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I have an esophageal stricture and my Dr wants to send me to a guy to get it stretched out. Oh boy! Apparently time and acid reflux I have scarred the lining of my esophagus, resulting in a smaller tube for me to cram hotwings and burgs into my gullet with. Consequently this means nothing other than I have difficulty swallowing occasionally and it's mildly irritating. But, because I am an alpha I generally just go gag myself to clear out my throat and feel better. Anyhow, this Dr's like, "We need to stick a balloon in that bitch and inflate it to stretch it out." He also explains that this is not super uncommon and they do it all the time. Has anyone had their throat stretched out? Did you enjoy having your throat stretched out?
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:57 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:58 |
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get facefucked OP
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:58 |
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just suck his dick and get it over with
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:58 |
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Him and me both.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:58 |
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I dunno maybe ask your dad if he likes it OP
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:59 |
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the am radio says obama wants to shove his radical agenda down your throat
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:59 |
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Chinatown posted:get facefucked OP I'm trying to do it literally right now. God. Go get your MBA and point out the obvious professionally.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:00 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:the am radio says obama wants to shove his radical agenda down your throat
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:04 |
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My cock is certainly too big. Sorry can't help
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:06 |
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whats her name
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:07 |
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Ask youre mother op.
ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Mar 18, 2016 |
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This thread has everything I expected and more.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:11 |
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gently caress come to S A I'll do the procedure for drat near free. Just buy me dinner first.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:11 |
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my dr wanted to do the same except with my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:15 |
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OP your predicament sounds somewhat homosexual in nature. I find that amusing.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:15 |
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Nathilus posted:gently caress come to S A I'll do the procedure for drat near free. Just buy me dinner first. Well I don't know much about gay guys but that sounds like a raw deal pal. Buy YOU dinner and then have to suck your dick? Can a gay guy please confirm if this is a bad and stupid deal?
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:17 |
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Nathilus posted:gently caress come to S A I'll do the procedure for drat near free. Just buy me dinner first. gently caress free. i'll pay YOU. let ol' scott give your throat a stretch.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:18 |
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Could be worse.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:18 |
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Mad Monk posted:Could be worse. Was that one the leader?
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:19 |
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Stretched my girls throat out last night. I'm available for $5/hr
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:19 |
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Mad Monk posted:Could be worse. e: god dammit Frankenstyle
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:20 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Well I don't know much about gay guys but that sounds like a raw deal pal. Buy YOU dinner and then have to suck your dick? Naw. It's just like how bands that get inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have to actually pay for the "honor". You're probably not gonna get a better deal that isn't a scam. *Full disclosure: I'm not a "Gay guy" at all, but I have had sex with a few dozen of them. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Mar 18, 2016 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Was that one the leader? Which one? Looks to be about 3 of them in that picture.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:22 |
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Yeah, I've got the same thing but haven't gotten the balloon deal done yet. If you haven't gotten that re-flux under control you should. That poo poo starts changing the cells in your esophagus over to stomach cells where the acid hits often and increases cancer risks. Good luck!
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:24 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Well I don't know much about gay guys but that sounds like a raw deal pal. Buy YOU dinner and then have to suck your dick? The dinner is just a formality. And I mean formality in the most direct sense. It's to show that we are both taking the procedure seriously and are not just being slutty. Hell, if you really care I'll go halfsies.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:25 |
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Double pen.. Err post. Double post.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:25 |
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Probably would be a good idea to suck it up and have this poo poo done. Bolus obstruction, while having a funny name, is a rather terrifying thing to have happen. Imagine taking a few bites of a nice peanut butter sandwich and they just get fuckin stuck down there. Nothing coming up, nothing going down.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:27 |
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Windows 98 posted:I'm available for $5/hr
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:27 |
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xov posted:Probably would be a good idea to suck it up and have this poo poo done. Duh. That's what I said in like the fourth post.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:31 |
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Windows 98 is one of those drug addicts that approach you at the airport gas station all, "Hey, my cars out of gas and I don't have any money can you throw me some change?" and we're like the traveling businessman that's all like, "What's in it for me?" gesturing to your tinted windows.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:31 |
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There was exactly one way this thread could go.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:31 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Duh. That's what I said in like the fourth post. I'm doing it. I want my loving throat stretched out. Little whore slut bitch throat is going to get ballooned whenever the Dr can do it.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:34 |
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xov posted:Probably would be a good idea to suck it up and have this poo poo done. Food gets stuck now for 15-30 minutes sometimes and it blows pretty hard. Basically the same sensation when you take a big bite of food and it goes down really slow until you drink some water, except water only makes this worse. I can gag myself and get a lot of it out though so it's kewl.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:39 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Food gets stuck now for 15-30 minutes sometimes and it blows pretty hard. Basically the same sensation when you take a big bite of food and it goes down really slow until you drink some water, except water only makes this worse. I can gag myself and get a lot of it out though so it's kewl. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/eosinophilic-esophagitis/basics/definition/con-20035681 Get tested.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:41 |
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My stepfather just got told do do this. Guess he couldn't swallow all night and the doctors even tried some sort of human draino to clear it before finally snaking it.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:25 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:37 |
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Has OP ever heard of...deep throat? (drat, I didn't know Harry Reems died a few years back.)
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:42 |
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you could DIY this by swallowing bananas whole.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:45 |
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Just get long balloon and swallow with end sticking out of your mouth Have a buddy blow up for you Doctor already told you what to do
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
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