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I've never seen any of these before and they own. On the subject of documentarians making beer ads, it'd be cool to see Warner Hertzog do one. some fat alcoholic in a dingy cellar surrounded by bottles in front of a television playing static. Hertzog: "The drink is cold. And bitter. Once emptied, it cannot be refilled. We are not so different." ~~miller~~
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High Life is easily the best beer for its price on the market. I can get a six pack of tall boys for under five bucks.
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Mar 17, 2016 20:18
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lager is for sad bitch boys which is why all the marketing around it is about how manly it makes you
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Mar 17, 2016 20:25
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The Kingfish posted:High Life is easily the beer for its price on the market. I can get a six pack of tall boys for under five bucks. High Life is a good party beer, but for a few bucks more I can get a sixer of New Castle's which are superior in every possible way
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SKA ★ REGGAE ★ PUNK
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Mar 17, 2016 20:32
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i prefer IPAs
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Mar 17, 2016 20:37
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Booblord Zagats posted:High Life is a good party beer, but for a few bucks more I can get a sixer of New Castle's which are superior in every possible way I always felt like new castle and guiness were basically the beers for people who pretended to be above domestic lagers but didn't actually know enough about beer to get something that wasn't heavily advertised.
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Mar 17, 2016 20:40
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i like grolsch and its wacky bottles
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Mar 17, 2016 20:55
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Nooner posted:I dont have platinum anymore cause a certain former BADMIN kept banning me SON OF A... It's probably for the best. I asked Rich where it and he seemed to think it got tossed in the move. Boooo.
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Mar 17, 2016 22:07
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I'm not clicking links, did anyone post the Orson Welles wine commercials? Also Budweiser is sold as a luxury brand in China, which is pretty accurate compared to the average Chinese swill.
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Mar 17, 2016 22:19
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Yuengling better
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Mar 17, 2016 22:24
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if you drink major brewery domestic for reasons other than being poor I don't know what to tell you
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rezatahs posted:lager is for sad bitch boys which is why all the marketing around it is about how manly it makes you sounds like you are trying to hard to beer. Crack a High Life and slow down.
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Mar 17, 2016 22:49
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rezatahs posted:lager is for sad bitch boys which is why all the marketing around it is about how manly it makes you this is true
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hashtag allbeermatters
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i like to grab the grocery store 3.2 version of coors and drink 30 of them and pretend im andre the giant
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fyodor posted:These advertisements for fizzy beer continue to inspire me to this day. The essential elements of manhood are timeless and we would all do well to remember these hallmarks of our modern culture. After watching the first three, I was fully expecting one of them to feature a black family moving in, and a white guy shaking his head and gritting his teeth with a Miller High Life in his hand.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:44
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that's because you've been conditioned by modern media to associate any sort of asserted masculinity with violent rape and open racism
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Mar 18, 2016 02:46
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I drink Busch because that is what Fred Flintstone drinks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZGaLlLfcY
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Jonny 290 posted:that's because you've been conditioned by modern media to associate any sort of asserted masculinity with violent rape and open racism Nah, it's because real life has taught me to associate people who drink High Life with racism.
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sorry for skimming your thread, nice post
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Blistex posted:Nah, it's because real life has taught me to associate people who drink High Life with racism. You're stupid as gently caress
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Mar 18, 2016 03:45
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There was one of these where it was just three skeevy guys in a crummy apartment sitting on a crummy couch getting drunk then the voice over or whatever says 'living the high life' and I looked to either side of me and realized that I was in the commercial.
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Blistex posted:Nah, it's because real life has taught me to associate people who drink High Life with racism. nice generalization, pal
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There was this really cheap Chinese beer I used to get at the liquor store by the Pho place near work back in the late 90s that was like $4 for a six pack of bottles and it'd completely gently caress you up and it didn't taste bad. Wish I could remember the name. 
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Blistex posted:After watching the first three, I was fully expecting one of them to feature a black family moving in, and a white guy shaking his head and gritting his teeth with a Miller High Life in his hand. Honestly, those ads make me feel they're some sort of metatextual parody.
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fyodor posted:These advertisements for fizzy beer continue to inspire me to this day. The essential elements of manhood are timeless and we would all do well to remember these hallmarks of our modern culture. Carl Sagan did beer commercials lmao what a sellout. I really like these commercials.
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satanic splash-back posted:You're stupid as gently caress Almost stupid enough to drink a High Life. it was a joke
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without the lumberjack voiceover tone, the alternative fuels one really is pretty solid
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Jonny 290 posted:without the lumberjack voiceover tone, the alternative fuels one really is pretty solid America will have a lumberjack powered car by 2024!
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Mar 18, 2016 05:38
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I believe the word you are looking for is "stentorian."
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Mar 18, 2016 06:09
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The fat black guy died and it made me really sad.
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I worked in advertising on the creative side when those ads premiered. Many of my colleagues and I considered them to be the gold standard of creative excellence to which we all aspired. When it was all said and done, my career had a few high points but was generally unimpressive and I never came close to the dizzying heights those spots represented for me. I trudged through several creative positions at second rate ad agencies until 2009 when an extramarital affair cost me my job, effectively putting my career out of its misery. Man, I could really use a High Life about now.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I drink Busch because that is what Fred Flintstone drinks. Thank you Hector, that video was very funny and informative! Blistex posted:Almost stupid enough to drink a High Life. it was a joke Don't joke about domestic beer in GBS, it's not funny.  Penskecat posted:I worked in advertising on the creative side when those ads premiered. Many of my colleagues and I considered them to be the gold standard of creative excellence to which we all aspired. When it was all said and done, my career had a few high points but was generally unimpressive and I never came close to the dizzying heights those spots represented for me. I trudged through several creative positions at second rate ad agencies until 2009 when an extramarital affair cost me my job, effectively putting my career out of its misery. Man, I could really use a High Life about now. So you work from home?
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Bipolar Transistor posted:There was this really cheap Chinese beer I used to get at the liquor store by the Pho place near work back in the late 90s that was like $4 for a six pack of bottles and it'd completely gently caress you up and it didn't taste bad. chang?
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TheShazbot posted:chang? Alternative guesses: Ching, Chong,
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Dreddout posted:Thank you Hector, that video was very funny and informative! Your welcome 
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