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so many good burns in this thread I just want to know how he got through the interview process, I mean I know burger joints will hire anyone but still
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are there videos or something of this shmorky character? i'm fascinated by this storyline i would like to know more
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LadyAmbien posted:Yeah, it's true. The baby has been making Flash Tubs in utero, so when I poop her out there will be a lot of *FRESH* new content for the site. Although at first it will be stained with amniotic fluid, so it may take a few days to get that fixed up. I think it was a morning sickness joke, because shmorky's last input really looked like some kind of psychodelic vomit.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:33
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How old is schmorky?
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Mar 20, 2016 04:34
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donkey salami posted:How old is schmorky? too old to date a mentally unstable snow flake witch.
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Mar 20, 2016 04:36
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I think their mid 40's. so like older than my dad
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Mar 20, 2016 04:56
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You guys know that Lauren is gonna get in so much trouble for saying inappropriate things at school, right? I don't even mean bad words, I mean she's gonna string together something like 'I'm gonna murder your house with a bomb made of goats!" and they're going to suspend her for a week for saying 'murder' and 'bomb' inside a school. Are you prepared for this?
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Mar 20, 2016 04:58
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. i made this joke months ago and it got much less empty quotes, i am now calling the hulksters lawyer
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Mar 20, 2016 05:01
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ive been thinking about it and shmorky is a better name for a child than jaylen
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Mar 20, 2016 05:20
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LadyAmbien posted:I the general reasons were because his voice kept getting higher and higher, he was wearing yarn wigs and capes to work, he changed his name to Daisy and all he talked about became gender politics, and it all became too much for Rich to handle. Not sure if he wants to still be referred to as a she, and if she does, I didn't say, "he" to offend anyone. Just throwing that out there before it gets turned into that kind of conversation. wait he named hermself after one of the mario princesses?
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Mar 20, 2016 05:25
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I bet he pretends his apron is a special "front-cape"
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Mar 20, 2016 05:25
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ive been prewriting a post for a long time where if shmorky makes a thread here ill first post 'gosh dangit blobby' in a hank hill voice
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Mar 20, 2016 05:28
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He probably eats fresh
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Mar 20, 2016 05:28
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He will never be the manager of a major burger chain
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Mar 20, 2016 05:29
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drat that audio of shmorkys xirfriend flipping out is hard to listen to, the whole thing is just bonkers between the manic chick asking to be punished and screeching and then shmorky pipes in with his squeaky voice and sounds comparatively sane
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Mar 20, 2016 05:33
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Isaac posted:No but could give you a breakdown. also some people cut off he own Willie for some reason
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Mar 20, 2016 05:34
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Welcome to McDonalds, what do you want from me?
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Mar 20, 2016 05:35
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Fart Puzzle posted:drat that audio of shmorkys xirfriend flipping out is hard to listen to, the whole thing is just bonkers between the manic chick asking to be punished and screeching and then shmorky pipes in with his squeaky voice and sounds comparatively sane http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRPNBWI153783A8E9B
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Mar 20, 2016 05:35
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Joust posted:Welcome to McDonalds, what do you want from me?
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Mar 20, 2016 05:35
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx how can anybody not inwardly root for shmorky
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Mar 20, 2016 05:38
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On the brightside it will be inevitable that shim will be referred to by the wrong gender pronoun (whatever that pronoun is) constantly and it will have not be able to lecture said burger customer/superior fry cook without being fired so there is that.
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Mar 20, 2016 05:42
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Joust posted:Welcome to McDonalds, what do you want from me? lmao that'll be $4.84 there is no answer to the jewish question, okaayy, okaaaayyy, YOU WIN
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Mar 20, 2016 05:43
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i don't think you should post outside of threads you make yourself, everyone will be too distracted by trying to burn you for real discourse to happen.
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Mar 20, 2016 05:47
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That girl in the Shmorky recording is the most annoying person I've ever heard. Which maybe makes Shmorky even crazier than her?
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Mar 20, 2016 05:53
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this reminds me of the time i was hallucinating from doing too much speed
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Mar 20, 2016 05:56
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx Lmao holy poo poo never heard this before
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im gaye posted:how can anybody not inwardly root for shmorky I used to be of the opinion that, hey, we should take it easy on old Shmorks. A little ribbing is fine, but we should try to stay friends. Then I found out that the woman in that audio recording used to be relatively normal for a medicated schizophrenic before Shmorky broker her down, made her into a gender-warrior in his self-hating image, got her off her medication and smoking weed. Basically Shmorky destroyed her mind and her life because he is a hosed up masochist sadbrain idiot. e: and now he work da macdonal
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Mar 20, 2016 06:01
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Martman posted:That girl in the Shmorky recording is the most annoying person I've ever heard. Which maybe makes Shmorky even crazier than her?
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Mar 20, 2016 06:02
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Ork of Fiction posted:I used to be of the opinion that, hey, we should take it easy on old Shmorks. A little ribbing is fine, but we should try to stay friends. lol what a complete rascal
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Mar 20, 2016 06:03
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congratulumatitions ladyambien and lowtax on the baby news!!!
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Mar 20, 2016 06:04
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx What is this? Other than hilarious. ED: How did this get on the internet? The duck voice Shmorky is loving hilarious. Is she bitching about SA? "They're never going to stop! You can never win! There is no way to win! God himself can't stop these people!" should be the new SA tagline ED2: The Cartoon Duck voice threatening to put some in an institution, hilarious. ED3: hahaha. "I want the house." "DO YOU WANT TO RAPE ME?" This is pure gold. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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Mar 20, 2016 06:05
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx I lasted maybe 20 seconds of this thing. Can someone summarize?
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Mar 20, 2016 06:11
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Just found out he made that Fleshlight banner ad animation where a dude fucks it and cum overflows and poo poo and this is awesome.
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Mar 20, 2016 06:12
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Disposable Intern posted:I lasted maybe 20 seconds of this thing. Can someone summarize? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrojCw6amM
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Mar 20, 2016 06:13
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Disposable Intern posted:I lasted maybe 20 seconds of this thing. Can someone summarize? Then he drops a piano on Eddie Valiant's brother.
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Mar 20, 2016 06:14
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Disposable Intern posted:I lasted maybe 20 seconds of this thing. Can someone summarize? Clearly distraught and unhinged woman screams at a cartoon character.
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Mar 20, 2016 06:14
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Dead Precedents posted:"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Clearly distraught and unhinged woman screams at a cartoon character.
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Ork of Fiction posted:I used to be of the opinion that, hey, we should take it easy on old Shmorks. A little ribbing is fine, but we should try to stay friends.
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somebody needs to animate that freakout in shmorky style
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