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Would you poop yourself during your execution?
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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's about time to meet your maker but before you're do you get one last meal; what would you get? The stipulations are that it can't cost more that $100 and it can't need more than 2 days prep. Also the items have to be available within a 40 mile(80.5km) radius of the prison. If they can't get your food you're poo poo out of luck so no McRib with a Shamrock Shake in order to stall for time. You'll have the best chefs though.

I'd probably have a porterhouse with a side of steamed broccoli and spicy tuna sushi. Not that exciting.

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Khorne
May 1, 2002
I'd just get a packet of quaker instant oatmeal, maple & brown sugar, made with water in the microwave. And some water to drink.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A single whole grain ranch flavored pringle.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Whatever is gonna leave the nastiest shitpants, probably chili and saurkraut dogs and a wheatgrass smoothie.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The eucharist if you knew what was good for you

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
*A single tear rolls down the cheek as I look wistfully to the horizon, dragging on an unfiltered Camel* Five Guys Burger and Fries

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the worlds saddest pizza

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pill_of_Immortality

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
a smuggled in OC80, spicy pad thai, and a narragansett tall boy

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I would enjoy a package of saltine crackers and a two cans of diet coke.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
A bag of gay dicks with a side of benzos for me

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
will probalby be slurry fed to me thru a tube

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I would research the foods most likely to give me diarrhea so when they flip the switch, I would explode with liquidy stinky poo

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I read lots of people choose kind of comfort food from being young. Id choose mince and tatties maybe.

Maybe goat vindaloo with garlic naan also

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
One live kitten.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Natalie Portman fricassee

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
a cake with a file in it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

a cake with a file in it

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
probably cock but then again I'm gay

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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5 guys burgers and fries

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Honest answer. As much of a rib eye or porterhouse steak as I can get done rare, Mushrooms on the side and as much ice cream as you can possibly give me. Peanut butter and chocolate, or birthday cake for a flavor.

Fake answer.

Pussy. I want to eat a bitch out until she honest to loving goodness crushes my head and denies the gently caress the privilege, to whatever my rear end to death.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'd get boneless buffalo wings from Applebee's because that was my favorite thing as a kid and then the internet would find out and make fun of me for being america's most basic murderer

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
pepperoni tombstone pizza with sriracha sauce. as cheap in death as i was in life.

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

a fortune cookie with a presidential pardon in it

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
A banana op.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

VendaGoat posted:

Honest answer. As much of a rib eye or porterhouse steak as I can get done rare, Mushrooms on the side and as much ice cream as you can possibly give me. Peanut butter and chocolate, or birthday cake for a flavor.

yo steak and a baked potato is loving priceless

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Nothing because who gives a gently caress about food when you're about to be executed . how about my last meal be sick my dick human being

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
10000 ants

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
An enormous bowl of fresh cherries, which I would gobble down, because who cares if I choke?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
my last meal will be the flesh of my enemy

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i would bite the guy whos job it was to take me from my cell to the chair

drunk dog posted:

my last meal will be the flesh of my enemy
this guy gets it

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Potted meat and mayo sandwiches.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
50 chalupas with fire sauce.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

50 chalupas with fire sauce.

are you sure you don't want the brand new QUesalupa? the cheese is in the shell! it's outrageous

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a fart

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

but whoms?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shaquin posted:

but whoms?

my dog's after you fist his hairy arse

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
250ml of Soylant and 14 french fries with room temperature katsup.

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Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I'd get a packet of silicant just to finally know what it's like.

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