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My not gay son and his wife had a baby yesterday about 2 o'clock local time. I'm looking forward to when I can teach the kid all the swear words I know, how to launch a good sticky loogie acurately, and to piss for distance. This will probably be the only grandchild I'll get because my other children are just not really the reproducing types (one is a goon and the other an anime). I guess I should be more excited about inflicting my genes on yet another generation, but honestly right now I just feel like "yeah a baby. I'll watch the kid for you when he stops making GBS threads his pants. And don't drop him off here without bringing beer" I'm also pretty sure there aren't many of you that can relate so you probably don't really give a gently caress. IDC you ain't getting a cigar anyways.
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nice, good for my grand mot her  edit: she is dead edit: this reality is literally hell and by haveing a child you are inflicted more suffering in the world. i also hope to have children one day
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Mar 24, 2016 08:03
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You and me both, buddy.
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Mar 24, 2016 08:17
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goondolences bro, hope you didnt pass on your 'tism
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Mar 24, 2016 08:19
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Gratz, OP.
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Mar 24, 2016 08:19
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Grandpa always tells this story 
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Mar 24, 2016 08:23
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you are now engaged in a subtle battle with your daughter in laws father to be the cool grandpa good luck and plan accordingly
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Mar 24, 2016 08:25
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i hope it stops there three generations of imbeciles are enough
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Mar 24, 2016 08:25
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Op is joe biden the vp grandma wants to gently caress
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Mar 24, 2016 08:38
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How sure are you that your son is not gay?
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Mar 24, 2016 08:40
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Shaquin posted:you are now engaged in a subtle battle with your daughter in laws father to be the cool grandpa good luck and plan accordingly no contest. he's a doctor and religious and poo poo and i'm an old hippie biker with guns SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How sure are you that your son is not gay? pretty sure. like 99.99999% whoflungpoop posted:Grandpa always tells this story i once cut a cow in half with a chainsaw
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Mar 24, 2016 09:08
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my grandmothers are dead
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Mar 24, 2016 09:22
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We had this kid in early highschool who we called "deadmum" cause his mum was dead. We had to write up scripts for a play in english class and i ripped his up when he wasnt looking. Hes like "my script is all kn peices"and i said "your mums in pieces"
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Mar 24, 2016 09:25
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amityville anus posted:my grandmothers are dead you're missing the joke here. you see, when my grandson is old enough to understand, I'm going to say to him, "I hosed your grandmother" and it will be a wholely and completely accurate statement. but anyways, when did your grans die? if it was any time after about 1970 or 71 there is always the possibility that i did bone one or both of them.
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Mar 24, 2016 09:28
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my polack jew grandmother is still alive and at like 90 i imagine she could use a deep dickin
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Mar 24, 2016 09:28
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Isaac posted:We had this kid in early highschool who we called "deadmum" cause his mum was dead. We had to write up scripts for a play in english class and i ripped his up when he wasnt looking. Hes like "my script is all kn peices"and i said "your mums in pieces" 
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Mar 24, 2016 09:30
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the great deceiver posted:my polack jew grandmother is still alive and at like 90 i imagine she could use a deep dickin pics plz
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Mar 24, 2016 09:31
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dee eight posted:pics plz they dont let me in the retirement village anymore
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Mar 24, 2016 09:32
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dee eight posted:you're missing the joke here. you see, when my grandson is old enough to understand, I'm going to say to him, "I hosed your grandmother" and it will be a wholely and completely accurate statement. i was insinuating that you dug them up and hosed them. you're missing the point where I didn't read the OP
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Mar 24, 2016 09:48
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i hosed your dad
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Mar 24, 2016 09:50
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I javrnt had dinnerbitsaamaking mendrunk
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Mar 24, 2016 09:51
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Isaac posted:I javrnt had dinnerbitsaamaking mendrunk ur prime for fuckin
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Mar 24, 2016 09:52
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take him to a gun factory when he's old enough it was one of the coolest things ive ever done and i cherish that memory immensely now that my gramps is gone
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Mar 24, 2016 09:52
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Isaac posted:I javrnt had dinnerbitsaamaking mendrunk quick watch eraserhead
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Mar 24, 2016 09:58
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amityville anus posted:i was insinuating that you dug them up and hosed them. you're missing the point where I didn't read the OP i don't gently caress dead chicks. it's the worms y'know
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Mar 24, 2016 10:02
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My grandmother is also dead, OP. I bet that you're reading this post right now and feeling preeeeetty darn foolish. 
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Mar 24, 2016 10:30
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All of my grandmothers are dead as gently caress
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Mar 24, 2016 11:33
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Babies do not shield you from the gay.
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Mar 24, 2016 11:36
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dee eight posted:i don't gently caress dead chicks. it's the worms y'know Agreed, worms are a passable lubricant at best.
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Mar 24, 2016 11:43
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joke's on you, i have four grandfathers
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Mar 24, 2016 13:18
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The Aristocrats!
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Mar 24, 2016 13:21
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dee eight posted:I'll watch the kid for you when he stops making GBS threads his pants. And don't drop him off here without bringing beer ur kids talking about u in 1-2 years
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Mar 24, 2016 13:24
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social vegan posted:ur kids talking about u in 1-2 years 
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Mar 24, 2016 13:28
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So are you a really old guy or are you from one of those types of families where it's OK to get knocked up at 17?
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Mar 24, 2016 13:33
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You have an obligation to undermine your son's parenting at every turn and grimace for a split second every time they mention the way they do something. Also, if my kid follows in my footsteps, I'll be a grandparent by age thirty-seven. How old are you, OP? flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Mar 24, 2016 13:35
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notZaar posted:So are you a really old guy or are you from one of those types of families where it's OK to get knocked up at 17? dee eight posted:but anyways, when did your grans die? if it was any time after about 1970 or 71 there is always the possibility that i did bone one or both of them. that puts him in the early 60s range
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Mar 24, 2016 13:36
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dee eight posted:This will probably be the only grandchild I'll get because my other children are just not really the reproducing types (one is a goon and the other an anime). Wow you hosed up hard.
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Mar 24, 2016 13:59
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Microwaves Mom posted:Wow you hosed up hard. At least he got laid.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:00
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We need an Old Farts gang tag.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:03
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dee eight posted:i don't gently caress dead chicks. it's the worms y'know you only get worms once don't be a pussy
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