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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-from-2002/177186020


i know we aren't supposed to post news stories without content or whatever but I feel like everyone would need to hear this. This dude rented Freddy Got Fingered on VHS 15 years ago from some mom and pop video rental store, and never returned it. He was pulled over for speeding, and the cops then pointed out there was a warrant for his arrest for his failure to return this video. He was arrested, and his trial is coming soon to a courthouse near you

here is Tom Green playing a sausage piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you could've at least posted the 10-hour version of the sausage scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
North Carolina man is is climbing the rankings, but he's going to have to up his game if he's ever going to catch Florida man.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Remember when Tom Green made a PG cut of this movie and it was like 5 minutes long

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

Remember when Tom Green made a PG cut of this movie and it was like 5 minutes long

no

Ramulack
Oct 12, 2009
Remember renting videos.

The good old days, let me tell you.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

symbolic posted:

you could've at least posted the 10-hour version of the sausage scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc

Only 2000's kids will remember this

http://kuukunen.net/flash/other/Sausagey.swf

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
What is this, fark?

At least get the facts of the story from your link right. He was pulled over for a broken taillight, not speeding, and the cups realized it was ridiculous so he wasn't arrested, just told to come to the station after work.

I miss video rentals. Every mom and pop rental place started out with lots of regular videos and a few porns in the back, and within a year was 95% porn.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

That's worse than five kids

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

criscodisco posted:

What is this, fark?

At least get the facts of the story from your link right. He was pulled over for a broken taillight, not speeding, and the cups realized it was ridiculous so he wasn't arrested, just told to come to the station after work.

I miss video rentals. Every mom and pop rental place started out with lots of regular videos and a few porns in the back, and within a year was 95% porn.

quote:

Meyers said the officers were very polite and professional. They let him take his daughter to school and go to work as long as he promised to turn himself into the police department later that day.

Meyers said he thought everything would get straightened out at the department. He was surprised when officers arrested him and then took him to the magistrate’s office.

“For the first time I got put in handcuffs,” said Meyers.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



white privilege

also back in the video rental days new releases cost the video rental places hundreds of dollars per copy so that's probably why the dumb law

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Man fingered in Freddy, NC

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Freddy got Fingered is a fine movie, I don't care what anyone says. :colbert:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Video Rental stores are awesome and it's like the only thing I miss from living in the suburbs. Downside: a good number of the dvds would skip :argh:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mad Monk posted:

Freddy got Fingered is a fine movie, I don't care what anyone says. :colbert:

It's funny as hell and liking it is a pretty good indicator that I'll get along w someone

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Tom Green should pay this guy's bail, IMO. It's the least he can do for his only fan.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
another criminal off the street, sleep safe north cakalacky goons

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

loving shakespeare man.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

It's funny as hell and liking it is a pretty good indicator that I'll get along w someone

You're ok with me BDBF.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Freddy Got Fingered is one of the funniest movies of all time.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
rip rip torn i love you you old drunk

pastorrich
Jun 7, 2008

Keep on truckin' like a novacane hurricane
I don't know if you've ~~seen this~~? but it is such a clever movie...

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm the backwards man.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I watch this movie more often than any movie in the Criterion Collection, aside from Repo Man.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
FGF is a real good movie

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

FIRST TIME posted:

How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for.

Because collection agencies aren't stupid enough to take on a $5 debt. The US government is happy to spend literally thousands of taxpayers money to put this dirty thief away though. :911:

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately?

Applewhite posted:

Tom Green should pay this guy's bail, IMO. It's the least he can do for his only fan.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've never seen it yet and teenage me thought Tom Green was funny at the time. Seems kind of weird I haven't seen it yet when I think about it. I even recall being somewhat excited about it. :shrug:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
His punishment should be being locked in a room without his smartphone and forced to watch Freddy got Fingered in its entirety on VHS.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

FIRST TIME posted:

How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for.

i was arrested on a warrant for "damaging a tire". turned out it was someone else and the tire's value was only $80, but you can be arrested for almost any crime iirc with very low monetary damages. the thing is most people dont bother actually going to a police station and filing a report so it seems odd when it does happen

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Freddy got fingered should be part of the criterion collection.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Didn't Tom green destroy a house for no reason as part of that movie just to spend more of the studio's money

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

LadyAmbien posted:

Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately?

If by "came to her senses" you mean dated Justin Long, I suppose so. I like Drew Barrymore, but she's made some very suspect dating choices.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
hey this is the movie in nooner's signature

the freddy got fingered fan club, of which he is the president, or so it claims

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

LadyAmbien posted:

Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately?

Was it the Chad?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

if you watch the video it says that when Tom Green called him he actually said "daddy would you like some sausage"
That is real

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
You have one bullet, in a room with Adam Sandler and Tom Green.
What do you do?

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Ebert wrote: "Seeing Tom Green reminded me, as how could it not, of his movie Freddy Got Fingered, which was so poorly received by the film critics that it received only one lonely, apologetic positive review on the Tomatometer. I gave it—let's see—zero stars. Bad movie, especially the scene where Green was whirling the newborn infant around his head by its umbilical cord. But the thing is, I remember Freddy Got Fingered more than a year later. I refer to it sometimes. It is a milestone. And for all its sins, it was at least an ambitious movie, a go-for-broke attempt to accomplish something. It failed, but it has not left me convinced that Tom Green doesn't have good work in him. Anyone with his nerve and total lack of taste is sooner or later going to make a movie worth seeing."[18]

I lol'd just reading this part here so yah I think Mr Ebert is a wee bit out of touch

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