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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
If I've learned anything from watching some farm veterinarian shows on the national geographic channel it's that farm animals giving birth is loving gross.

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
i went away for a bit and now the llamas gone? what happened to the goddamn llama?!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
the llama came back :unsmith:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Clarice.

Have the lambs stopped screaming?

futurememory
Oct 22, 2011

"You're a bad man! You're a VERY bad man!"
Assuming this is part of Norway's "slow tv" obsession.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

futurememory posted:

Assuming this is part of Norway's "slow tv" obsession.

We pride ourselves in being boring af

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The llama is probably there because llamas are used to guard sheep :kimchi:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
upas tree is in the mail may it bring your goats the deep dreams of its shade

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Goatfather posted:

lambs are delicious

Agreed but they give me indigestion.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

quote:

Here, more than 200 lambs coma to World

Easter Tida is the trot cargo a year for sheep farmers. NRK transmits minute by minute from within a sheepfold in Randaberg, where 120 sheep will get more than 200 lambs dei next wicks.

Oh, dear. I think the translator needs some refinement.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Scathach posted:

The llama is probably there because llamas are used to guard sheep :kimchi:

I guess coyotes/wolves don't want to be spit on.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
all from one lamb?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

notZaar posted:

What's your stance on road meat?
If you killed it, fine.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


RatHat posted:

I guess coyotes/wolves don't want to be spit on.

They chase bears off, too. Apparently being super tall is scary (also yay extra wool/hair!)

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

jBrereton posted:

If you killed it, fine.

Dunno about other countries but in the UK it's illegal if you killed it - you can only eat other people's roadkill

Also the llamas protecting sheep stuff is :3:

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Sometimes llamas will stick with a flock of sheep or herd of goats, keeping them safe from opportunistic predators. Sometimes they realize that they'll keep getting fed no matter what they do and they just hang around their food pails all day being as worthless as possible.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Wulfolme posted:

Sometimes llamas will stick with a flock of sheep or herd of goats, keeping them safe from opportunistic predators. Sometimes they realize that they'll keep getting fed no matter what they do and they just hang around their food pails all day being as worthless as possible.

ya i have a kid too

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

7 Americans injured in Brussells, 7 sheep born and an extra 197 for good measure.
It's the beautiful circle of life.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
no lambs yet :smith:

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
It's quiet. Too quiet. :ninja:

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

There's a lamb!

And the llama sniffed it!

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
Twin lambs! :3:

The sheep have knocked over the hay pen and are rolling it around.

E: The llama is sitting in the hay pile

PuppiesAndKitties fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Mar 24, 2016

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


To be honest, 200 animals giving birth sounds pretty disgusting.

Like ewe.

(Someone had to do it).

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
LAMBING IN PROGESS :siren:

Lower left!

It stood up :argh:

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
Farmer dragged her into a pen and is helping out

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



baa baaa baa loving dumb rear end sheep

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I was all day yesterday but of course it has to happen while I'm at work and it's hard to jerk off

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
Lamb touchdown!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Alright we have lamb, now it's time to make lamb shwarma.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
gently caress, i knew they were going to start giving birth as soon as i forgot to check the feed :mad: :smith:

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
This is my favorite thing to watch during breaks now. :3:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
it wont work on my phone :cry: i wanna see the lammies!!!!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
A sheep is currently trying its damnedest to get to the hay pile, but it's completely blocked by a wide circle of other sheep and I feel bad for it.

edit: The sheep is now trying fruitlessly to climb the gate to get to the other enclosure where there are no sheep blocking the hay pile. The llama is nowhere to be seen. This is utter chaos.

edit: It finally got a space!! You go sheep, don't give up on your dreams.

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Mar 25, 2016

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

To be honest, 200 animals giving birth sounds pretty disgusting.

Like ewe.

(Someone had to do it).

Thank you.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
The lambs have started coming, and there is a scoreboard up!

clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

i hear very faint techno music

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Scathach posted:

They chase bears off, too. Apparently being super tall is scary (also yay extra wool/hair!)



This picture is cool. I thought they used goats for that tho but I guess Llamas are good too.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Here comes another!


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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Aww, the little lambs get to stay in the enclosure. :3:

edit: lol there's a lamb running around sniffing all the other lambs that are asleep and pissing them off. Calm down man!

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