[Mafia] YLLS Mafia

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Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Welcome to You Look Like poo poo Mafia, a game for at least 15 players.

This game works similarly to Drinkfia and Cookfia. There will be traditional scum and town, but there will be a store to get powers. Some of these powers will be limited, some will always be available.

To purchase these powers you will need to accumulate swolebux (denoted, conveniently, by this S with a line through it: $). Swolebux are awarded for completing different tasks, based on their difficulty. These tasks are centered around the YLLS theme so will have something to do with fitness or health or looking good. Tasks aren't used up when someone does them, so everyone is free to try to complete them all. Most will be repeatable, but you can only get swolebux for any particular task once per gameday (you can still do multiple tasks per day).

To get points for the task, you will need to provide some sort of proof either to me privately or publicly in the thread. A picture, a video, or a screenshot of a tracking app would be preferable. For example, if one of the tasks is to walk 10,000 steps in a day, a screenshot of a pedometer on your phone would be sufficient. If the task is to put together a formal outfit with 3 different accessories, that would require a picture. Some are going to be hard to provide proof for, and we are going a little bit by the honour system, but if you provide something that you think shows you did that activity that should be good enough. If you cheat at a fitness mafia game then you are only cheating yourself.

I'm going to try my absolute best to make this game accessible to as many people as possible. Tasks won't be based on how fast you can run or how much you can lift, but rather about pushing yourself to your own limits, which only you can know. If you are a professional dodgeball player or someone who doesn't know how to pronounce gym you will be able to participate in the game.

I have some basic ideas for what tasks to include, but when you sign up feel free to suggest your favourite ways to work out or look good and I'll consider adding them to the list.

Standard Mafia Rules, I'll put these in later when the game starts.

Players
1) CCKeane
2) Kashuno
3) imgay
4) kaschei
5) ANarc
6) Rarity
7) KK
8) JakeP
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Asiina fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Mar 18, 2016

# ? Mar 18, 2016 01:16

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:32

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Reserved for tasks and store

# ? Mar 18, 2016 01:16

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

In like Flynn!

# ? Mar 18, 2016 01:22

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I am all about this

# ? Mar 18, 2016 01:30

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

I'm in no games. I'll play.

edit: just read Op. No thanks. Sorry.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 01:52

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I dig the picture

# ? Mar 18, 2016 02:22

kaschei: Oct 25, 2005

Count me in. And my baby. If I carry someone for a mile it counts as two right?

# ? Mar 18, 2016 02:36

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

YES!!! Cookfia inspired me to do some cooking so hopefully this will inspire me to do some swoleing

# ? Mar 18, 2016 02:38

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

My dodgeball won't meet for the next two weeks so this is going to be great for getting me up and active!

# ? Mar 18, 2016 03:11

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

I'm gonna get so swole yo

# ? Mar 18, 2016 05:50

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

LETS GET SWOLE YALL

1..2...1...2...1...2...

PUSH UPS GO

1...2...1...2...1...2...

GET THAT CORE MOTIVATED DAWG

(Im in)

# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:01

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I wear a fitbit, spend all day sitting in a chair, and still manage 10,000 steps a day

i'll play

# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:07

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

You get a brutal cop investigation if you defeat me in dodgeball.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:14

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

what's a brutal cop investigation

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:21

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

brutal cop kills the scum player if he investigates scum

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:25

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

how brutal, and broken

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:26

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Khris Kruel posted:

how brutal, and broken

Don't worry, nobody will beat me in dodgeball.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:20

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

CCKeane posted:

Don't worry, nobody will beat me in dodgeball.

Joke is on you. I am big enough to have my own center of gravity and therefore will never be hit

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:21

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

CCKeane posted:

Don't worry, nobody will beat me in dodgeball.

I could beat you. I've been beating up nerds for years

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:23

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Probably should stop hitting yourself KK

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:24

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Kashuno posted:

Probably should stop hitting yourself KK

:flexes:

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:25

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

im making some super lean turkey burgers to prepare for this game. 1 lb ground turkey to 1/2 lb ground bacon

I can feel my heart getting stronger (no pain no gain)

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:36

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I just did turkey black bean tacos for dinner

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

I just did turkey black bean tacos for dinner

what was your bacon:turkey ratio?

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:13

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

0:1

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:15

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

lol like you can ever get swole without copious amounts of bacon loving lmfaof

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:18

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Kashuno posted:

0:1

HOLY poo poo HE DIVIDED BY ZERO. GET DOWN

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:27

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

0:1

A whole turkey seems excessive.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:33

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Would be kind of dry.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:43

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Khris Kruel posted:

I could beat you. I've been beating up nerds for years

I didn't need to know you nicknamed your penis nerds, KK.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 02:40

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Joke is on you. I am big enough to have my own center of gravity and therefore will never be hit

This is literally any object that has mass.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 02:42

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

CCKeane posted:

I didn't need to know you nicknamed your penis nerds, KK.

:flexes:

# ? Mar 19, 2016 03:44

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 19, 2016 05:49

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Mar 19, 2016 05:50

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Gawker should post the verdict on their page, but they won't because I think they're done showing videos of Hulk Hogan loving people

# ? Mar 19, 2016 18:36

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

I am unsigning up for this

# ? Mar 19, 2016 21:28

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i just fried up some bacon then scrambled some eggs in the bacon grease so i don't miss a calorie #Ready

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:18

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Oh I am so loving down. Yay!

# ? Mar 24, 2016 00:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:32

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I'm actually gonna close this until closer to summer. I think it's a little too weird for people at the moment, so we'll try again when things swing back towards gimmicky games.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 23:31

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