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The Combine is over, the big free agency money has been spent, and now we find ourselves in the fallow period of endless mock drafts. So let’s throw our own on the pile, shall we? Welcome to the 2016 Goon Draft! The Rules Each team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks. Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them. No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and last year’s draft ran much more efficiently without them. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers. The Teams Here’s the first-round draft order: 1. Tennessee Titans Metapod 2. Cleveland Browns Gatts 3. San Diego Chargers Ross Angeles 4. Dallas Cowboys aperion 5. Jacksonville Jaguars TSBX 6. Baltimore Ravens The Puppy Bowl 7. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge 8. Philadelphia Eagles Spiros 9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 10.New York Giants Parmesan Basil 11.Chicago Bears incompetent 12.New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito 13.Miami Dolphins Ehud 14.Oakland Raiders MrLogan 15.Los Angeles Rams Darius Likewise 16.Detroit Lions C. Everett Koop 17.Atlanta Falcons Eifert Posting 18.Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula 19.Buffalo Bills fsif 20.New York Jets korrandark 21.Washington Redskins Pron on VHS 22.Houston Texans Intruder 23.Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks 24.Cincinnati Bengals Atticus Finch 25.Pittsburgh Steelers MY NIGGA D-LINK 26.Seattle Seahawks JIZZ DENOUEMENT 27.Green Bay Packers Abugadu 28.Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff 29.Arizona Cardinals warcrimes 30.Carolina Panthers zimbomonkey 31.Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE N/A: New England Patriots Forever_Peace Go forth and claim your teams! Ideally we’ll get this thing going before April 1st. Edit: Here is the spreadsheet tracking all picks by position: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tKhEKkaF9hDtBaRmdzoXjBdjwixuTK7BEB9OCL0sLAY/edit#gid=0 ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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Mar 23, 2016 08:29
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I'll take the Eagles.
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Mar 23, 2016 08:39
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Ravens! They're my favorite team  VVV You're the one who finally started the thread, seems fair that you get to reap some rewards. The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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Mar 23, 2016 08:41
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Also, quick question: Would anyone have a problem with me picking for the Colts? I've done it the last couple of years, but I don't want to overstep in my first run as the sort-of commissioner. I'll happily give first crack at it to other Colts posters, of course. Edit: Thanks guys 
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Mar 23, 2016 08:57
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The Puppy Bowl posted:You're the one who finally started the thread, seems fair that you get to reap some rewards. Since I did Oakland last year I'll give 48 hours for another Raider goon to claim them otherwise I'll gladly draft for the gooniest owner in the NFL. warcrimes fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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Mar 23, 2016 09:20
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Bolts yo
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Mar 23, 2016 09:41
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I'll take Seattle Seahawks
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Mar 23, 2016 10:37
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How many rounds are we doing?
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Mar 23, 2016 10:39
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:How many rounds are we doing? I figured we'd just see how far we get. My hope is that we can get through at least three.
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Mar 23, 2016 10:42
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I'll take Green Bay.
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Mar 23, 2016 11:08
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Cincinnati growlcats
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Mar 23, 2016 12:37
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^^^ lol I'll take the Bengals again unless someone else wants them.
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Mar 23, 2016 12:38
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Browns please
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Mar 23, 2016 12:57
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i shall take the dolphins with input from my man man Crazy and other Dolphins fans in the war room
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Mar 23, 2016 13:06
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Yeah Bills
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Mar 23, 2016 13:12
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Chiefs.
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Mar 23, 2016 13:55
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Titans
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Mar 23, 2016 14:12
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warcrimes posted:Since I did Oakland last year I'll give 48 hours for another Raider goon to claim them otherwise I'll gladly draft for the gooniest owner in the NFL. How much do you want to do Oakland? I'm fine with doing the Redskins or a different team if you really want them.
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Mar 23, 2016 14:16
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Chili, you want to draft for our doomed franchise this year? Or Swordman? I don't know of any other Falcons fans in TFF...
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Mar 23, 2016 16:16
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Dolphins! Oh I forgot my split personality already posted. Carry on!!
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Mar 23, 2016 16:26
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I guess I'll take the Texans, I had to take over for them last year anyway when whoever had them vanished Any other Texans fan who wants them is free to step in and take them instead
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Mar 23, 2016 16:27
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Intruder posted:I guess I'll take the Texans, I had to take over for them last year anyway when whoever had them vanished Hack on the first or bust
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Mar 23, 2016 16:45
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I want the GM duties of the newly minted Rams.
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Mar 23, 2016 16:58
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Panthers please and thank you
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Mar 23, 2016 18:11
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MrLogan posted:How much do you want to do Oakland? I'm fine with doing the Redskins or a different team if you really want them. Go for it, I'll do an unclaimed team at the end or just war room with you if you want
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Mar 23, 2016 18:49
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I'll also take a team that gets ignored, if there's room. Trust me I'm a very good drafter!
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Mar 23, 2016 19:28
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Other Eagles fans, I'm more than willing to listen to input if you guys have any. I personally lean toward Hargreaves but I imagine there are strong arguments for Elliott, Apple or Lee and if you feel a certain way about them, please voice that.
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Mar 23, 2016 19:41
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would love to do the Redskins
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Mar 23, 2016 20:06
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I will also take a team if you need another player.
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Mar 23, 2016 20:36
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I'll do the Bucs again
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Mar 23, 2016 20:37
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I'll do the Cowboys and see if I can't help them not be complete poo poo. Hell, I'll even keep to Jerry's comment of not drafting a QB in the 1st.
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Mar 23, 2016 21:13
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Lions, bitch.
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Mar 23, 2016 21:26
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I'll take the Vikings unless another Vikings fan wants to do it. I really don't know the college players that well and would have to do some reading before picking.
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Mar 23, 2016 23:44
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Darth Brooks posted:I'll take the Vikings unless another Vikings fan wants to do it. I really don't know the college players that well and would have to do some reading before picking. This but for the Broncos. I'd prefer doing this with a War Room though
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Mar 23, 2016 23:53
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warcrimes posted:Go for it, I'll do an unclaimed team at the end or just war room with you if you want Thanks! I'll take the Raiders.
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Mar 24, 2016 00:37
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zimbomonkey posted:Panthers please and thank you damnit zimbo. at least do us right and don't take henry with the first rounder
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Mar 24, 2016 00:41
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MrLogan posted:Thanks! I'll take the Raiders. Hit me up if you want, ive done a fair amount of spergy vidya study.
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Mar 24, 2016 00:42
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I can do the Jags if those who came before me don't want to. Waroom would work too
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Mar 24, 2016 01:22
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I want to be Jeff Ireland for the Saints.
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all this talk about war rooms and not a single post of the obligatory image, smh
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