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QuoProQuid posted:colour scheme in your typical zack snyder movie: Must have finally ran through all the reserves of sepia tones.
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Shaquin posted:battleship movie was kind of badass I would love an Uno! movie but you know all the resources are going into cards against humanity the miniseries
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"i am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on these motherfucking chutes and ladders!"
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I would love an Uno! movie but you know all the resources are going into cards against humanity the miniseries how do you feel about anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMO9U00pZ3k
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I think some people are taking my breaking news in the OP seriously. I had pretty low expectations for the film, really. A little late to say that though I guess.
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Shaquin posted:battleship movie was kind of badass was there ever a part where Liam Neeson says, "You sunk mah Battleshiptm!"
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It takes a lot for me to not enjoy something so I'm betting I'll like it. I liked Man of Steel.
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Tiberius Christ posted:was there ever a part where Liam Neeson says, "You sunk mah Battleshiptm!" i hope they make a second taken trilogy where it is just one long 6 hour take broken up into 3 movies and then at the end liam neeson looks at the camera breaking the 4th wall and says in a heavy irish accent "you've been taken" and then dies in real life from exhaustion
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You're an idiot if after seeing the trailers you had a modicum of hope for this movie I gotta say though I'm morbidly curious and even excited to give it a watch in a couple months
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I actually really like of what Zach Snyder does, even if not all of his movies totally work. He has personality and vision. Man of Steel had a few okay ideas under the surface, but they were not developed well. I liked the general idea of Clark Kent being a pathological construction. I really liked the idea of Zod being...sort of right? At least, to the extent that his loyalty is to Krypton and nothing else. So then Superman is making a different sort of choice when he kills Zod: he is deciding that it is wrong to destroy Earth in order to save Krypton. His loyalties are his own. His moral compass is broader. He is creating his own identity, and defining his own responsibilities. All decent ideas, but the movie overall was noooooooooot good, Michael Shannon excepted. Besides, Superman's universe is not slate-gray and ultraserious. Superman loves life and he loves his merry Metropolis. We should feel that with him.
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Shinjobi posted:I think some people are taking my breaking news in the OP seriously. I had pretty low expectations for the film, really. A little late to say that though I guess. OP, I have heard tale that a jar of piss figures prominently into the plot, specifically, the piss of Lex Luthor. Can you illuminate details of the piss jar and how it is important to the plot of the movie where Superman and Batman fight? Thanks in advance, OP, you're doing fine work.
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:i hope they make a second taken trilogy where it is just one long 6 hour take broken up into 3 movies and then at the end liam neeson looks at the camera breaking the 4th wall and says in a heavy irish accent "you've been taken" and then dies in real life from exhaustion I died a little just reading that
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gobbagool posted:I died a little just reading that i hope not because you are a human being who deserves a beautiful existence. unless you are liam neeson and then i hope you die. nah not really he seems nice.
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A sequel named Given about pozzing neg assholes
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now, the next part is very important ... they are going to pozz you
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i would like to sit in a cabin amongst the great red woods with liam neeson and by the warmth of the stone hearth share the brown liquor and sip deeply of sensible laughter and feel the armor of a finely sewn turtle neck about my throat
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Shaquin posted:i would like to sit in a cabin amongst the great red woods with liam neeson and by the warmth of the stone hearth share the brown liquor and sip deeply of sensible laughter and feel the armor of a finely sewn turtle neck about my throat this is such beautiful prose. thank you. i would gently put my hands in liam neeson's underarms and hold him aloft toward a blue sky like you would a young child and we would both spin around a just laugh and laugh until we collapse onto the soft dewy grass in a scenic meadow. then we would just stare up at the clouds and joke about what shapes they form. "oh look wiggles my lad, that one looks like a pony." "ha, it sure does liam. look over there. that one looks like the titular character from your film, darkman." "aye. it sure does wiggles. this is such a wonderful day."
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From the spoliers it appears that Snyder made a movie full of broken instead of flawed superheroes.
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i don't know about this superman but i'd watch a movie about 'el hombre supremo'
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F2B posted:From the spoliers it appears that Snyder made a movie full of broken instead of flawed superheroes. Zack Snyder made a movie about lolitas being sexually abused into multiple levels of delusional power fantasies before being brutally killed/lobotomized as a passion project. Zack Snyder only has broken characters because he is a broken person
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 N...n...noooo! The crtics are reviewing it poorly, BUT THE TRUE FANS are rating it highly! See!? SEE!? Its only reviewing bad because the "so called" movie critics are conspiring to make sure "fun" movies aren't make anymore! Its a CULTURAL MARXIST CONSPIRACY. Muh muh comic boek movies!
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Wow, who would have thought Zach Snyder could direct a bad movie.
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Sucker Punch is a good movie. The trick to watching it is to switch the audio to a language that you don't understand.
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happyhippy posted:The opening scenes was good. But the rest was typical Romero idiot characters. Romero didn't even work on the dawn of the dead remake. He wanted to work on Land of the Dead!
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Germstore posted:Sucker Punch is a good movie. The trick to watching it is to switch the audio to a language that you don't understand. Look at this guy try to justify that excuse for a movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gXir4Pu0f0
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Airborne Viking posted:Look at this guy try to justify that excuse for a movie holy gently caress its the same guy from the other BvS thread Is there anything this dude isn't terrible at
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suckerpunch is misogynist, but it's an attempt at a send-up of misogyny by a filmmaker who can't help but try and have his cake and eat it too i really like it tbh, it's pretty and disgusting and could only have been made by someone like snyder. it's like frank miller trying to be feminist. and it's got a sweet pixies cover that reviewer is a dumb butt
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mclast posted:that reviewer is a dumb butt this is an actual picture of said reviewer 
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Airborne Viking posted:Look at this guy try to justify that excuse for a movie PART 1 jesus why moviebob werent you a big feminist gamergater
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Mel Mudkiper posted:this is an actual picture of said reviewer man cool trenchcoat. i bet he's going to the secret location to get his orders from MI-6. at mcdonalds
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Mel Mudkiper posted:this is an actual picture of said reviewer this picture should kill itself
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As much as I think Moviebob is a kinda a douche he straight up hated the movie. But that dude thinks he's a super smart taste maker and not a embarrassing fat man who thinks he is important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKDtoBR-2M
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trashbuilder posted:As much as I think Moviebob is a kinda a douche he straight up hated the movie. This review is so bad it actually makes me like BvS more
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