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I love my dumb team.
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Mystic Stylez posted:all this talk about war rooms and not a single post of the obligatory image, smh still better than the Cleveland Browns war room.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:04 |
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I'll take the 49ers again this year.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:59 |
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Abugadu posted:still better than the Cleveland Browns war room.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 03:03 |
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ShakeZula posted:The Combine is over, the big free agency money has been spent, and now we find ourselves in the fallow period of endless mock drafts. So let’s throw our own on the pile, shall we? Welcome to the 2016 Goon Draft! If no one's taken the Steelers yet, I wil
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 03:10 |
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Abugadu posted:still better than the Cleveland Browns war room. Get off my lawn damnit! I pee there!
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 03:41 |
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I'll take a team no one claims.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:19 |
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i'll do mel kiper analysis because i too do not know what any of your teams need
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:24 |
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Are we limited to non-fictional characters? If not, a glimpse from the future!
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:29 |
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TSBX posted:Are we limited to non-fictional characters? If not, a glimpse from the future! Of course in a draft full of super powered characters, the 49ers take the injury prone guy with character concerns
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:37 |
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Doltos posted:i'll do mel kiper analysis because i too do not know what any of your teams need Pls evaluate every pick in the most condescending way possible
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:52 |
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I can be a last resort for the 49ers but I know gently caress all about the draft so it'll be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ after round one. If all pro sexman or coldforge or another Niners fan wants it they can have it, but you can at least have someone committed.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:08 |
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TSBX posted:Are we limited to non-fictional characters? If not, a glimpse from the future! I just don't know how the Spectre falls out of the first round
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:30 |
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Ross Angeles posted:Of course in a draft full of super powered characters, the 49ers take the injury prone guy with character concerns quote:Denver Broncos: Ra's al Ghul lol
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 10:01 |
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I too will be offering punditry for the draft. Hope you're all ready for HDHSPN. Or I guess, given my location, it should be a Sky Sports pastiche. Then I'd get to introduce you all to the greatest sideline reporter of all time, Chris "Kammy" Kamara. Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Mar 24, 2016 |
# ? Mar 24, 2016 12:55 |
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I can take I am excite.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 13:08 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Or I guess, given my location, it should be a Sky Sports pastiche. Then I'd get to introduce you all to the greatest sideline reporter of all time, Chris "Kammy" Kamara. Yessssssssss. Break out the yellow ties and incomplete grasp of English!
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 13:15 |
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drat you would have thought I wrote that
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:11 |
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TSBX posted:Are we limited to non-fictional characters? If not, a glimpse from the future! lmao what the gently caress is this doing in nfl.com's website
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:37 |
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Of course Miami drafts the worst hero as a receiver what in the hold hell is that
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:00 |
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I'm gonna go for Albert Belle. I think he's still alive. Then at some point during the draft sell the Browns to Vince McMahon.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:21 |
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#33. Dignity
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:41 |
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drat, this filled up a lot faster than I expected! By my count only the Jets, Bears, Giants, Cardinals, and Falcons are left .
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:50 |
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ShakeZula posted:drat, this filled up a lot faster than I expected! By my count only the Jets, Bears, Giants, Cardinals, and Falcons are left . Goons ready to draft all the OL positions.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:08 |
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ShakeZula posted:drat, this filled up a lot faster than I expected! By my count only the Jets, Bears, Giants, Cardinals, and Falcons are left . And that's not counting the 4 standbys. We're effectively full.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:24 |
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4 teams left. Come on son! Let's get this rolling!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 01:07 |
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Gatts posted:4 teams left. Come on son! Let's get this rolling! Nah, man.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 01:18 |
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TheFlyingLlama posted:damnit zimbo. HA ha ha I won't
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 01:54 |
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gently caress it, give me da bears
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:01 |
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I'll take a team, give me one, give me a team
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:03 |
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I'll do Arizona Cards unless a cards fan shows up
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:37 |
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Same, but Giants.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 03:02 |
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In the interest of getting this going, I'm going to assign the standbys. If a true fan of the team shows up and wants the spot you two can work it out between yourselves and I'll update the list. Edit: Detroit_Dogg you were beaten to the standby list by korrandark and Eifert Posting, but if they're cool giving you one of their teams that's fine by me. I'll put up the picks thread sometime tomorrow. Edit2: Picks thread is up: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3769767 ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Mar 25, 2016 |
# ? Mar 25, 2016 04:29 |
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Dog if you have PMs we can tag team this poo poo. I'm tempted to pick the best corner available just cause gently caress the Steelers. I'll at least try to pick bpa/need, though.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:11 |
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Guys stop chatting in the picks thread you gosh darn clownshoes.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:21 |
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Your trusted broadcaster during this, the 2016 Something Awful Goon Draft.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:48 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:
Looking forward to the commentary you and Doltos provide.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:50 |
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So being a homeless guy promoted to NFL GM, are there any requirements or things that are encouraged for the pick? Do I need to do writeups on why I picked a hunk of flesh over another?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:56 |
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TSBX posted:So being a homeless guy promoted to NFL GM, are there any requirements or things that are encouraged for the pick? Do I need to do writeups on why I picked a hunk of flesh over another? No need for any explanations. A good example would be this: With the 37th overall pick in the 2016 Goon Draft, the Someplace So-and-So's select Speedy McRunsfast, WR, Ball-So-Hard University [picture of prospect] The Gotham Rogues and [whatever poster] are now on the clock
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:00 |
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Make the picture funny, if possible
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:06 |