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naw nigga you just work that dick alright
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Mar 22, 2016 19:55
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ive only dated a woman twice but i always spelt d&d monster names with my tongue seemed to work wonders
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Mar 22, 2016 19:56
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Shaquin posted:ive only dated a woman twice but i always spelt d&d monster names with my tongue seemed to work wonders gently caress your lying rear end. You are a leaf and leaves don't work tht way.
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Mar 22, 2016 20:08
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if I was a harry potter wizard I'd be Filch, who isn't even a wizard. 
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Mar 22, 2016 20:55
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I imagine I'd be the kind of wizard who never worked a day again in his life
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Mar 22, 2016 21:15
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 Also, the only unlife better than full on lichdom. Don't tread on me I am off exploring the ethereal.  If you understand this second reference you are a huge nerd.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:25
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Wicker Man posted:Upgrade to lich. Zero fat and no sweat glands! immortality too to boot. LadyAmbien posted:I'd be a nature witch. I'd make it sunny around me all the time and banish wind except for when I wanted a breeze, and I'd befriend all the nature animals and make them do my bidding which would sometimes include sneaking into banks and robbing them. So some kind of druid.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:26
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MrWillsauce posted:if I was a harry potter wizard I'd be Filch, who isn't even a wizard. seems like people like Filch should have learned potion making, or invest in some magic items. half the cool wizard stuff you could just buy at a shop
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Mar 22, 2016 21:28
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Nathilus posted:
I can respect the ethereal but you cant interact with the corporeal
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Mar 22, 2016 21:29
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Nathilus posted:
demi-lich isn't even a fair fight, only a sadist of a DM would every use that monster Microwaves Mom posted:I can respect the ethereal but you cant interact with the corporeal transdimentional metamagic is your friend
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Mar 22, 2016 21:30
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Rutibex posted:demi-lich isn't even a fair fight, only a sadist of a DM would every use that monster cant you just divine anchor it?
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Mar 22, 2016 21:32
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Clearly i'm currently a doublepost wizard
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Mar 22, 2016 21:32
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Rutibex posted:seems like people like Filch should have learned potion making, or invest in some magic items. half the cool wizard stuff you could just buy at a shop But he's a squawk or whatever and thus has no way to earn those fat galleons. He's a school janitor and they don't get paid poo poo. I think making pots requires magic. It doesn't work if you just throw poo poo in as per directions, you gotta mumble and mutter and toil and trouble and presumably stick some mana in that bitch. That's how it is in every other setting at least.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:32
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Microwaves Mom posted:I can respect the ethereal but you cant interact with the corporeal So says you. As I levitate and put your soul in a tooth. Learn dimensional metamagic noob. Rutibex posted:Transdimentional metamagic is your friend EFB.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:36
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I'm a Grand Wizard irl, ama
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Mar 22, 2016 21:36
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Nathilus posted:gently caress your lying rear end. You are a leaf and leaves don't work tht way. watch me soar
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Mar 22, 2016 21:41
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Shaquin posted:watch me soar Are you supposed to say that? I thought you died if you said that.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:49
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i'd be a breton nightblade with the thief birthsign op
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Mar 22, 2016 21:51
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I would use magic to commit serious crimes and not get caught. OP is a loving buzzkill with all this "you can't do that in this absurd power fantasy because it would be illegal", bitch I rob graves to create slaves, do you think I care about the loving law?
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Mar 22, 2016 21:56
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if I was a wizard I'd be the president and I'd give everybody free healthcare and a house and food and abolish the military and if congress said boo I'd kill them with a magic missile.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:57
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i would make all the ladies skirts fly off like that Zapped! movie just kiding i respect women and would never use my wizard powers to undress them or harass them in any way.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would use magic to commit serious crimes and not get caught. OP is a loving buzzkill with all this "you can't do that in this absurd power fantasy because it would be illegal", bitch I rob graves to create slaves, do you think I care about the loving law? Necromancy is not illegal anymore. The dead outnumber the living, and they vote.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:01
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Who is gonna call dibs on girl king arthur for a servant? She gotta suck yo dick to replenish mana. But I guess only cuz you are a really lovely wizard?
