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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
He is legitimately incredible at picking up women but its so cringe inducing.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Isaac posted:

He is legitimately incredible at picking up women but its so cringe inducing.

Is it the Boomhauer method; talk to every single girl till one reciprocates?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Is it the Boomhauer method; talk to every single girl till one reciprocates?

I lve watched him get dates cold calling strangers. We were at a bar at like midday once and he chatted up this girl who was waiting for her boyfriend. 1minute after the boyfriend left they were making out in the stairwell. Its unbelievable

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

They might get trump elected

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Surprisingly, it's hard to accomplish tangible goals when the entire identity of your social movement is, by definition, being a whiny pussy who can't get anything done.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Even furries are more of a thing in the real world than MRAs. At least furries can actualize their philosophies by having gross fursuit sex in cum stained costumes.

The few MRAs that actually exist just impotently post on the internet into the aether while trying to create a printer so big even they can't carry it up the stairs.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Wait how long has referring to tumblrs as "Robocop" been a meme? It seems like it just popped up yesterday and now it's everywhere.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Are you people really that dense that you think that s j w is filtered because it's some kind of slur when it's actually because it got run into the ground and overused?

Go ahead and keep making threads about mras and it'll be word filtered soon enough and then you can stop complaining about it.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

exquisite tea posted:

Surprisingly, it's hard to accomplish tangible goals when the entire identity of your social movement is, by definition, being a whiny pussy who can't get anything done.

Whoa, I'm a whiny pussy who can't get anything done, don't lump me in with MRA retards.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
man imagine getting involved with a form of activism where your intent is to repel pussy rather than a cause that enhances your game

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Shaquin posted:

man imagine getting involved with a form of activism where your intent is to repel pussy rather than a cause that enhances your game

Most of them were repellent enough before joining the movement. Now they can just pretend it's intentional.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Nick Rivers posted:

Even furries are more of a thing in the real world than MRAs. At least furries can actualize their philosophies by having gross fursuit sex in cum stained costumes.

The few MRAs that actually exist just impotently post on the internet into the aether while trying to create a printer so big even they can't carry it up the stairs.

Dad it's called yiffing

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

s*w

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

man imagine getting involved with a form of activism where your intent is to repel pussy rather than a cause that enhances your game

im gay

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
What does sjw filter into anyway?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Shaquin posted:

man imagine getting involved with a form of activism where your intent is to repel pussy rather than a cause that enhances your game
what activism enhances game

asking for a friend

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

rudatron posted:

what activism enhances game

asking for a friend

ones that express a reasonably educated world view of compassion empathy and interest in furthering the cause of humanity as a whole pick or choose you can't lose

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Kung Food posted:

Wait how long has referring to tumblrs as "Robocop" been a meme? It seems like it just popped up yesterday and now it's everywhere.

I actually just noticed this too, I hadn't heard RoboCop until about two days ago. What do tumblr people have in common with RoboCop?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

rudatron posted:

what activism enhances game

asking for a friend

If you like unshaven armpits then anything environmental

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I actually just noticed this too, I hadn't heard RoboCop until about two days ago. What do tumblr people have in common with RoboCop?

Both are quite trigger happy?

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

I lve watched him get dates cold calling strangers. We were at a bar at like midday once and he chatted up this girl who was waiting for her boyfriend. 1minute after the boyfriend left they were making out in the stairwell. Its unbelievable

Is he attractive?

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Berious posted:

If you like unshaven armpits then anything environmental

Oh god noooo not the unshaven armpits!!!!!!!! Not strong funny intelligent idealistic women please noooooooooooooooo nooooooo.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Oh god noooo not the unshaven armpits!!!!!!!! Not strong funny intelligent idealistic women please noooooooooooooooo nooooooo.

How long are your dreadlocks?

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Isaac posted:

I lve watched him get dates cold calling strangers. We were at a bar at like midday once and he chatted up this girl who was waiting for her boyfriend. 1minute after the boyfriend left they were making out in the stairwell. Its unbelievable
i can do that too and i'm a big dumb ugly loser, the secret words are "do you want some cocaine"

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
that journalism teacher that was trying to get a student journalist beat up for wrongthink was fired from Mizzou

also mras made Brianna Wu the most famous and recognized female video game developer lol

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I actually just noticed this too, I hadn't heard RoboCop until about two days ago. What do tumblr people have in common with RoboCop?

