[LEGIT] Post a picture of your dad in here, no fakes

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A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

Anchors posted:

dad dead. so what

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:16

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:48

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

the joke angle on this thread is sublime by the way and if you don't get it you are on probably on the butt end of the joke

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:34

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Shaquin posted:

the joke angle on this thread is sublime by the way and if you don't get it you are on probably on the butt end of the joke

you are taking this poo poo way too serious

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:36

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

*14 page treatise on the posting dynamics of GBS*

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:36

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:39

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Anderron Shi posted:

you are taking this poo poo way too serious

haha im not discoursing on the goon codex and fyad joke lore here i just think you can have a thread that is sincere and also funny

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:41

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Shaquin posted:

haha im not discoursing on the goon codex and fyad joke lore here i just think you can have a thread that is sincere and also funny

just support are troops and keep positng comrade

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:41

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i wish I had a posting dad who could have taught me how to post properly so I wouldn't be on the butt end of threadjokes )^'=

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:42

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Gatekeeper posted:

i wish I had a posting dad who could have taught me how to post properly so I wouldn't be on the butt end of threadjokes )^'=

Don't worry, it's not a particularly good joke.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:44

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

The father of GBS.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:53

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

i dont have a dad

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:25

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:33

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:45

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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:47

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Shaquin posted:

the joke angle on this thread is sublime by the way and if you don't get it you are on probably on the butt end of the joke

Shaquin posted:

haha im not discoursing on the goon codex and fyad joke lore here i just think you can have a thread that is sincere and also funny

Shaquin posted:

I can not express to you how much I miss that man. He was second generation Polish catholic and had a hell of a youth himself but he was the most down to earth, honest, hard working sort of man. And he was just about the funniest person I've ever known. My whole family is loving hilarious honestly.

Shaquin posted:

Heres my dad round about the time I was living in texas for a spell a couple years back. There's a buncha framed ones of him trussed up for bull riding when he was younger which he did from about the age of 16 to when I was one or so and my moms made him quit lol so just about 11 years of it

A real rear end cowboy through and through and I certainly wish I'd found a similar bravado without wasting many years of my youth as an idiot pot head before taking a more serious turn but thats what youth is for in this soft rear end day and age I guess. He's intensely smart, both of my parents are, and despite his rough exterior he is incredibly knowledgeable about the wildest obscure poo poo. A master welder by trade he's worked his whole life as a roughneck, and he gets most of his pleasure out of being an outdoorman polymath, a lot of which he passed on to me, though its taken a long time for me to come back to it on account of the hippy phase.

He was a good dad and when my folks split I was old enough to understand it was best for the both of em. He's always done his best and just fine by me.

Raising a Coors to the redneck bastard right now. Love you pops.

Shaquin posted:

I gotta dig. My father's a literal cowboy who eschews technology in it's entirety so I've not much in the way of digital stuff. I'll have to get the albums out or find my old phone. Edit-

Heres my grandfather in the interim and I hope that's not too far off topic cause I sure did love the hell out of the man. He drove semis most of his life after the Navy, survived a brain tumor in his youth, raised three great kids, and was a Hostess driver for the nineteen years I knew him and I'll be damned if that wasn't just one of the coolest jobs for a grandfather to have. There was just an actual snack cake armory at my grandparents house.

Shaquin posted:

synthy I know thats your real dad because of some remembrance of something where you were posting that and its true and i dont know how a yad vet like yourself would take this but thanks for the thread man, I got kind of a nice heartfelt lift after typing some of that stuff out.

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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:53

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

The father of GBS.

no, that's the son of gbs.

gbs gay. so what

e: I've always felt this was the case, dg.sw is the product of gbs ergo gbs is the gay dad. but so what? v. profound stuff imo

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:06

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Carmant posted:

get fucin banned

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:07

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Gatekeeper posted:

no, that's the son of gbs.

gbs gay. so what

e: I've always felt this was the case, dg.sw is the product of gbs ergo gbs is the gay dad. but so what? v. profound stuff imo

Good point. Just as the GOP created Trump.... GBS created dad gay. so what

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:32

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

lot of really cool dad pics ITT

i don't think i have any pics of my dad or if i would be comfortable posting them but i look a lot like him so i could just draw a self portrait of myself todaynwith some long late 70's hair and it would be fairly close

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:36

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

Shaquin posted:

I gotta dig. My father's a literal cowboy who eschews technology in it's entirety so I've not much in the way of digital stuff. I'll have to get the albums out or find my old phone. Edit-

Heres my grandfather in the interim and I hope that's not too far off topic cause I sure did love the hell out of the man. He drove semis most of his life after the Navy, survived a brain tumor in his youth, raised three great kids, and was a Hostess driver for the nineteen years I knew him and I'll be damned if that wasn't just one of the coolest jobs for a grandfather to have. There was just an actual snack cake armory at my grandparents house.

That is some amazing hair.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:49

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

This is my Dad, and I miss him a lot. There are a lot of cool Dads in this thread and it gave me feelings so now I'm going to go cry for a bit.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:56

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

on the real tip though, I have this challenge coin from my fathers' time spent in the army. i carry it everywhere i go, it's a nice token to have, just the right size and weight to serve as a memento. if time permits later i'll dig out some of his old photos from that time.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:13

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:19

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

LadyAmbien posted:

This is my Dad, and I miss him a lot. There are a lot of cool Dads in this thread and it gave me feelings so now I'm going to go cry for a bit.

That's a good moustache dad. I don't have any pictures of my dad on my phone but just picture a 70s giant hair, grizzly Adams beard sitting on a Moto guzzi at sturgis 76

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:27

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

real dad no fake

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:29

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Where his feets?!

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:33

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

scott zoloft posted:

real dad no fake

Your dad has got that wise guy 1920s mafia vibe going on and that's tight as hell. Are you Italian?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:36

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scott zoloft posted:

real dad no fake

Your dad has most definitely killed a guy with piano wire at some point in his life.

Rad

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:39

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

nah. you can't see it well, but he's also rocking a wicked long ponytail. he still does but with much less hair in the front.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:41

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

scott zoloft posted:

real dad no fake

gotta see more of this dad

edit: would like to see less of that kid hes begrudgingly holding

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:50

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Well here goes. My Dad was the best person I've ever known. He was born old and I was born stupid so we never got along. However, it did not escape my notice that he was a super supportive, hyper-responsible father that would do anything for me (except put up with my smart-rear end mouth). He died in 2008. I had been thinking about telling him about how proud I was of him and thanking him for all of the things he taught me. It was just too awkward for me to get up the guts to tell him what should have been said. I never got around to it and then he kicked off.

Lesson: I really hosed this up. It is, BY FAR, my biggest regret in life. Nothing else even remotely comes close. If there are any goons out there who have an awkward relationship with a loved one but still really admire and love them, you best get to steppin. Don't be a completely worthless, stupid dick like me.

I'll try to find some pictures of him to post tomorrow.

Humor part: He died on the shitter.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:56

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

gotta see more of this dad

edit: would like to see less of that kid hes begrudgingly holding

baby scotty's here to stay.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:01

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Cantaloupe posted:

your dad is dee eight?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:14

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:19

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

My dad loves drinking sherry. Anyone else's dad do that?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:36

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

my dad is a dead gay dad. so no. dead dad crew: what was it like when ur dad went from alive to dead? mine was 48 and i think i'll always feel like i didn't take the opportunity to learn more from him and spend time together. at the end i was his other caretaker (the first being my mother) but by then he couldn't even speak or move so yeah

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:42