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Just tried blackjack at my local casino. Went in with $40, came out with $70. It's pretty fun, but not something I'd do as a regular hobby. People dropping down hundreds of dollars on a single bet is pretty crazy, though.
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no because i know i'm not lucky nor skilled enough to win anything there
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:05 |
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i gamble every day with untreated mental illness op idk if thats what your referring to
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:10 |
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flerp posted:i gamble every day with untreated mental illness op idk if thats what your referring to I know the feeling, but unfortunately you never win, and the house is stacked against you, if you catch my drift. There's always Russian Roulette, but you never win anything good from that either. The only winning move is not to play.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:12 |
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I used to play lots of blackjack and i realised it was really bad and i was getting a habit and decided to never ever play casino games again. The only thing i ever actually quit. Gambling addicts are also probably up there with meth addicts for the damage they do to their lives and those around them.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:15 |
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yes, every fart
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:17 |
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Isaac posted:I used to play lots of blackjack and i realised it was really bad and i was getting a habit and decided to never ever play casino games again. I just wonder if there are people out there who literally gamble away their retirement fund and kids' college funds.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:18 |
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Theres regularly people caught doing poo poo like embezzeling millions of dollars and spending it on slot machines. Its a hosed up addiction that dosent even get you high.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I just wonder if there are people out there who literally gamble away their retirement fund and kids' college funds. ahaha yes of course there are
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:20 |
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only with the lives of strangers
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:20 |
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gambling addicts are loving idiots because they have bypassed the minor pleasures of a narcotic addiction and gone straight to dumping their money into a machine that will just mathematically defeat them
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:21 |
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Shaquin posted:ahaha yes of course there are That really sucks. People probably break up a lot of marriages that way. It just looks really easy to become a gambling addict with the casino being an enabler through their Platinum Deluxe VIP Rewards Members programs with half off buffets and poo poo while offering a nominal Gamblers Addicts Anonymous hotlines.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:22 |
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Had this night shift worker who would never show up for work. He woukd ring every day and beg and beg for shifts then not show up. One of the day shift boys played poker every night and found out this guy was a gambling addict and couldnt leave the casino to go to work. We must have given this guy 10 chances before terminating him. Another gambling story. I was at a house game of poker. I got to heads up with this guy at like midnight. He had to go to his cleaning job in like 10 minutes so i offered to split the pot with him. He declined and lost an hour later or so and lost his job.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I just wonder if there are people out there who literally gamble away their retirement fund and kids' college funds. i went to vegas with a band of meth-slamming filipinos once and within our first hour of being there one of them had managed to blow his entire months rent money on the high stakes slot machines
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:That really sucks. People probably break up a lot of marriages that way. It just looks really easy to become a gambling addict with the casino being an enabler through their Platinum Deluxe VIP Rewards Members programs with half off buffets and poo poo while offering a nominal Gamblers Addicts Anonymous hotlines. its every bit as damaging as actual narcotics addiction
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:24 |
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Once when i was playing $10 pontoon there was this vietnamese guy on the table with casino handlers. High rollers must have been closed because they were letting him put down like 30k on a hand. He kept winning though. He hit perfect pairs with like a 5k chip on it. The handlers were desperately trying to get him drunker even though he was shitfaced. He ignored them and just kept winning and winning.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:28 |
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Shaquin posted:its every bit as damaging as actual narcotics addiction A heroin addict only needs a few hundred dollars a day and theyll be content. A gambling addict can easily lose thousands in a night and every moment from then must be terrible anxiety and chasing losses.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:30 |
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Isaac posted:I used to play lots of blackjack and i realised it was really bad and i was getting a habit and decided to never ever play casino games again. ya i look down on gambling people for the last reason, they all lie about why they need money and lie to even themselves about how they're up every gambling person i've ever met is either up right now, or was up last time and will be up again soon!!!
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:31 |
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My gf got her PhD at unlv so we occasionally travel there for conferences or to see her old friends, I'm a big fan of the cheaper slot machines cause you can basically play forever off like 20 bucks but I don't really understand the appeal of higher stakes stuff when there are so many cool shows and restaurants to spend your money at instead.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:31 |
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Id speculate that there are more gambling related suicides than drug overdose deaths
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:34 |
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I take a gamble every time I post on these forums.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:35 |
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Isaac posted:Id speculate that there are more gambling related suicides than drug overdose deaths Not really a terribly life plan, if you're ever considering suicide maybe just liquidate everything and put it all on black, if you lose go through with it but if you win maybe the money can help you solve some problems.
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ArbitraryC posted:Not really a terribly life plan, if you're ever considering suicide maybe just liquidate everything and put it all on black, if you lose go through with it but if you win maybe the money can help you solve some problems. I could put it on black but imagine how much more id get if i put it all on 8 For roulette noobs 8 is the best number it always comes up 8
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Isaac posted:I could put it on black but imagine how much more id get if i put it all on 8 I was kind of speaking in a more general sense than a specific game or bet but yeah that's sort of the idea
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:38 |
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Gambling is dumb as hell. Poker I guess might be cool if you're good at it. You're not just counting on random chance, you're playing against other people. But I never tried. It's definitely more a way for really rich people to have fun than a way for a poor person to get rich.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:38 |
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I buy a powerball quick pick every now and then, but that's only because I'm gonna win big sometime soon
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:41 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Gambling is dumb as hell. To be good at poker you need to play in a robotic zero-fun way thats completely opposite to the way a gambler operates.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:43 |
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hey when it goes over a hundo fifty milli or so every once in a while a fiver on 2 tickets isnt making you a part of the problem
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:43 |
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Isaac posted:To be good at poker you need to play in a robotic zero-fun way thats completely opposite to the way a gambler operates. ive got a bud who's a blend of hip hop and a brighter autistic forrest gump and he used to destroy when he'd dip up to the Turningstone because he's ocd and really good at math and also being a seven foot white robot man
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:46 |
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Ill buy a scratch lottery ticket like once a year for a fun 2 minute novelty. Buying a lotto ticket on a big jackpot is fairly normal too. Neither are in the same realm as being a gambler.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:46 |
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gambling, more like shambling, hahahahhahahahahh! ...i am going to be as fun as a catholic priest when i'm old enough to have disposable income
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:46 |
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a lotta catholic priests are witty and erudite actually and enjoy drinking to excess
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:47 |
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everytime an elderly person or child drinks from one of my complimentary perforated blue gatorades
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Shaquin posted:ive got a bud who's a blend of hip hop and a brighter autistic forrest gump and he used to destroy when he'd dip up to the Turningstone because he's ocd and really good at math and also being a seven foot white robot man Movies make out like poker is a game for people who can read others etc. Its actually 90% numbers and a tiny bit of reading others
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:48 |
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Shaquin posted:a lotta catholic priests are witty and erudite actually and enjoy drinking to excess
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:49 |
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I gamble maybe 0.5% of my annual income, about once a year and I have fun with it.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:50 |
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i gamble every time i go to start my chevy in a snow storm after ive given away more complimentary blue gatorades than i planned to
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:51 |
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i like the clear flavor
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:51 |
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clear and blue Gatorade are top tier orange Gatorade blows dicks
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:53 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i gamble every time i go to start my chevy in a snow storm after ive given away more complimentary blue gatorades than i planned to An alsatian finds me in the alps and i untie a little barrel from its collar. Blue gatorade.
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