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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Dave_Indeed posted:

50 chalupas with fire sauce.

this but quesalupas

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
the corpse of christ, in the form of a SlimJim!

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Isaac posted:

I was probably a hairs breadth away from being a phenazepam goon

What exactly is wrong with phenazepam? I used to trade weed to some old 'Nam vet back in the early '00's all the time. It was pretty mild, unless mixed with booze, other opiates and/or weed (it was usually all three, I don't do any of that poo poo anymore, but don't remember it being particularly bad. Except when the previous three were combined with meth. That was pretty bad).

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i was a phenazepam goon and my misadventures are forever written in that thread

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
poo poo was great

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bulgaroctonus posted:

What exactly is wrong with phenazepam? I used to trade weed to some old 'Nam vet back in the early '00's all the time. It was pretty mild, unless mixed with booze, other opiates and/or weed (it was usually all three, I don't do any of that poo poo anymore, but don't remember it being particularly bad. Except when the previous three were combined with meth. That was pretty bad).

It was potent in like micrograms and took like 8 hours to kick in. So people would think its not working and have heroic quantities. The half life was like 8 days so theyd just go into into an intense benzo haze for weeks cause they had like 2 grams of it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

the great deceiver posted:

i was a phenazepam goon and my misadventures are forever written in that thread

Which one were you

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Isaac posted:

Which one were you

i got a job interview at an orphanage while i was blacked out on joose

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

the great deceiver posted:

i got a job interview at an orphanage while i was blacked out on joose

I dont remember that from the old rhread but you posted rhe story recently an it made me lol

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Thr worst thing about blackouts is you have no idea youre in one. I could possibly be blacked out now.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
ya it was a more innocent time

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
deep fried shrimp, an original bucket of KFC, french fries and a pound of strawberries

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
a big ol' pipin' hot poo poo sandwich :yum:

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Chilled Daniel Defaix Côte de Lechet 2000 Chablis with boiled lobster and a hot buttered side of poo poo myself in the electric chair afterwards

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
A swordfish, I will use the sword to fight my way to freedom!

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Fried chicken and 1 gallon of prune juice.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Peeled grapes just to find out what all the fuss is about.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
dry aged steak, lobster, russian fingerlings fried in goose fat, roasted peppers, asparagus, corn on the cob, lots of wine.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

The Walrus posted:

dry aged steak, lobster, russian fingerlings fried in goose fat, roasted peppers, asparagus, corn on the cob, lots of wine.

I bet you'd end up with a Steak-Umm, a tube of artificial crab meat, fish sticks, the veggies you asked for, and a glass of grape juice.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

beans and broccoli :twisted:

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
A Friendly's grilled cheese and 12 beers

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Cubone posted:


I was reading this list of last words and this dude was like "I wanted spaghetti-os for my last meal. I did not get spaghetti-os. They made me spaghetti. I want that on the record. I did not get my spaghetti-os"


This is making me laugh way harder than it should. Can you imagine being so outraged about not getting Spaghetti-Os that you use your last words to bitch about it. Amazing.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Khorne posted:

I'd just get a packet of quaker instant oatmeal, maple & brown sugar, made with water in the microwave. And some water to drink.

Oh my God, I just ate this like two minutes ago! Am I going to die?

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Last meal - obviously no place for serious posting.

Last words - "GO RAIDERS!!!"

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

LadyAmbien posted:

This is making me laugh way harder than it should. Can you imagine being so outraged about not getting Spaghetti-Os that you use your last words to bitch about it. Amazing.

This is how you make evil ghosts.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
KFC Nashville hot chicken

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Kate uptons titty sweat

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



And a Pickens County tornado dog

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

This thread reminds me of that probably fake story about the guy, Charles French or something, yelling "How about this for the paper tomorrow? French Fries!" right before they hit the switch and electrocuted him.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

A limitless pill

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Two slices of Oscar Meyer Ham and Cheese loaf on whole wheat bread (the cheap kind, not split top) with spicy mustard, twenty-one bbq Pringes, and two store brand vanilla sandwich cookies.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Macnult posted:

A gluten-free bagel but a really good one.

The rules in the OP were very clear about no stalling for time with your picks

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FYI, this is the dude Carson City is named after. A True American!:patriot:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:



FYI, this is the dude Carson City is named after. A True American!:patriot:

this is fitting - kit almost certainly poo poo his pants when he died in a room full of tastefully taxidermied injuns

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a burrito obviously

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Toilet Mouth posted:

Two slices of Oscar Meyer Ham and Cheese loaf on whole wheat bread (the cheap kind, not split top) with spicy mustard, twenty-one bbq Pringes, and two store brand vanilla sandwich cookies.

There's gonna be like 3/4 of that package of sandwich meat left in the prison fridge and it's just gonna sit there because that's a dead man's food.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Maybe the guards make some sandwiches to eat while Toilet Mouth is executed.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a big ol' taco salad with plenty of hot sauce

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
funyuns

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Blood Magnet
Nov 25, 2010
Steak and eggs, toast, an orange and a big cup of coffee.

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