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my uber driver pulled up in a benz just as i finished my smoke and i crushed it and opened the door like a badass he was waering leather gloves and was bald and jacked he didnt say aynthing to me just floored it was going 140 on the highway.
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NihilismNow posted:I never rate anything the top grade. Out of 5 stars 4 is the best anyone will ever get from me, because 5 suggests perfection. With Uber though, if someone gets 50% 5 stars and 50% 4 stars they will be deactivated quickly. A 4.5 average is far too low for them. 4.69 means you get deactivated. Uber is hosed up but that's what their ratings actually mean.
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Minimalist Program posted:HAha 5. *mugs jocularly at the camera*
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:thanks, dwight What the gently caress is that supposed to mean, sandra. I'm rating your post a 2. Not very nice but could be worse.
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ghostter posted:my uber driver pulled up in a benz just as i finished my smoke and i crushed it and opened the door like a badass he was waering leather gloves and was bald and jacked he didnt say aynthing to me just floored it was going 140 on the highway. try being more like this guy you stupid fag
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NihilismNow posted:I never rate anything the top grade. Out of 5 stars 4 is the best anyone will ever get from me, because 5 suggests perfection. I bet you don't tip either
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EugeneJ posted:The guy who killed a bunch of people had a 4.73 rating: hmmm, yes it is a good idea to let a computer fire people automatically based on an arbitrary number. thats not going to frustrate anyone, especially the type of people that need to do Uber in the first place
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Mar 24, 2016 19:00
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op all this means is you need to enlist friends or acquaintances to game the gently caress out of this lovely system instead of wallowing in self-pity on gbs
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Mar 24, 2016 19:00
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Man Whore posted:I bet you don't tip either I usually don't. But that is because i live in a country where tipping is not all that common and servers make a living wage any way.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:01
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ghostter posted:try being more like this guy you stupid fag HEY!
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Mar 24, 2016 19:02
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NihilismNow posted:I usually don't. But that is because i live in a country where tipping is not all that common and servers make a living wage any way. Canada?
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Canada? must be somewhere else, servers definitely dont make a living wage here in canada
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Mar 24, 2016 19:04
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Just sign up for another account with a different e-mail address.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Canada? Netherlands. They make at least $10 a hour (minimum wage) but in most cases probably closer to $15. They certainly don't make less than your average warehouse employee or cleaner who don't get tips either no matter how well they clean.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:06
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At least you still have AirB&B to fall back on, OP.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:08
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Airborne Viking posted:Just sign up for another account with a different e-mail address. You give your social security # for them to run background checks on you before you start driving.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:09
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I took an uber for the first time this weekend, it was ok, but my driver was an old guy and he kinda started to go on a racist diatribe which was weird. But we made it to the destination in a timely manner and didn't have to deal with parking
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Mar 24, 2016 19:10
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One time my Uber driver parked across the street from my house instead of under the porte cochère and I'm like, no, I'm across the street where the big sign with the address on your phone is and he insisted that he couldn't go across the street and I would have to come meet him. I gave him 1 star, I hope he was deactivated, what an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:15
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if you make an uber account using a card that's about to expire or that you cancel before you book your first ride then your first ride is free but it won't let you book any more until you make a new account this also works if you use one of those visa anywhere gift cards and then empty it or whatever beforehand
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Three Olives posted:One time my Uber driver parked across the street from my house instead of under the porte cochère and I'm like, no, I'm across the street where the big sign with the address on your phone is and he insisted that he couldn't go across the street and I would have to come meet him. lol what's the matter, spend so much money on your condo that you can't afford your own car?
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Mar 24, 2016 19:17
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That guy may have been racist but he had to deal with the traffic around Greenville and not me so rated him a 5
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Mar 24, 2016 19:18
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I can't tip the Uber driver so the rating system is the only way I have power over the driver. I'm too beta to be confrontational
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Mar 24, 2016 19:18
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if you make an uber account using a card that's about to expire or that you cancel before you book your first ride then your first ride is free I'll try this when I get ubered cross country. Also who want to test the theory of just activating an account creating afake customer and doing this accross country to get uber to pay you. I'm going to try it. Will report back next week.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:21
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i rate any driver who speaks to me an instant 1
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Mar 24, 2016 19:24
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just sign up with a different email address thats what i do when im banned
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Mar 24, 2016 19:27
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olin posted:You give your social security # for them to run background checks on you before you start driving. Have a friend sign up, then drive under that name. Uber doesn't have any clue as to who is actually driving for them.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:27
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I only ever voted a driver lower than 5 one time and that's because he was ranting about Jews, the Chinese, biblical prophecies, and "Obongo".
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Mar 24, 2016 19:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I only ever voted a driver lower than 5 one time and that's because he was ranting about Jews, the Chinese, biblical prophecies, and "Obongo". I hear that's pretty much the only reason any Uber driver is rated less than 5.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:39
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I'm gonna throw a cinder block at the OPs car 
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Mar 24, 2016 19:47
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hope your company fails you scab
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Mar 24, 2016 19:49
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What happens if you take an Uber and then don't rate the driver? Do they harass you like ebay with emails to rate people?
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Mar 24, 2016 19:49
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The last time I took an Uber car the driver had covered the entire dashboard in scented candles and the glare from the flickering flames made it impossible to see out the windshield and the smell was so bad I started to puke and couldn't stop puking constantly until we reached my destination. Also he stopped suddenly and several candles fell into my lap, scalding my genitals with hot wax. I rated him a 4.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:51
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I rated your thread a 1, maybe Lowtax will deactivate your account.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:53
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Uber is good, I'm glad for it Once automated cars are a "thing" no one will be exploited
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Mar 24, 2016 19:59
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Once automated cars are a "thing" no one will be exploited No, we will just rate automated cars as a 3 or lower as theres no one to talk to on the ride.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:00
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One time I took an uber ride but the driver was so fat he took up both the front seats and also he farted continuously.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:00
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Gonna copy this business model except it will be named Boober and only hot chicks can drive for me.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:02
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EngineerSean posted:Gonna copy this business model except it will be named Boober and only hot chicks can drive for me. I will invest $1000
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Applewhite posted:One time I took an uber ride but the driver was so fat he took up both the front seats and also he farted continuously. you're the dickass who rated me a 2 aren't you 
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Applewhite posted:lol what's the matter, spend so much money on your condo that you can't afford your own car? TO has a black man open the door for him at his condo's entrance. Of course he wouldn't walk across the street to get in a cab
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