2016 Goon Draft: The Hackenberg Coronation Station

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Am I the only Broncos fan interested in this poo poo? I don't want to let anyone down. I feel so much pressure and we're still like 15 picks away

Lol if you're a fan of a team with expectations of a good draft

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:24

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Metapod posted:

Lol if you're a fan of a team with expectations of a good draft

It's nice to have a talking horse do our drafting

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:25

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Am I the only Broncos fan interested in this poo poo? I don't want to let anyone down. I feel so much pressure and we're still like 15 picks away

I think the overwhelming consensus that they take Paxton Lynch in the real draft is getting Broncos' fans depressed and they don't want to actually follow the draft.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:25

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Did I do the '13 draft or the '14 draft? If I'm on that list, let me know because I bet I said some goofy nonsense?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

MrLogan posted:

I think the overwhelming consensus that they take Paxton Lynch in the real draft is getting Broncos' fans depressed and they don't want to actually follow the draft.

Honestly, I know I'm in the minority but I don't think that's a terrible idea- but only if we can get Kaep because starting Lynch right away is a disaster waiting to happen. But since Kaep isn't actually on the Broncos roster I have to think differently, which means either OT, OG, DE, or DT or or or :psyboom:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:37

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

That's a pretty bold choice, Eifert. If he returns to form then it's obviously worth it though.

I really thought I knew what I was going to do, but I'm surprised at some of the options available to me. The classic need vs. BPA situation.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:47

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

ShakeZula posted:

That's a pretty bold choice, Eifert. If he returns to form then it's obviously worth it though.

I was really, really hoping he would fall to the 2nd round.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:51

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

If trading down was an option I would have, but he's a need and BPA.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:52

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Coldforge posted:

Pretty sure you should discount anything Crazy says about WRs, based on that draft.

Was that Allen? My biggest draft blunder by far was my dislike of him and my love of Patterson and the other WVU receiver.

Jk my biggest draft mistake was my strong love of Mallett

# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:54

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Here I was thinking the re-tests on his knee on the 31st would be done before it gets to my pick and I'd get to snag him if it's a green light.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:13

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

fsif posted:

Okay actually it was really easy to find: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543453

It was sort of a lovely draft, but if jeffersonlives still posted here, we could blame him for drafting Geno in the first round!

I remember really wanting Jarvis Jones. Funny that Donut got Vacarro, and it turned out to be the reverse in the real draft.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:13

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I was upset when the Bills passed on Jimmy Clausen.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:21

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

fsif posted:

I was upset when the Bills passed on Jimmy Clausen.

The ultimate shame

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:22

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

fsif posted:

Okay actually it was really easy to find: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543453

It was sort of a lovely draft, but if jeffersonlives still posted here, we could blame him for drafting Geno in the first round!

lol Geno ends up a Jet anyway

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:27

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

That is a rad pick. I can tell because I felt queasy thinking about the Bengals with a healthy Smith

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:33

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Pick is in. Was tempted to just take the best pass rusher, but ultimately decided to grab an athletic playmaker for a defense that has needed one for years.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:46

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Darron Lee is really good, that was a good pick.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:48

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

When the Bengals pick for real I will be pissed if they don't grab one of these linebackers. I would also accept a DT. the Bengals have proven time and time again they can evaluate mid to late round WRs so why waste a first?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:10

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Eifert Posting posted:

When the Bengals pick for real I will be pissed if they don't grab one of these linebackers. I would also accept a DT. the Bengals have proven time and time again they can evaluate mid to late round WRs so why waste a first?

because they might evaluate them and find they like none of them

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

v2vian man posted:

because they might evaluate them and find they like none of them

Look we have had exactly one good linebacker since Takeo Spikes left and he's famously the dumbest player on the field in any game. I needs me another.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:18

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

I hope PJ Dawson gets some more playing time this year.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:27

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Eifert Posting posted:

Look we have had exactly one good linebacker since Takeo Spikes left and he's famously the dumbest player on the field in any game. I needs me another.

