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when was the last time you poo poo your pants? I havent since i was a little kid but I almost did when I was 10 and at Walden West science camp that all 5th graders had to go to, i held my poop for almost a whole week cause i was all selfconcious about poopin' in a public bathroom. I might poop my pants soon though, i mean we are bound for a big one, right?
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I'm making GBS threads my pants right now.
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Mar 17, 2016 18:56
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dont sign your posts, nooner
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Mar 17, 2016 18:56
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I'm making GBS threads your pants right now, Nooner
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Mar 17, 2016 18:56
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the average american shits his pants 2-3 times a week (not big turds just small sand sized pellets) while sleeping. spiders eat the crumbs and then deposit them (and themselves) in your mouth. and then the cycle starts anew...
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Mar 17, 2016 18:57
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Only babies poo poo their pants, you "r" word
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Mar 17, 2016 18:58
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ive poo poo myself at least five times
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Mar 17, 2016 18:59
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but always in the safety of my own home
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Mar 17, 2016 19:00
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poo poo:my pants :: this thread:GBS
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Mar 17, 2016 19:02
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when i had c diff my shat looked liked food colored phlegm and it was all over the tub
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Mar 17, 2016 19:02
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Once I used the last of my vodka to make a white Russian only I didn't have any cream so I substituted skim milk. Needless to say, the milk immediately curdled upon hitting the vodka, but I still wanted to get drunk so I forced it down and had all. My food run through me in about 10 mins for the next week
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Mar 17, 2016 19:07
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it was just yesterday I poo poo my pants after getting savagely owned by enfield in a bad thread, it smelled of fear
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Mar 17, 2016 19:07
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TheShazbot posted:it was just yesterday I poo poo my pants after getting savagely owned by enfield in a bad thread, it smelled of fear link please
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Mar 17, 2016 19:09
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TheShazbot posted:it was just yesterday I poo poo my pants after getting savagely owned by enfield in a bad thread, it smelled of fear yeah thatll happen... he has ... powers... 
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Mar 17, 2016 19:13
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poop da bed
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Mar 17, 2016 19:14
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all my friends call my wet spot phil
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Mar 17, 2016 19:18
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not allowed to sit on the leather nymore >:[
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Mar 17, 2016 19:18
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One time a cop put a frozen rna binding carbon chain in the nerve trunk that terminates on the pinky finger side of my left hand. It ended up propagating through the brachial plexus into the right side of my brain. I would then have intermediate paralysis or spasm of my groin, sphincter, as well as stoppage or hyperactivity of the internal organs it went through, including my spleen, lungs, and intestines. I would also have paralysis/hypersensitivity in my soft palette, hand, armpit, groin and leg muscles, and I was beginning to get necrosis on my left heel. The episodes of paralysis and hypersensitivity/activity had a direct correlation to vehicles that would drive around me generating audible magnetic standing waves, and in the presence of police vehicles. So my sphincter would just leak out a little poop then. Had to wipe all the time even if I didn't take a poo poo or fart. But some days it didn't happen at all either. The days I could get away. I got some real good relief when I went to Yosemite for a few days, then AT&T shows up and starts doing some engineering on the payphones and the standing waves started up again, causing the same problems to happen despite being in the middle of nowhere.
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Mar 17, 2016 19:21
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i thought i poo poo my pants once but it was all air
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Mar 17, 2016 19:22
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I poo poo my pants about 1/4 of the time I drink coffee
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Mar 17, 2016 19:23
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ChrisHansen posted:I poo poo my pants about 1/4 of the time I drink coffee invest in some coffee depends
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Mar 17, 2016 19:25
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nooner, what is going to be mega about this thread if you don't mind me asking??
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Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his rear end in a top hat to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for the carnival,you dig? And to start with it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. After a while, the rear end started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared... and his rear end would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teethlike... little raspy incurving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it... but the rear end in a top hat would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street... shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags. Nobody loved it. And it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all the time, day and night. You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up... beating at it with his fists... and sticking candles up it, but... nothing did any good, and the rear end in a top hat said to him... "It is you who will shut up in the end, not me... "because we don't need you around here anymore. I can talk and eat and poo poo." After that, he began waking up in the morning with transparentjelly... like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands... like burning gasoline jelly and grow there. So, finally, his mouth sealed over... and the whole head... would have amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing that the rear end in a top hat couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes. Nerve connections were blocked... and infiltrated and atrophied. So, the brain couldn't give orders anymore. It was trapped inside the skull... sealed off. For a while, you could see... the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes. And then finally the brain must have died... because the eyes went out... and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.
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i had a flu earlier this year and i sharted myself. got everywhere.
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Mar 17, 2016 19:28
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Nooner posted:Did I ever tell you about the man I've never been more afraid of my own rear end in a top hat than I am right now.   
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Mar 17, 2016 19:42
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Linux Pirate posted:I've never been more afraid of my own rear end in a top hat than I am right now.
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Mar 17, 2016 19:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:One time a cop put a frozen rna binding carbon chain in the nerve trunk that terminates on the pinky finger side of my left hand. It ended up propagating through the brachial plexus into the right side of my brain. I would then have intermediate paralysis or spasm of my groin, sphincter, as well as stoppage or hyperactivity of the internal organs it went through, including my spleen, lungs, and intestines. I would also have paralysis/hypersensitivity in my soft palette, hand, armpit, groin and leg muscles, and I was beginning to get necrosis on my left heel. The episodes of paralysis and hypersensitivity/activity had a direct correlation to vehicles that would drive around me generating audible magnetic standing waves, and in the presence of police vehicles. So my sphincter would just leak out a little poop then. Had to wipe all the time even if I didn't take a poo poo or fart. But some days it didn't happen at all either. The days I could get away. I got some real good relief when I went to Yosemite for a few days, then AT&T shows up and starts doing some engineering on the payphones and the standing waves started up again, causing the same problems to happen despite being in the middle of nowhere. wait until you get ur phone bill!
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Mar 17, 2016 19:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9H34SWkCPA
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Mar 17, 2016 20:04
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if god wanted us to wear pants, he would have put buttholes on our hands
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Mar 17, 2016 20:05
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im gaye posted:wait until you get ur phone bill! I had previously spoken to the Vice President of AT&T regarding their company dropping calls at the carrier level any time I tried to use a medical term on the phone. It's funny they should show up in the woods and try to shut my internal organs down.
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Mar 17, 2016 20:05
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what she gonna do with that watermellon 
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Mar 17, 2016 20:07
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I thought I was making GBS threads my pants for the longest time, turns out I just never shaved my rear end before. Everytime I took a dump it was like dropping a dollop of peanut butter onto a shag carpet, you can wipe it but it gets buried deep in.
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Mar 17, 2016 20:11
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i had a buddy once who referred to taking a poo poo as 'dropping a cop' 
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Mar 17, 2016 20:18
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I'm surprised AT&T hasn't followed suit with other big corporations who have hosed me over and offered an apology hooker that was 2 months pregnant to try to trap me into wedlock. I guess they just aren't into pants making GBS threads retards. 
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Mar 17, 2016 20:19
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I take my pants off before I poo poo on the floor, because I'm a goddamn refined human being.
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Mar 17, 2016 21:00
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Boko Haram posted:I thought I was making GBS threads my pants for the longest time, turns out I just never shaved my rear end before. Everytime I took a dump it was like dropping a dollop of peanut butter onto a shag carpet, you can wipe it but it gets buried deep in. 
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Mar 17, 2016 21:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKNJ20FJK0
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I thought this was the pie sitting thread. My bad.
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