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Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

*rolls twenty sided die*

Oh Look I got Dad Gay. So what!

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

has anybody else here ever poo poo in a paper bag and blew it up with a slap?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:13

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Ben Smash posted:

*rolls twenty sided die*

Oh Look I got Dad Gay. So what!

you have to roll at a disadvantage because you are *checks the players handbook* an insufferable jerk off.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:14

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you have to roll at a disadvantage because you are *checks the players handbook* an insufferable jerk off.

See, this is why we should be buddies. You get me!

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:15

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Obviously some people will end up with suboptimal buddies but that's just life right?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:16

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

kikkelivelho posted:

Obviously some people will end up with suboptimal buddies but that's just life right?

but if we arent buds then how can we be "buddies"?

Ben Smash posted:

See, this is why we should be buddies. You get me!

i am smelling buddy cop movie, I'll be the street tough, charismatic, brains of the operation and you can be the one that takes a bullet for me after you realize how wrong you were the whole time.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:19

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am smelling buddy cop movie, I'll be the street tough, charismatic, brains of the operation and you can be the one that takes a bullet for me after you realize how wrong you were the whole time.

Except I'm an immortal robot who has a great sense of humor and a gun built into his dilz.

You're Mark Wahlberg and I'm the much sexier robo-Channing Tatum.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:21

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Smash it Smash hit posted:

OP how can we effectively play counter strike while holding our buddy's hand???

camp the spawn and u only need one hand to aim

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:23

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Looking for a buddy to j/o with. No gay stuff.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Ben Smash posted:

Except I'm an immortal robot who has a great sense of humor and a gun built into his dilz.

You're Mark Wahlberg and I'm the much sexier robo-Channing Tatum.

i am okay with this. more bullets for you to take for me

Ahundredbux posted:

camp the spawn and u only need one hand to aim

good point v valid i usually camp anyways cause it makes people irrationally angry

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:24

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i am okay with this. more bullets for you to take for me

I'm excited for our inevitable sweep of the Razzies.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 14:27

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Ahundredbux posted:

wheres the ring

Plenty of men enjoy putting dildos, fists, and power tools up their asses that aren't Goatse.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:42

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm here for a buddy.

*is informed there's now an odd amount of people and will be left without a buddy

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:46

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Kuato posted:

I'm here for a buddy.

*is informed there's now an odd amount of people and will be left without a buddy

such is kuato lot in life

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:48

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Kuato posted:

I'm here for a buddy.

*is informed there's now an odd amount of people and will be left without a buddy

this whole group is odd if you ask me! nyuk nyuk nyuk

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:48

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I need a buddy. Last time I posted in GBS i got a lost.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:49

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Snatch Duster posted:

I need a buddy. Last time I posted in GBS i got a lost.

i dont buddy with fat blobs, fatty boom batty.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:52

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

a buddy will just slow me down

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:53

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

thathonkey posted:

a buddy will just slow me down

same, want to be buddies just for the paperwork so the chief stops bothering us about it?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:54

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Prof Shark I'll b your buddy we can talk butts all day. Butt chat, etc

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:05

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

since ol' coach is out of commish i am holding tryouts for my buddy. ben smash has made a very appealing case but i am all about the american dream you know free market compettion, let the cream rise to the top.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:07

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Can I be buddies with Lowtax?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:20

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

I could use a shitposting understudy

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:25

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Cymbal Monkey posted:

Can I be buddies with Lowtax?

Trust me, you don't want to be the kid who has to be buddies with the teacher.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:25

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

why settle for a buddy when you could have a crew? :smug:

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# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:31

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Big Goon little goon

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:32

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

will someone please take me to the boys' room

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:36

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Plenty of men enjoy putting dildos, fists, and power tools up their asses that aren't Goatse.

the buddy club ring, idiot

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:40

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I want to be buddies with AIB cuz he always seems to have my back when I'm being funny. Mumpy pumpkins or however you spell that too. Are menage a trois legal come to think of it?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:45

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

amityville anus posted:

has anybody else here ever poo poo in a paper bag and blew it up with a slap?

Please don't reveal my proprietary posting secrets.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:47

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

One buddy 4 me, please

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:51

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Title says buddy assignment

so far zero buddies assigned

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:53

SilkyP: Jul 21, 2004; The Boo-Box

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I could use a buddy :smith:

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:56

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Windows 98 posted:

I could use a buddy

Ok but you have to be the weird heart ring kid with the monkey. Your buddy power is that you can talk to monkeys.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 17:01

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

kikkelivelho posted:

Title says buddy assignment

so far zero buddies assigned

I just got in from work, I'll pull up the super sophisticated buddy assignment machine in a few minutes!

# ? Mar 21, 2016 17:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Tell ya what I have heart too, hehe. I'll let you choose between money kid or the paraplegic exxxtreme ghostbuster. His power is the proton pack obviously. But you have to be fireman carried up any stairs that appear.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 17:04