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Mar 22, 2016 22:02
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Nathilus posted:Who is gonna call dibs on girl king arthur for a servant? She gotta suck yo dick to replenish mana. But I guess only cuz you are a really lovely wizard? This is a really weird fantasy. Here, in this magic is real thread.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:03
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I'd probably just cast a spell to make all women (except immediate family) want me and also use it in some subtle way to make money without any effort.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:07
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:This is a really weird fantasy. Here, in this magic is real thread. You misspelled anime.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:08
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I would use magic to commit serious crimes and not get caught. OP is a loving buzzkill with all this "you can't do that in this absurd power fantasy because it would be illegal", bitch I rob graves to create slaves, do you think I care about the loving law? And they'd use detect magic and trace to catch you. Blurry Gray Thing posted:Necromancy is not illegal anymore. And we tell em how to vote! dog buttz posted:I'd probably just cast a spell to make all women (except immediate family) want me and also use it in some subtle way to make money without any effort. Magical Boy Toy?
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Mar 22, 2016 22:10
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Nathilus posted:But he's a squawk or whatever and thus has no way to earn those fat galleons. He's a school janitor and they don't get paid poo poo. My memory of it was that there was just weird magical plants and materials which had to be mixed a certain way. I don't recall a presiding over things with wands and magic infusion, it was just chemistry with imaginary plants. Filch was an idiot to not get in on the magic meth racket.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:12
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Microwaves Mom posted:And we tell em how to vote! I can't help it if most (all) well-informed and educated skeletons agree with me on many (all) issues.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:12
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm a Grand Wizard irl, ama When you bring them purple robes in for dry cleaning, do you just keep the hood out of it and hope no one recognizes what they are?
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Mar 22, 2016 22:17
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hemophilia posted:My memory of it was that there was just weird magical plants and materials which had to be mixed a certain way. I don't recall a presiding over things with wands and magic infusion, it was just chemistry with imaginary plants. Filch was an idiot to not get in on the magic meth racket. Ya it's true nothing is ever said of any incantations or anything but that's how it always works, right? I just googled and word of god sez that magic is required to make potions. No making extac... Errr I mean luck potions that make you feel super, if you a squab.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:17
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Microwaves Mom posted:And they'd use detect magic and trace to catch you. You honestly think I wouldn't acquire or develop defenses against that? Me and every other made wizard in the magic mafia would be protected by powerful anti-divination spells, and the omertà code would be enforced by geas, so nobody could snitch on anybody else without disintegrating into an unressurectable powder.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:20
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Blood magic also seems pretty awesome. You get the unlimited powwwwwweeeeeeerrrrr without looking like you been through 2 terms as a us president. Sure it's socially unacceptable but if you run into any neighsayers you can just use their blood to power your fell arts. Malcontents don't deserve to live anyway.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:26
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You honestly think I wouldn't acquire or develop defenses against that? Me and every other made wizard in the magic mafia would be protected by powerful anti-divination spells, and the omertà code would be enforced by geas, so nobody could snitch on anybody else without disintegrating into an unressurectable powder. It works if the current reigning Ultimate Super Wizard is a dark lord. But times change. Moment you get some unscrupulous-but-fakes-it-for-the-public law-and-order Merlin wanna be, it all goes to hell, and your cartel get busted up to distract everyone from the King's latest sex scandal.
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Mar 22, 2016 22:26
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probably a wizard with a strong focus on biological transmutation and divination turn yourself into the ideal being, improve/curse others as you desire, avoid trouble like a boss, be only slightly less unkillable than a lich but without driving away the hotties though there are a lot of cool power sets
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LGD posted:probably a wizard with a strong focus on biological transmutation and divination You know who else are flesh shapers? Tsimisce. You sick gently caress.
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LGD posted:probably a wizard with a strong focus on biological transmutation and divination Flesh shapers are indeed a respectable kind. I say this as a Necromancer. I have great respect for what you can do with living tissue, although I prefer to make my constructs of the unliving they never turn out as nicely. E: Man you could literally like riddle someone with tumors everywhere.
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WHOOPS I can't stop posting in this thread but I was thinking about it and HP magic would honestly be pretty swell. No making pacts with transdimensional beings, no slaving over rituals and formulae from tomes over the course of decades, no ruinous powers, and no having to learn the true names of poo poo. You just go to class, learn to pronounce some faux-latin, and get the swish and flick correct. BAM you gave someone boils. Also there is an entire branch of hp magic that is all "you have annoyed me, I am going to give you an std". That owns
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Nathilus posted:WHOOPS I can't stop posting in this thread but I was thinking about it and HP magic would honestly be pretty swell. No making pacts with transdimensional beings, no slaving over rituals and formulae from tomes over the course of decades, no ruinous powers, and no having to learn the true names of poo poo. You just go to class, learn to pronounce some faux-latin, and get the swish and flick correct. BAM you gave someone boils. Yeah but theres also the chance you go insane from it / it backfires and your head blows up.
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