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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-_LJZbG7E

Way back in ye olden days of the 1940s, The Jam Handy Organization and Chevrolet blessed the world with a short film entitled



It was produced as part of a series of subliminal advertising ads. Instead of making an ad or short that blatantly plugged Chevy cars, it was hidden as part of the film.






It's about this old guy, Gilbert, who complains about springs, so a fairy/sprite/whatever named Coily appears and makes all the world's springs disappears.







It becomes a living hell for ol' Gilbert and he retracts his hate for springs almost immediately.

Then he becomes the crazy prophet of Coily and won't shut the gently caress up about springs.








Also: MST3K version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mE8wKRcQc

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
no springs

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

EH HEHEGEHE

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i greatly enjoyed how those guys reacted to the spring gospel. they went from tolerating it, then trying to ignore it, then quietly mocking it, then it put them to sleep and when they woke up he was still going on about springs.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

GOD HATES SPRINGS

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Jam Handy gives your groinal area a yeast infection. I wouldn't recommend it. :(

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Wedemeyer posted:

Jam Handy gives your groinal area a yeast infection. I wouldn't recommend it. :(

Jam Handy reminds you to put your preserves in a convenient place

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


hell yeah

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

gently caress you ,coilly

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I WISH I NEVER WISHED AWAY SPRINGS!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
That guy goes on about springs the way that newly-converted libertarians prattle on about fiat currency.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
gently caress young coily snithc bitch

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



jam handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I would wish for more wishes.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

I don't care; there's still butter and meatloaf!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

NO SPRINGS dootdoot

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lchb-4NIsF0

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I thought I was so smart when I recognized Willy the Waffle way back in Viking Women and the Sea Serpent, but I guess A Case of Spring Fever has been famous for much longer than that?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jack Gladney posted:

I thought I was so smart when I recognized Willy the Waffle way back in Viking Women and the Sea Serpent, but I guess A Case of Spring Fever has been famous for much longer than that?

They were going to do the short back in season 3, but didn't get around to it for one reason or another. That's why it's shoehorned into the second to last episode in season 10.

MST3K could be hit and miss, but I can't think of a single short they did that wasn't hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJY2S_brQbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfYd9scVU20

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Mar 20, 2016

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

VectorSigma posted:

jam handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location

Always quoting this, the best MST3K line ever.

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
So this is what that "zinc" sketch in the Simpsons was from. Thank you OP

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
NOOOO SPRINGS MY FRIEND

NOOOOOOOOOOO SPRINGS

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I want to spring my loin at a beautiful woman

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Heath posted:

Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us

Coiley was responsible for the torments of Job.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I once got a jam handy behind a Stucky's during a freight haul back in '87.

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