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Tiberius Christ posted:PART 1 There's actually merit to that guys interpretation. Too bad he's just another nerd-porn freak trying to intellectualize Synder's motivations beyond anything but its basest lizard-brain lowest common denominator view.
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Groovelord Neato posted:it owns how incredibly bad this movie is cuz i knew it was gonna be bad but i thought it'd be like middling to bad like man of steel so peeps with bad taste could still defend it but nah it exceeded my wildest dreams. Yeah I am also thrilled. I wanted great or unbelievably poo poo and I am glad we got the funnier option.
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ScrubLeague posted:News flash Batman has always sucked and somehow Chris Nolan made 3 good movies about him and also Rises. What joke am I missing here
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there is only one good batman(1989) the rest are terrible except maybe the adam west one
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Tiberius Christ posted:there is only one good batman(1989) The only good Batman movie is Lego Batman Movie (2017).
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Professor Shark posted:Batman: The Animated Series and The Dark Knight are the only good Batmans The Superman Animated Series by the same people was pretty legit too.
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Trast posted:The Superman Animated Series by the same people was pretty legit too. sexiest lex luthor too
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I liked the episode where Lex Luthor got cancer and Superman stayed at his bedside and Batman called him a pussy
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Is Ham Zimmerman still around? With the score it can be saved.
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my only opinion on this film is that I hope what's her face as Wonder Woman is the only part that gets praised because comic book fans complained her tits were too small
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:my only opinion on this film is that I hope what's her face as Wonder Woman is the only part that gets praised because comic book fans complained her tits were too small
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WampaLord posted:OP, I have heard tale that a jar of piss figures prominently into the plot, specifically, the piss of Lex Luthor. Can you illuminate details of the piss jar and how it is important to the plot of the movie where Superman and Batman fight? There is an anti-Superman senator that wants Superman to attend a hearing and explain his actions. Basically, while Superman means well when he saves people, there are also moments where he drops into locations where Lois Lane is investigating (a Middle Eastern terror cell?) and takes care of business. Gets rid of the terror cell, but in response another group murders everyone in that village. So this senator wants Superman to work with them and stop clumsily brute forcing rescues in dangerous areas. Lex Luthor appeals to this senator, asking for her support in allowing him to pursue kryptonite weaponry as a deterrent to the "red capes." The senator makes a quip about how back in Kentucky her father had a saying about being careful about people who offer you Granny's Peach Tea when it's really just a jar of piss. She turns down Luthor, saying she recognizes an assassination tool when she hears about one. Later, when Superman finally attends a hearing at Capitol Hill, Lex Luthor is supposed to attend but doesn't for "reasons," but sends a legless man in his place. I guess the dude lost his legs in the aftermath of Metropolis exploding in Man of Steel, whatever. As Superman listens to the senator, she notices a jar on her desk labled "Granny's Peach Tea." She stumbles in her speech, panics, looks around the room, and realizes too late as the wheelchair man explodes, destroying Capitol Hill. They thought they were very clever in this movie.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:my only opinion on this film is that I hope what's her face as Wonder Woman is the only part that gets praised because comic book fans complained her tits were too small shes not an amazon at all regardless of her tits
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wonder woman should be charlotte flair jacked
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they shoulda had it be gina carano but she was already in dadpool
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:my only opinion on this film is that I hope what's her face as Wonder Woman is the only part that gets praised because comic book fans complained her tits were too small I also recall some sperglords complaining about her being Israeli. 
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the exact moment that I stopped caring about comic book movies was when I had too much to drink at the bar across from the movie theater before iron man 3 and then I got in a fight with a dude and his 3 sons for cutting in line and then even being wasted the movie was awful and I realized I enjoyed the drinking and fighting before the movie way more than the actual movie itself. that's my story and I'm sticking with it
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Groovelord Neato posted:they shoulda had it be gina carano but she was already in dadpool Sorry but they made the right choice in casting the sexy bondage dominatrix superhero. The character was pretty much designed from the ground up to stop crime by capturing people in a magic lasso and making them want to gently caress her. I'm not even making it up, that's pretty much the history behind the character as told by the creator, it is just a shame they won't go full 50 Shades of Grey for her solo movie.
