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http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-from-2002/177186020 i know we aren't supposed to post news stories without content or whatever but I feel like everyone would need to hear this. This dude rented Freddy Got Fingered on VHS 15 years ago from some mom and pop video rental store, and never returned it. He was pulled over for speeding, and the cops then pointed out there was a warrant for his arrest for his failure to return this video. He was arrested, and his trial is coming soon to a courthouse near you here is Tom Green playing a sausage piano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:40 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:14 |
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you could've at least posted the 10-hour version of the sausage scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:41 |
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North Carolina man is is climbing the rankings, but he's going to have to up his game if he's ever going to catch Florida man.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:44 |
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How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:45 |
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Remember when Tom Green made a PG cut of this movie and it was like 5 minutes long
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:46 |
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EugeneJ posted:Remember when Tom Green made a PG cut of this movie and it was like 5 minutes long no
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:46 |
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Remember renting videos. The good old days, let me tell you.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:46 |
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symbolic posted:you could've at least posted the 10-hour version of the sausage scene Only 2000's kids will remember this http://kuukunen.net/flash/other/Sausagey.swf
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:54 |
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What is this, fark? At least get the facts of the story from your link right. He was pulled over for a broken taillight, not speeding, and the cups realized it was ridiculous so he wasn't arrested, just told to come to the station after work. I miss video rentals. Every mom and pop rental place started out with lots of regular videos and a few porns in the back, and within a year was 95% porn.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:58 |
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That's worse than five kids
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:02 |
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criscodisco posted:What is this, fark? quote:Meyers said the officers were very polite and professional. They let him take his daughter to school and go to work as long as he promised to turn himself into the police department later that day.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:05 |
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white privilege also back in the video rental days new releases cost the video rental places hundreds of dollars per copy so that's probably why the dumb law
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:08 |
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Man fingered in Freddy, NC
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:13 |
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Freddy got Fingered is a fine movie, I don't care what anyone says.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:15 |
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Video Rental stores are awesome and it's like the only thing I miss from living in the suburbs. Downside: a good number of the dvds would skip
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:15 |
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Mad Monk posted:Freddy got Fingered is a fine movie, I don't care what anyone says. It's funny as hell and liking it is a pretty good indicator that I'll get along w someone
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:16 |
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Tom Green should pay this guy's bail, IMO. It's the least he can do for his only fan.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:17 |
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another criminal off the street, sleep safe north cakalacky goons
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:21 |
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DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? loving shakespeare man.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:25 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:It's funny as hell and liking it is a pretty good indicator that I'll get along w someone You're ok with me BDBF.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:28 |
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Freddy Got Fingered is one of the funniest movies of all time.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:28 |
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rip rip torn i love you you old drunk
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:29 |
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I don't know if you've ~~seen this~~? but it is such a clever movie...
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:30 |
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I'm the backwards man.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:34 |
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I watch this movie more often than any movie in the Criterion Collection, aside from Repo Man.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:37 |
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FGF is a real good movie
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:00 |
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FIRST TIME posted:How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for. Because collection agencies aren't stupid enough to take on a $5 debt. The US government is happy to spend literally thousands of taxpayers money to put this dirty thief away though.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:03 |
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Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately?Applewhite posted:Tom Green should pay this guy's bail, IMO. It's the least he can do for his only fan.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:03 |
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:05 |
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I've never seen it yet and teenage me thought Tom Green was funny at the time. Seems kind of weird I haven't seen it yet when I think about it. I even recall being somewhat excited about it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:08 |
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His punishment should be being locked in a room without his smartphone and forced to watch Freddy got Fingered in its entirety on VHS.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:20 |
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FIRST TIME posted:How the gently caress is this even a criminal matter? This is what collection agencies are for. i was arrested on a warrant for "damaging a tire". turned out it was someone else and the tire's value was only $80, but you can be arrested for almost any crime iirc with very low monetary damages. the thing is most people dont bother actually going to a police station and filing a report so it seems odd when it does happen
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:26 |
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Freddy got fingered should be part of the criterion collection.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:33 |
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Didn't Tom green destroy a house for no reason as part of that movie just to spend more of the studio's money
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:37 |
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LadyAmbien posted:Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately? If by "came to her senses" you mean dated Justin Long, I suppose so. I like Drew Barrymore, but she's made some very suspect dating choices.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:38 |
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hey this is the movie in nooner's signature the freddy got fingered fan club, of which he is the president, or so it claims
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:40 |
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LadyAmbien posted:Remember when Drew Barrymore married Tom Green and then came to her senses almost immediately? Was it the Chad?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:42 |
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if you watch the video it says that when Tom Green called him he actually said "daddy would you like some sausage" That is real
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:45 |
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You have one bullet, in a room with Adam Sandler and Tom Green. What do you do?
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:48 |
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quote:Ebert wrote: "Seeing Tom Green reminded me, as how could it not, of his movie Freddy Got Fingered, which was so poorly received by the film critics that it received only one lonely, apologetic positive review on the Tomatometer. I gave it—let's see—zero stars. Bad movie, especially the scene where Green was whirling the newborn infant around his head by its umbilical cord. But the thing is, I remember Freddy Got Fingered more than a year later. I refer to it sometimes. It is a milestone. And for all its sins, it was at least an ambitious movie, a go-for-broke attempt to accomplish something. It failed, but it has not left me convinced that Tom Green doesn't have good work in him. Anyone with his nerve and total lack of taste is sooner or later going to make a movie worth seeing."[18] I lol'd just reading this part here so yah I think Mr Ebert is a wee bit out of touch
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