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Imagine that big, beak-like nose just pounding into your clit.
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Imagine that big, beak-like nose just pounding into your clit. brb joining a convent (not really though)
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sluggo is mad posted:you should stick your dick in crazy at least once, it's pretty awesome until she kills your pets, maybe don't have any pets you like If you're crazier it works out fine cuz then you're killing her pets or leaving him to die in the woods. But if you're both equally crazy then things can go in odd directions. Just remember that when the Donald's border wall is completed it's going to be much harder to lay low in Mexico!!!
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Mar 25, 2016 16:04
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Axel Serenity posted:not just with a lawsuit from Cruz but the women as well. You really think Cruz is going to sue? He's probably ecstatic that somebody thinks he could have sex with somebody besides his wife when she wants a baby.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:10
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Imagine that big, beak-like nose just pounding into your clit. somehow the idea of me having a clit is not the most unsettling part of this image
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Mar 25, 2016 16:11
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Leon Einstein posted:Show me an example of that. You're thinking of the Weekly World News. The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top.  The second was, as indicated by the brackets, my own words hyperbolizing the crazy poo poo they spew. So, let's look at crazy poo poo the enquirer has said, without going too far down the rabbit hole. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ellen-cloning-herself/ Accusing someone of what is basically a crime (cloning research is strictly controlled and I think it's illegal to clone people at this point.)  Japan attacks with weather weapon, aliens in a toilet, bionic tits, I don't even know how else to describe this. I give up. If you trust the enquirer, more power to you. Is it true? Maybe. Something something monkeys, something something typewriters.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:13
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loquacius posted:somehow the idea of me having a clit is not the most unsettling part of this image Every man has a clit, it's just hard to find.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:13
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dog buttz posted:You really think Cruz is going to sue? He's probably ecstatic that somebody thinks he could have sex with somebody besides his wife when she wants a baby. I dunno, man. Having sex with a squash isn't the strangest fetish these forums have read about.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:14
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pervy ted lol
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Mar 25, 2016 16:14
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Krispy Kareem posted:Hillary's health has been in the tabloids for awhile. All they need to do is find a doctor who will say, based on X symptoms - what's the worst case scenario. "6 months to live? Run with it!". Also, the headline usually has little to do with the story. The actual story is usually fairly mundane. I would bet they interviewed a doctor, who never treated Hillary, who stated "IF" she had said disease she "would" possibly be dead in six months. Headlines are the old clickbait and it's been a staple of the tabloids for decades, the stories are where they watch their p's and q's.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:14
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top. I fail to see the problem.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:15
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Would Cruz's nose work better straight-on or maybe like a reverse cowgirl so you can really feel that hook in there?
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Mar 25, 2016 16:16
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ellen-cloning-herself/ Apparently you didn't read the article, then, because the headline wordplay is exactly what I was talking about. Ellen's "clone" in this case means she's searching for a younger comedic talent to teach in her brand of standup, not an actual clone. That's where they get you and how they aren't sued all the time: the headlines rarely mean what the actual article says.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:17
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Tjat Japanese shapeship needs to gently caress off and leave Hawaii alone!
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ellen-cloning-herself/ I'm not sure you understand what libel is because no one was accused of any crimes in that article at all. Earwicker fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 16:18
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top. The issue is they've broken political sex scandals like this before and turned out to be correct.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:19
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:I give up. If you trust the enquirer, more power to you.
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top. No, it's not the Ted Cruz cover, the Cruz cover's has a story below about reality TV Blake somebody screwing women. The other Enquirer cover posted of the 1970's or 80's (ETA - or actually it's just the old masthead, I didn't even bother to look closely to see it's a total spoof) was a very different publication. The Enquirer went through some fairly major lawsuits about 30 years ago for poo poo they published as a result of that (and being bought out/ changing ownership) they radically changed their tactics. Their headlines are misleading poo poo, but the stories (which I'm guessing you've probably never read, and I'm not blaming you) are different matters entirely. I actually know someone who worked as fact checker for the publication about ten years ago - they were very serious about the matter and employed an army of checkers. I'd say the Enquirer doesn't even publish a fraction of the dirt they have or are aware of just due to rear end covering and caution. Check out my custom title - someone bought that for me when MJ died because I dared say Michael Jackson was a child molester and linked from some National Enquirer and Vanity Fair stories. They were outraged I would believe such sources because no way MJ loved little boys! BunnySkull fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 16:20
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top. lol @ that second pic, im a retarded fuckup and even I can tell that's not an actual enquirer cover e: or  I guess, ironic "pfft enquirer  " post? my brain is fragile please be kind
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Mar 25, 2016 16:25
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Crosspost from D&D
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:
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Mar 25, 2016 16:33
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I don't care how trustworthy (or not) your sources are, I don't think you will ever convince me that this man has had consensual sex.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:37
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Windows 98 posted:I don't care how trustworthy (or not) your sources are, I don't think you will ever convince me that this mad has had consensual sex. Don't sign your posts
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Mar 25, 2016 16:48
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i think the most surprising fact is that they found people who could stand to be around cruz at all. before this it seemed that every single person he had ever met disliked him to some degree.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:52
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These women are heroes. They had sex with Cruz specifically to ruin his campaign and save the US of A from his presidency. Imagine forcing yourself to see that face contort when he lets a single drop of cum hit your ankle. Goddamn heroes is what they are.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:58
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just think, whenever you have sex ted cruz might be hiding in your closet and masturbating
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Mar 25, 2016 17:02
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Hm. Guess maybe I should actually read the articles. (HAHAHAHAHAHA no.)
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Mar 25, 2016 17:07
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 You are now mentally picturing Ted Cruz's orgasm face.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:08
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 Quoting so people will see this.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:11
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As long as it isn't men, I'm ok with this
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:The first one was literally on the cover of (i think) the same issue that has a Ted Cruz banner across the top. lmao this is what franco wants gbs to turn back into
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Mar 25, 2016 17:14
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lol best primary ever.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:29
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Ted Cruz is fuckin fine rear end (half)Nubian pussy? Kill me now.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:34
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 i assumed his nose was a liability but perhaps it is an asset??? in a 69 his humpty nose would tickle your rear I bet
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Mar 25, 2016 17:38
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I can not stand it any longer, I am the sixth person Ted Cruz had an affair with. He came over to Ireland here one time, got me drunk on alcopops and took my cherry that same night. So when can I appear on CNN?
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Mar 25, 2016 17:39
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Ted Cruz is gonna cry big alligator tears and make the adulterer face for the camera This election rules.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:50
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ted cruz looks like a failed female-to-male tranny. or maybe the other way around, i don't know. he looks weird
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Mar 25, 2016 17:51
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Gobblecoque posted:ted cruz looks like a failed female-to-male tranny. or maybe the other way around, i don't know. he looks weird He looks like every butch lesbian I've ever known
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