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Marketing New Brain posted:Sorry but they made the right choice in casting the sexy bondage dominatrix superhero. The character was pretty much designed from the ground up to stop crime by capturing people in a magic lasso and making them want to gently caress her. Everyone knows that, and if you're taking that approach she should definitely be tall and have more muscle definition than Godot does. She can be a fantastic actress and still totally wrong for a role as a femdom Amazon fantasy, since you're hightening the importance of WW's visual appearance. With the upswing in popularity giantess porn is apparently seeing this would be well timed too, sad DC is gonna miss the boat.
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Marketing New Brain posted:Sorry but they made the right choice in casting the sexy bondage dominatrix superhero. The character was pretty much designed from the ground up to stop crime by capturing people in a magic lasso and making them want to gently caress her. just for the sheer amount of poo poo this would cause would be worth it the sad thing is i hear that batman is the best part of the movie. poor ben afflek can't escape the super hero curse. also why the gently caress does wb keep hiring zack loving snyder?
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Just make a film noir Batman movie that is a slow building thriller. gently caress delving into who Batman is as a person, and who gives a poo poo about grandiose villains.
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The magic lasso is in the movie for 30 seconds, and I lost my poo poo when I saw it. If they had included WW's invisible jet I would have given this movie a 10/10 despite everything wrong with it.
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Also gently caress Superman as some kind of cerebral examination of what he would mean to humanity. Just have him lift heavy poo poo and punch dudes into space.
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say what you will about Deadpool, but at least it reveled in its ridiculousness. DC movies never crack a smile, there is only room for gloominess and broodingFogHelmut posted:Also gently caress Superman as some kind of cerebral examination of what he would mean to humanity. Just have him lift heavy poo poo and punch dudes into space.
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spoiler alert: batman and superman are gay as gently caress and for trannys
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gfanikf posted:I also recall some sperglords complaining about her being Israeli. Jews.......in movies!?!??!?!?!
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Lol Joseph Geobbels banned superman because he is apparently a Jew
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Is this the one where he forces Lois to marry Stalin, and rescues Jimmy from a bread line?
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Marketing New Brain posted:Is this the one where he forces Lois to marry Stalin, and rescues Jimmy from a bread line? So in that one he isn't a boring rear end chump?
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Leon Einstein posted:Comic book movies are made for aging nerds with disposable income. Unfortunately there are a ton of them, so Hollywood keeps making GBS threads out these movies. I was best man at a wedding and I got custom transformers (decipticon) cuff links. gently caress you.
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Astrolite posted:how can anyone watch a superhero movie and not instantly kill themselves out of shame
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The deformed swastika logo on uberman just looks terrible, but I'm digging Wunderfrau.
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The only good super hero is One Punch Man.
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Strudel Man posted:The deformed swastika logo on uberman just looks terrible, but I'm digging Wunderfrau. flash's SS lightning bolts are also pretty rad
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Shinjobi posted:Later, when Superman finally attends a hearing at Capitol Hill, Lex Luthor is supposed to attend but doesn't for "reasons," but sends a legless man in his place. I guess the dude lost his legs in the aftermath of Metropolis exploding in Man of Steel, whatever. As Superman listens to the senator, she notices a jar on her desk labled "Granny's Peach Tea." She stumbles in her speech, panics, looks around the room, and realizes too late as the wheelchair man explodes, destroying Capitol Hill. Yeah cause that's what I want in my superhero popcorn movies, legless guys from an alien caused 9/11, suicide bombers, middle east terrorists, and politics. gently caress Zac Snyder
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Howard Beale posted:flash's SS lightning bolts are also pretty rad
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