. Or just enroll him in special ed or something, he's definitely not learning correctly or fast enough
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Mar 16, 2016 21:58
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Can't Americans just send their kids to Army schools?
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Serious talk: here's something you shouldn't do. Don't bring him over to his mom and shame him in front of her, then take away the power cable to his computer (or in his case his phone) for the whole summer without talking through what happened or anything. lmfao "wife, our son has searched for porn in a bad + inefficient way. He wanted to watch sex, but he went on youtube to do so and frankly my dear, that's hosed up and wrong. He is a retard and a sexual retard and I say let's remove his power cable for the whole summer and never talk to him again."
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