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I've been tired all day because my phone would not shut up all night. Every 5 minutes another text or another call from women looking for the D. I used to respond to them telling them it's 4 am and I need to be at work in 3 hours but that always seemed like a challenge to these women. "Aren't I good at what I do?" Yes you are, but that's not going to pay my rent and if I get evicted I doubt your husband is going to be ok with me moving in. God drat dick fiends need to chill.
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"late night booty calls are annoying," said no one, ever.
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Mar 25, 2016 00:40
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I'll take the night shift friend. I care about your health and wellbeing
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Mar 25, 2016 00:40
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i kno when dat hotline bling
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Mar 25, 2016 00:41
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can you post a list of the mens names? i think that might be cathartic
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Mar 25, 2016 00:41
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hello yes this is booty
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Mar 25, 2016 00:42
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lol if you have social interactions
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Mar 25, 2016 00:43
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you could have just pm'd me no need for a callout thread
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Mar 25, 2016 00:43
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nah OP just nah
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Mar 25, 2016 00:44
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donkey salami posted:you could have just pm'd me no need for a callout thread Just please no booty calls past 12
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Mar 25, 2016 00:46
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haha yeah i hate those too haha *looks around nervously*
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Mar 25, 2016 00:48
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weird alternate universe thread you got here, op
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Mar 25, 2016 00:49
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this thread is kinda sexist if you think about it
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Never got a booty call but a girl really hosed up my door with a brick in the middle of the night when i wasnt answering the door
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Mar 25, 2016 00:51
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Enfield posted:hello yes this is booty
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dad gay. so what posted:can you post a list of the mens names? i think that might be cathartic
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Mar 25, 2016 00:52
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they must love your reeking balls
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Isaac posted:Never got a booty call but a girl really hosed up my door with a brick in the middle of the night when i wasnt answering the door you got a door? i thought you just had some corrugated metal roof material leaned up on the door hole
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Isaac posted:Never got a booty call but a girl really hosed up my door with a brick in the middle of the night when i wasnt answering the door lol at the "I know you're loving some one else!" Well of course you know, I told you from the start I'd be loving other people.
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Isaac posted:a girl really hosed up my door with a brick in the middle of the night when i wasnt answering the door probably revenge for bad sex lol
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jarofpiss posted:you got a door? i thought you just had some corrugated metal roof material leaned up on the door hole This was when i was in the city. Although thats a good desciption of my current situation.
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Mar 25, 2016 00:55
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This guy is the only bepis what can satisfy these wimminz. 
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Mar 25, 2016 00:56
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I hear ya op, it ain't easy fistin the bitches with handful of stitches. But I must reap what I sew.
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:"late night booty calls are annoying," said no one, ever. Says a guy that doesn't get late night booty calls. Sometimes we just wanna sleep.
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bruvs be4 luvs
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Isaac posted:This was when i was in the city. Although thats a good desciption of my current situation. are you tom hanks in castaway?
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Dubplate Fire posted:Says a guy that doesn't get late night booty calls. Sometimes we just wanna sleep. legit
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Mar 25, 2016 00:59
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i too am a haver of sex, 
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jarofpiss posted:are you tom hanks in castaway? Fuckin coconuts and poo poo lol.
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jarofpiss posted:are you tom hanks in castaway? Maybe. Ill get back to you
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Same but replace women with babies. And texting with crying. And booty with poopy.
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Dubplate Fire posted:Says a guy that doesn't get late night booty calls. Sometimes we just wanna sleep. Lol just lol if you wouldn't literally do anything for sex. I would unironically kill someone for good* sex. *halfway decent
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Im gonna view a pornograph
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Mar 25, 2016 01:14
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sex is for sinners
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Gaunab posted:sex is for sinners so is masturbation climate change 2016
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Mar 25, 2016 01:15
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another loving skylark thread?
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:Lol just lol if you wouldn't literally do anything for sex. I would unironically kill someone for good* sex. your age may be a factor here though keep in mind. usually testosterone goes down in your late 20's and significantly moreso if you're around crying babbys and stuff often. cortisol takes a toll unless you're already in shape. if you're a shut-in turbo virgin no chance havin goon then... welcome to Somethign Aweful, try not to kill anyone
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:your age may be a factor here though keep in mind. usually testosterone goes down in your late 20's and significantly moreso if you're around crying babbys and stuff often. cortisol takes a toll unless you're already in shape. if you're a shut-in turbo virgin no chance havin goon then... welcome to Somethign Aweful, try not to kill anyone Actually, testosterone peaks in your early 30s. It's just that you're jaded.
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I don't get booty calls. Can a goon pm me one so i can pretend? Thanks in advance!
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Mar 25, 2016 01:30
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You're gay op shut the gently caress idiot
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Heywood Jablowme called
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