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It's about time to meet your maker but before you're do you get one last meal; what would you get? The stipulations are that it can't cost more that $100 and it can't need more than 2 days prep. Also the items have to be available within a 40 mile(80.5km) radius of the prison. If they can't get your food you're poo poo out of luck so no McRib with a Shamrock Shake in order to stall for time. You'll have the best chefs though. I'd probably have a porterhouse with a side of steamed broccoli and spicy tuna sushi. Not that exciting.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:17 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:39 |
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I'd just get a packet of quaker instant oatmeal, maple & brown sugar, made with water in the microwave. And some water to drink.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:20 |
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A single whole grain ranch flavored pringle.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:20 |
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Whatever is gonna leave the nastiest shitpants, probably chili and saurkraut dogs and a wheatgrass smoothie.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:21 |
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The eucharist if you knew what was good for you
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:21 |
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*A single tear rolls down the cheek as I look wistfully to the horizon, dragging on an unfiltered Camel* Five Guys Burger and Fries
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:22 |
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the worlds saddest pizza
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:22 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pill_of_Immortality
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:23 |
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a smuggled in OC80, spicy pad thai, and a narragansett tall boy
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:25 |
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I would enjoy a package of saltine crackers and a two cans of diet coke.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:27 |
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A bag of gay dicks with a side of benzos for me
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:27 |
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will probalby be slurry fed to me thru a tube
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:28 |
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I would research the foods most likely to give me diarrhea so when they flip the switch, I would explode with liquidy stinky poo
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:28 |
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I read lots of people choose kind of comfort food from being young. Id choose mince and tatties maybe. Maybe goat vindaloo with garlic naan also
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:29 |
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One live kitten.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:43 |
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KFC Nashville Hot Chicken
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:45 |
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Natalie Portman fricassee
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:47 |
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a cake with a file in it
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:48 |
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JiveHonky posted:a cake with a file in it
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:55 |
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probably cock but then again I'm gay
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:56 |
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5 guys burgers and fries
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:11 |
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Honest answer. As much of a rib eye or porterhouse steak as I can get done rare, Mushrooms on the side and as much ice cream as you can possibly give me. Peanut butter and chocolate, or birthday cake for a flavor. Fake answer. Pussy. I want to eat a bitch out until she honest to loving goodness crushes my head and denies the gently caress the privilege, to whatever my rear end to death.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:16 |
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I'd get boneless buffalo wings from Applebee's because that was my favorite thing as a kid and then the internet would find out and make fun of me for being america's most basic murderer
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:17 |
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pepperoni tombstone pizza with sriracha sauce. as cheap in death as i was in life.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:17 |
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a fortune cookie with a presidential pardon in it
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:18 |
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A banana op.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:30 |
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VendaGoat posted:Honest answer. As much of a rib eye or porterhouse steak as I can get done rare, Mushrooms on the side and as much ice cream as you can possibly give me. Peanut butter and chocolate, or birthday cake for a flavor. yo steak and a baked potato is loving priceless
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:32 |
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Nothing because who gives a gently caress about food when you're about to be executed . how about my last meal be sick my dick human being (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:32 |
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10000 ants
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:39 |
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An enormous bowl of fresh cherries, which I would gobble down, because who cares if I choke?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:43 |
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my last meal will be the flesh of my enemy
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:44 |
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i would bite the guy whos job it was to take me from my cell to the chairdrunk dog posted:my last meal will be the flesh of my enemy
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:44 |
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Potted meat and mayo sandwiches.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:45 |
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50 chalupas with fire sauce.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:46 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:50 chalupas with fire sauce. are you sure you don't want the brand new QUesalupa? the cheese is in the shell! it's outrageous
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:48 |
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a fart
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:50 |
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Enfield posted:a fart but whoms?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:51 |
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Shaquin posted:but whoms? my dog's after you fist his hairy arse
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:54 |
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250ml of Soylant and 14 french fries with room temperature katsup.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 02:55 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:39 |
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I'd get a packet of silicant just to finally know what it's like.
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