GBS Buddy System Assignment Station

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Also you don't get to pick your buddy, this isn't some sort of summer camp and people want to hear your whiny bitching about your paired buddy even less than your parents

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Not your buddy pal

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

if someone who isn't your buddy tries to emptyquote you, tell a policeman.

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

if someone who isn't your buddy tries to emptyquote you, tell a policeman.

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a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Oh man we can do all the fun stuff my dad used to do with me! He says he's too tired all the time now, but he keeps saying "Soon you won't have to worry about me Nightman!" And then we'll be able to play and have fun like we used to aw man I can't wait for you to meet him! C'mon I wanna show you my Legos!

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

thathonkey posted:

a buddy will just slow me down

I hope you changed your mind friend I'm a pretty cool dude

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www: Aug 4, 2010

dude i want a buddy sign me up

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guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

My buddy hasn't posted in this thread since we got assigned together.

:smith:

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Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

maybe you should go check in on him

dont report back

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Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

thats mean, i didnt mean that

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

if my buddy doesnt show back by page 15 can i get a new buddy to TP his house with

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Shaquin posted:

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

i forgot who my buddy is but can someone ITT loan me fifty dollars? i'm in a pretty bad fix

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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cnut the Great posted:

i forgot who my buddy is but can someone ITT loan me fifty dollars? i'm in a pretty bad fix

yeh

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

www posted:

dude i want a buddy sign me up

www I hope that you and tomstuart will be the best of buddies!

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want a buddy with benefits if you know what i mean

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

i want a buddy with benefits if you know what i mean

I do I do

Pickup truck ya

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

r u a sexy lady goonette or at least a twink????

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

r u a sexy lady goonette or at least a twink????

If you got a pickup truck than I can be.

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The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

I remember edgecrusher was my adopted parent in 2001 when we did that on these forums lol. he actually pmed me once to yell at me for something I posted let me see if I still have it

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Who gets to be my buddy?

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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Three Olives posted:

Who gets to be my buddy?

ah dang prof shark is the only one left

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Three Olives posted:

Who gets to be my buddy?

ill be your buddy :kiddo:

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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I would like to sign up for the gbs buddy raffle

E: someone with Plat so we can chat via pm

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Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

I've got Reverse Centaur chained up in my basement, that way they can't get lost.
The buddy system works.

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Kallev: Nov 16, 2014

Doc Friday posted:

My buddy hasn't posted in this thread since we got assigned together.

I'm sorry buddy, I had to go to school and cook dinner. It's hard to shitpost during an exam. Don't worry though, now we can be Bonzi buddies together.

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u sp33k l33t br0: Sep 12, 2007; Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?; Soiled Meat

I'm mostly house trained.

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I need a buddy. My safe word is DOOB.

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

is this a sex thing bc if so i'll finally be getting soem sex

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Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

DenizenKane posted:

Sign me up OP. But I can't prmose I won't abuse/t
Ake adv of them in their fragile state

What up buddy. I made you a friendship bracelet.

Wanna go to the mall and get some Sbarro's?

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

What's your favorite Kevin Bacon movie???

Tremors.

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Weighing in on the people i've seen. Not too impressed so far, not at all.

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Quorthy: Apr 26, 2003

I have been hurt before by a buddy. I would only like a kind buddy if possible.

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Quorthy posted:

I have been hurt before by a buddy. I would only like a kind buddy if possible.

Interesting...
What traits do you bring to the buddy table?

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the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

i need a buddy

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

gender illusionist posted:

i need a buddy

but do you deserve one?

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

i might be gay but my buddy is gayer than me.

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jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

Nothing anymore, not enough space to make anything

If you had a buddy you would have someone to help defend her honor

Oh wait you have Jeff, poo poo

My buddy was in need and i was sleeping on the job. Ive let you down already

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

me and my buddy are gonna touch our doodles together

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