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Marshall Louis posted:I'd get a packet of silicant just to finally know what it's like. Im changing my answer to thjs
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A falafel laffa please.
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Mar 24, 2016 04:54
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a chicken super burrito with chips, salsa, beans and rice with a slice of apple spice cake and a bottle of a nice single malt for dessert. followed by a cigar and a whole bunch of benzos
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Mar 24, 2016 05:09
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Marshall Louis posted:I'd get a packet of silicant just to finally know what it's like. god drat thats a good answer i was gonna say jizz sundae but this is obviously the correct response
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Mar 24, 2016 05:14
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spaghetti carbonara using my recipe
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Mar 24, 2016 05:27
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The same thread of thread over and over. Thanks for asking.
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the great deceiver posted:a chicken super burrito with chips, salsa, beans and rice with a slice of apple spice cake and a bottle of a nice single malt for dessert. followed by a cigar and a whole bunch of benzos They give you barbituates for free when theyre gonna kill you
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Mar 24, 2016 05:27
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i dont know that ive ever had a barbiturate is it cool
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Mar 24, 2016 05:29
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what country still has ludes
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Mar 24, 2016 05:29
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sand maybe a bowl of dicks
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Mar 24, 2016 05:30
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Shaquin posted:what country still has ludes ironically, barbados
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Shaquin posted:i dont know that ive ever had a barbiturate is it cool Very few people would have. Heres my retelling of a former TCC superstars barbituate story He really wanted to try barbituates so he dressed up like a rancher and went to the vet with some story about needing it for a horse or something. He immediately went to the bus stop and shot it up he was like instantly unconscious and woke up in hospital. He might of been under arrest also im not sure. He took like a nurses jacket and put it on and escaped from the hospital. Found the barbituates and immediately shot them up at the bus stop again the exact same thing happened. Blacked out and woke up in hospital. I dont remember if there was any more to it but it was a great tale.
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Mar 24, 2016 05:33
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tcc regulars are dumb as hell
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Mar 24, 2016 05:34
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isaac is the literal result of TCC from like, '09
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Y-Hat posted:tcc regulars are dead as hell
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Isaac posted:Very few people would have. your mixing up two stories the rancher guy was after ketamine and i think the went to the ambulance three times in one day guy was on chinese benzos
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Mar 24, 2016 05:37
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Isaac posted:Very few people would have. Wasn't that Don Danger? That crazy rear end mother fucker...
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drunk dog posted:isaac is the literal result of TCC from like, '09 I probably did read tcc alot that year
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tcc is good at telling you to put drugs in your rear end in a top hat instead of the regular way
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I've just been diagnosed with Celiac Disease so my last meal would deffo have lots of gluten in it and consequently there'd be lots of making GBS threads myself afterwards.
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Mar 24, 2016 05:41
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I'd want chicken curry specifically the way my mom prepares it, that's this obscure Macanese version of Indonesian-style curry. Like, probably only my family has this loving recipe. It's not common. Can you do that? I was reading this list of last words and this dude was like "I wanted spaghetti-os for my last meal. I did not get spaghetti-os. They made me spaghetti. I want that on the record. I did not get my spaghetti-os" Used his last words on that smdh. But it got me thinking, yeah I'd be pretty mad too. It's the last earthly pleasure you're going to have, and our society allots just this last shred of decency to these people who we've collectively decided deserve to be put to death, and they loving give you something that's LIKE what you asked for? What the gently caress kind of demented Satan poo poo is that? So yeah my family curry recipe, but I would be REALLY loving mad if I got just some whatever curry. Like I would go out cursing and spitting and biting and my last words would just be a hoarse and venomous "gently caress you" screamed through clenched teeth and ruptured vocal chords
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my favorite is the guy who left his giant synthetic bag of opiates like a brick of the stuff at home with his former heroin addict girlfriend for a weekend alone and was shocked when he came back and found her a terrible mess that blew threw it all and his response was "guess ill have to start keeping it in the safe" as for a favorite meal, probably pan fried chicken good biscuits and a mess of white gravy.
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Mar 24, 2016 05:42
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OctoberBlues posted:Wasn't that Don Danger? That crazy rear end mother fucker... Almost positive thats the one. He also had that story where he was at a party and there was a big jar of cocaine mixed with water and everyone was sitting in a circle shooting up coke from the communal jar
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Mar 24, 2016 05:42
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Shaquin posted:tcc is good
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Mar 24, 2016 05:42
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Some sort of huge freakin cheeseburger with awesome fries and a Chocolate milkshake, chocolate is capitalized cause it corrected it to Chocolat at first
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Mar 24, 2016 05:43
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Shaquin posted:your mixing up two stories the rancher guy was after ketamine and i think the went to the ambulance three times in one day guy was on chinese benzos Im sure this is a seperate story. My memory could be a bit damaged however. The story has stuck with me for like 7 years and he was definitely injecting something so i dont think it was ketamine or benzos
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Mar 24, 2016 05:44
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phenazepam piano man was good to
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Mar 24, 2016 05:48
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I was probably a hairs breadth away from being a phenazepam goon
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Mar 24, 2016 05:49
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The thing I make better than anything else is twice cooked beef tongue but for the last meal I would want a particular burrito from a particular place and for a cute girl with short hair to gimme a solid beej
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Mar 24, 2016 05:50
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Sheep-Goats posted:The thing I make better than anything else is twice cooked beef tongue but for the last meal I would want a particular burrito from a particular place and for a cute girl with short hair to gimme a solid beej Sherp goats horny today
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Mar 24, 2016 05:54
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They should give you the choice of a last meal or a bj
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Mar 24, 2016 05:54
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I agree you should get to choose a guard to blow. Texas kills retards and hasn't done last meals for a long time. Is Ted Cruz to blame? Probably not but pass it along anyway.
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Mar 24, 2016 05:55
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woof a locally sourced beej might not work out so well for you depending on where the pen is
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Mar 24, 2016 05:56
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I got 2 years off my sentence for superb work giving beejays on death row
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Mar 24, 2016 05:57
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That was maybe the strangest sentence ive ever written
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Mar 24, 2016 05:57
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not strange enough isaac cock
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Mar 24, 2016 06:01
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Isaac posted:Sherp goats horny today Yesterday is pill theme today is sex theme happy Easter
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ChrisHansen posted:I would research the foods most likely to give me diarrhea so when they flip the switch, I would explode with liquidy stinky poo One gallon of orange juice would do the trick.
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Mar 24, 2016 06:20
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Just drink a bottle of vegetable oil.
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A gluten-free bagel but a really good one.
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