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s7indicate3
Aug 22, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER
*throws cat in microwave and jumps on bed*

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*fills a tub with drano and gets in*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
*shrugs shoulders, goes to work*

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Mad Monk posted:

*shrugs shoulders, goes to work*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

*watches bouncy boobs on Baywatch with no fear of parents walking in*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hooray, now I can double check all my homework!

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
ELI5 Anal sex. I am trying to write a TIL post for my Internet 100 class.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Mad Monk posted:

*shrugs shoulders, goes back to unemployed sleep*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

*goes to enjoy the unoccupied playground equipment without fear of having to share the tire swing with some little entitled poo poo of a second grader. gently caress you you little piece of trash, you get loving TWO recesses.*

SmokyWings
Mar 23, 2009

I pitty the fool who doesn't have enough calcium in their diet.

Don't forget your
VITAMIN A & D!

*Milk from rBST FREE cows
Lipstick Apathy
*wakes up from dream about school being canceled*

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
*curses stay-at-home mom*

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
*watches day time tv while eating icecream*

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Mad Monk posted:

*shrugs shoulders, goes to work*
*enjoys not being stuck behind a school bus on morning commute*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Watches The Price is Right

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

:jerky:
:jackbud:
:gizz:
:jerky:
:fap:
:gizz:
:jerky:
:circlefap:
:gizz:

Regular saturday.

pastorrich
Jun 7, 2008

Keep on truckin' like a novacane hurricane
*gets extremely pissed at Pams shrug and loose him*

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*watches Boomerang

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
*powers on super nintendo and starts playing Super Moorio World: Quest for Mohammed.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLdQIYf4WY

pastorrich
Jun 7, 2008

Keep on truckin' like a novacane hurricane
*draws a chaos from ultros*

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
*eats junk food and jacks off*
hell yeah

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
*goes to private school that never cancels*
:negative:

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
*eats Nesquik powder by the spoonful for lunch*

*pukes all over the floor while watching Judge Judy and laughing*

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

*fills a tub with drano and gets in*

ayyyy that's our guy! he's back! :thumbsup:

*freeze as crowd applauds; credits scroll by as All in The Family theme plays*

this post was typed before a live studio audience

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

That Robot posted:

ayyyy that's our guy! he's back! :thumbsup:

*freeze as crowd applauds; credits scroll by as All in The Family theme plays*

this post was typed before a live studio audience

All in the Family is a good show, I wish I was home watching it now.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pththya-lyi posted:

*goes to private school that never cancels*
:negative:
i went to private K-8 Catholic school and they closed a lot

of course it was always for snow because Pennsylvania

s7indicate3
Aug 22, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Hector Beerlioz posted:

All in the Family is a good show, I wish I was home watching it now.

You didn't hear?? School's cancelled! Turn that bus around and get your rear end home!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

s7indicate3 posted:

You didn't hear?? School's cancelled! Turn that bus around and get your rear end home!

I'm going to the library to study for the test that was supposed to be today

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Pththya-lyi posted:

*goes to private school that never cancels*
:negative:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

symbolic posted:

i went to private K-8 Catholic school and they closed a lot

of course it was always for snow because Pennsylvania

Same but for Ohio my school never ever closed no matter how much snow fell except if there was an ungodly amount of ice on the roads.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



*turns on news to see if it's because of a school shooting*
*it is*

pastorrich
Jun 7, 2008

Keep on truckin' like a novacane hurricane

EorayMel posted:

Same but for Ohio my school never ever closed no matter how much snow fell except if there was an ungodly amount of ice on the roads.

That really works never does it?

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
*watches price is right and then plays the sims until mom gets home*

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Watches The Price is Right

You are my people.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i apprenticed as a manciple bc an elementary school education just isnt worht what it used to be

now i make a deece six figgies as the burgomaster of a small hamlet

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I finally have time to work on everything I procrastinated!

*sleeps in until 2pm*

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Wish they would cancel my life to be honest :P

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

LadyAmbien posted:

*watches price is right and then plays the sims until mom gets home*


You are my people.

Gonna make chicken noodle soup, curl up under a blankef and watch price is right

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



It's spring break op

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Gonna watch some Quincy reruns on a local UHF channel.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm going home to deliver some much needed sass to some real grumpy gusses on the intenret

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