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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


:synpa:

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

SilkyP posted:

I blame white people somehow

institutional racism, obviously.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol wtf

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Microwaves Mom posted:

Was expecting Jared. got weird lookin Mike Tyson instead.

yeah i assumed it was a white guy till i saw the pic. sorry for my prejudice i will try to be more inclusive next time

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Darkman Fanpage posted:

institutional racism, obviously.

Institutional rapeism

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
lol put your seatbelt on when you stealing rape kids, man!

like driving around with a taillight out drunk with weed in the car

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

JiveHonky posted:

hes like, the Michael Jackson of kid touching

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
someone should mention subway or aatrek that would be funny can you imagine haha

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Microwaves Mom posted:

Was expecting Jared. got weird lookin Mike Tyson instead.

I throw my touches with bad intentions.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Parallax Scroll posted:

yeah i assumed it was a white guy till i saw the pic. sorry for my prejudice i will try to be more inclusive next time

whites are much more sneaky when they rape children.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Darkman Fanpage posted:

whites are much more sneaky when they rape children.

And incestuous LOL

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
yeah this sort of thing happens in Memphis pretty much all the time.



cops pulling over black guys for "not wearing seat belts", that is. idk about the molestation.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

five all at once?

pedophile? more like a pedo pile

Sulphuric Asshole
Apr 25, 2003
When is BLM going to form a human chain across Beale Street in protest?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Um, excuse me, but it is clearly the owner of those lovely gimmick grills, not some washed up boxer.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

:vince:

Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin

PureEvil6_13 posted:

But no charges of kidnapping? That's cool I guess.

That's what I noticed first as well. Maybe the parents knew and consented to him having the kids? Maybe without knowing he was a sex offender.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
He was probably their chaperon to the art history museum or some poo poo and the underwear is for the 5 year old who still pisses their pants

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Kid Taxi! A Taxi service for toddlers!

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Man, cops should not be using children to stop sex offenders, wtf.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Something tells me the guy probably worked his rear end off all just to get a driver's license and car and a place to keep these kids after getting out of jail last time. He is obsessed with his sexuality.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

The Wizard of Poz posted:

someone should mention subway or aatrek that would be funny can you imagine haha

eat. fresh.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

5 kids is basically one adult anyways

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
where did he get them?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

LegoPirateNinja posted:

where did he get them?

He caught them, like Pokemons.

This is what happens when kids no longer grow up with dark fairy tales full of wicked witches and ogres.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Anderron Shi posted:

Something tells me the guy probably worked his rear end off all just to get a driver's license and car and a place to keep these kids after getting out of jail last time. He is obsessed with his sexuality.

A 6 some too far.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Turns out that he really did lose his beloved puppy and assembled an elite group of kid sleuths to help find it.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
He coerced the 11 year old in with promises to up his Twitch sub count.

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004
In MI they call it "Accosting a child for immoral purposes" when you do stuff like this, it's like separate from kidnapping.

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Sulphuric rear end in a top hat posted:

When is BLM going to form a human chain across Beale Street in protest?
Using the inference of this tragic news story to springboard into a "most negro men are child-fuckers" posting wave is almost akin to using the Brussels attack as a springboard into "attacking Islam as a rape culture, but also child loving and incompatible with western values" is sickening and offensive.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

came in hoping to make a 5 guys reference

Eat fresh I guess

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Must be Chinese kids

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

Opened thread to post eat fresh

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp
Good work guys. Glad to see its already posted

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
yes, great work everyone im not being sarcastic

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh motherFUCKERS!!!!!!!

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

thread title made me expect a sting operation where the police used the 5 kids as bait

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

JiveHonky posted:

Kid Taxi! A Taxi service for toddlers!

Didlr

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gently caress the ROW posted:

which sub forum was he moderating at the time of arrest?

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