They both have the same narrow-minded approach?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Isaac posted:

I lve watched him get dates cold calling strangers. We were at a bar at like midday once and he chatted up this girl who was waiting for her boyfriend. 1minute after the boyfriend left they were making out in the stairwell. Its unbelievable

Huh, no poo poo. I always figured it was just some dumb ol' song and dance and the girls they were having success with were just regular sluts who would go for anything.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

they're both a bunch of whiny bougies who love the idea of themselves as victims of a hostile world but when you are so comfortable you can't even name a problem in your life more serious than microaggressions or too much feminism in videogames even the dumbest fucker is not going to be motivated to actually do anything about it, OP

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Isaac posted:

He is legitimately incredible at picking up women but its so cringe inducing.

that entire world is vile and depressing and fascinating all the same


the scary part is how "successful" they are, by their own definitions.



i confess that I was a teenage PUA and for a few years i even convinced some bros to pay me in cash and paid lunches for my "advice".
to be fair, i was more into the "deconstruct your maladaptive believes and broken ego which prevent you from being successful with women" than the creepy "konami code to make any woman sleep with you"


just typing this makes me blush in embarrassment though

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


"We acknowledge that we are limp-wristed pansies who have no social power, give us stuff" -- the foundation of a strong political movement.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Commie NedFlanders posted:

that entire world is vile and depressing and fascinating all the same


the scary part is how "successful" they are, by their own definitions.



i confess that I was a teenage PUA and for a few years i even convinced some bros to pay me in cash and paid lunches for my "advice".
to be fair, i was more into the "deconstruct your maladaptive believes and broken ego which prevent you from being successful with women" than the creepy "konami code to make any woman sleep with you"


just typing this makes me blush in embarrassment though

it rly depresses me that some women are horny and men who ask lots of women to sleep with them often get a yes

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

they're both a bunch of whiny bougies who love the idea of themselves as victims of a hostile world but when you are so comfortable you can't even name a problem in your life more serious than microaggressions or too much feminism in videogames even the dumbest fucker is not going to be motivated to actually do anything about it, OP

Nice markov chain

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I feel like calling people redditor mras has been more consistently ran into the ground though. Like i get the reason why sjw is thought to be a dumb label and why people who complain about them online are also dumb but i feel like the exact same logic should apply to mras who have even less of a presence.

Otherwise it kind of seems like your tacitly picking a side, either they're both dumb internet things with no relevance or they're both worth discussing as relevant cultural trends in modern society.

FIRST TIME posted:

Are you people really that dense that you think that s j w is filtered because it's some kind of slur when it's actually because it got run into the ground and overused?

Go ahead and keep making threads about mras and it'll be word filtered soon enough and then you can stop complaining about it.

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Mar 20, 2016

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it rly depresses me that some women are horny and men who ask lots of women to sleep with them often get a yes

it depresses me that so many lonely men who want a partner are surrounded by lonely horny women but are too scared by their own humiliating fantasies to talk to one

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like calling people redditor mras has been more consistently ran into the ground though. Like i get the reason why sjw is thought to be a dumb label and why people who complain about them online are also dumb but i feel like the exact same logic should apply to mras who have even less of a presence.

Otherwise it kind of seems like your tacitly picking a side, either they're both dumb internet things with no relevance or they're both worth discussing as relevant cultural trends in modern society.

stop pretending you don't really care about this and start really not caring about this

Commie NedFlanders posted:

it depresses me that so many lonely men who want a partner are surrounded by lonely horny women but are too scared by their own humiliating fantasies to talk to one

tbf i got slapped last time I mentioned the sparkler in the butt thing

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

stop pretending you don't really care about this and start really not caring about this
I'm just looking for consistency rather than moderating politics, I've been called both labels by people on either side because I form my opinions on a case by case basis so I have no real dog in this race.

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 20, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
How about these words:

Social Justice Warrior
Men's Rights Activist

e: Ah okay, these are fine then? Not worth that much ado then, I'd say. Though call me back if they ban only one of these, so I can genuinely laugh again.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Every a misanthrope post ever

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Commie NedFlanders posted:

it depresses me that so many lonely men who want a partner are surrounded by lonely horny women but are too scared by their own humiliating fantasies to talk to one

this a really helpful post thanks. gonna print this out and stare at it then go talk to a girl some day.

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Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I misread the title and thought it said Mind of Mencia. This still makes me want to just put it down on the record that Carlos is a lazy turd.

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