Vincent Rey was pretty alright.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:30

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

korrandark posted:

Darron Lee is really good, that was a good pick.

He was way overdrafted, as was Alexander :colbert:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:35

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Added the second round order to the OP of the picks thread.

warcrimes posted:

He was way overdrafted, as was Alexander

Hmm, interesting. Counterpoint: You're overdrafted!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:48

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

ShakeZula posted:

Hmm, interesting. Counterpoint: You're overdrafted!

I'll never recover

:negative:

# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:55

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Lee is a mid teens prospect.

Honestly this draft is confusing. People are genuinely saying VH3 could be there at 13. I'm
Stunned. He's so far above Apple and Alexander to me. Ramsey is top 3. VH3 is top 10.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 03:05

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Lee is a mid teens prospect.

Honestly this draft is confusing. People are genuinely saying VH3 could be there at 13. I'm
Stunned. He's so far above Apple and Alexander to me. Ramsey is top 3. VH3 is top 10.

I've seen a few drafts where VH3 drops to the Colts at 18, but that's only if there's a run on QBs and OTs. Alexander generally seems to go top 20, and I've seen Apple fall out of the first round in plenty of mocks.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 03:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

Look we have had exactly one good linebacker since Takeo Spikes left and he's famously the dumbest player on the field in any game. I needs me another.

gently caress you Takeo owned

# ? Mar 29, 2016 03:42

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

gently caress you Takeo owned

Takeo isn't the generational talent linebacker I am referring to as really goddamned dumb. Hint: This one has been in a few playoff games.

God I wanted Takeo to come back to us for his last year or two.

Edit: When I watch Burfict play I think of this song and it's perfect.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ross Angeles posted:

gently caress you Takeo owned

# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:20

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

ShakeZula posted:

I've seen a few drafts where VH3 drops to the Colts at 18, but that's only if there's a run on QBs and OTs. Alexander generally seems to go top 20, and I've seen Apple fall out of the first round in plenty of mocks.

If Miami passes on VH3 I quit on this front office. He's great at man, he's fantastic at press, he's got the best.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 04:20

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Eifert Posting posted:

Takeo isn't the generational talent linebacker I am referring to as really goddamned dumb. Hint: This one has been in a few playoff games.

God I wanted Takeo to come back to us for his last year or two.

Edit: When I watch Burfict play I think of this song and it's perfect.

you think vontaze burfict is a generational talent hahahahah

# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:16

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Lee is a mid teens prospect.

Honestly this draft is confusing. People are genuinely saying VH3 could be there at 13. I'm
Stunned. He's so far above Apple and Alexander to me. Ramsey is top 3. VH3 is top 10.

Lee has risen solely based on combine numbers, his production at OSU doesn't match his draft position. He's bad in coverage and is slow to disengage blocks. I hope he gets drafted before 14.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:23

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

fsif, am I correct in assuming that's Robert Nkemdiche in your post?

# ? Mar 29, 2016 05:36

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

AAA DOLFAN posted:

If Miami passes on VH3 I quit on this front office. He's great at man, he's fantastic at press, he's got the best.

Seems like they won't though, unless all that interest is 'mind games'

I'd feel as good about us drafting him as I did when Vontae Davis fell to us.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 11:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Dammit fsif the Broncos are supposed to draft the defensive guy with character issues

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:05

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Dammit fsif the Broncos are supposed to draft the defensive guy with character issues

All the fake weed he can smoke and all the windows he can fall out of in western New York.

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

But Denver has real weed!!!!!

# ? Mar 29, 2016 12:09

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

3 DONG HORSE posted:

But Denver has real weed!!!!!

Then you should have considered not winning the Super Bowl :colbert:

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:16

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Steelers are entertaining trade-back offers for pick #25, if any teams are interested in either a 2nd 1st round pick, or want to move up from the back of the 1st.

PM to haggle

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