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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Rejected Campbell's Soup Taglines
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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
welcome to soup

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Kids will love new Chicken and Sharts!

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
trapped in can factory etc

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"smithys barnyard bisque"

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"sour flakes"

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 "Campbell's most recent bowel movement"

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
"Cream of Afterbirth"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"No Soup For You!"

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
"Cajun Scabs"

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"Now with less lead!"

"We swear, we don't know what went wrong with the last batch!"

"Now racially pure!"

"Exclamation point!"

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Opossum Innards and Rice "They're just as good the next day"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Instructions for tin can phone on back"

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"softened edge crust"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Give the Devil his Due!"

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"soup up your life, with soup!"

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
golden monkey milk

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Soupier Soup*

*New and improved

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Arbeit Macht Soup"

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 "Liquefied remains of holocaust victims"

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"Incest is morally wrong and a short path to birth defects."

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Abandon Soup all ye who enter here."

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
teal seal snot

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
All the cool kids eat "Sup Soup" :cool:

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
congealed tube sausage squeezings extra salt

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Guaranteed!"

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
thick and ropey!

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Now compliant with EU Campbellfication regulations!

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Tired of plain boiled water? Try soup!

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
"Alex Levert from Toronto, Canada"

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"alphabits 'just the k's!' "

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
"This soup!? Oh, God DAMMIT YES!"

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Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
 "gently caress MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY I'M SUCH A BAD NAUGHTY ROBOT."

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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Mordja posted:

"Alex Levert from Toronto, Canada"

STOP DOXING PEOPLE ON SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"CONTAINS NO SOUP"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Google futanari lol"

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Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com
"The 'S' in 'Soup' stands for Soup!"

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"spicy pasta bits'

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Cream of Mod*

*now with chunks of real moderator!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"www.lemonparty.org"

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"there's nothing funny about soup!"

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