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It would be amusing if this backfires and turns into a Clinton where Cruz ends up beloved for getting side action and being a smoothing operator.
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Hm. Guess maybe I should actually read the articles.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:00 |
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some nerd has sex and suddenly gbs is in an uproar? color me shocked
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:02 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:04 |
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Gatts posted:It would be amusing if this backfires and turns into a Clinton where Cruz ends up beloved for getting side action and being a smoothing operator. Why does everyone keep saying this? Not happening. Cruz is a vicious rodent who lords his morality over everyone. No-one likes him. Any excuse to shame and belittle this dirtbag will be welcomed, even by people usually above this sort of muck.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:05 |
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Man even ted cruz is getting more action than me I seriously need to change my lifestyle this poo poo is completely unacceptable.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:06 |
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Gatts posted:It would be amusing if this backfires and turns into a Clinton where Cruz ends up beloved for getting side action and being a smoothing operator. It would but it won't The people who wanted to tattoo a red "A" on Clinton's forehead and send him to literal adultery jail are the same people who have been voting for Cruz
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:08 |
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Hell yeah, Teddy lad, pound that booty!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:09 |
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Ted Cruz gets strange on side, but doesn't want us to get strange on side. Bad. Trump probably cheated like a billion times, but if you get strange on side he gives you high five. Good.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:11 |
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Lyin' Cheatin' Ted
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:14 |
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Ted in bed
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:17 |
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Cruzin for poosay
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:19 |
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Bernie on the street, Ted in the sheets
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:19 |
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BunnySkull posted:Trump is a master troll, he hired one of Cruz's former ho's, Katrina Pierson, as one of his spokeholes. He's basically been taunting Cruz by putting her on CNN for months. LOL. No wonder Cruz kept his mouth shut about Trump for so long, he was being not-so-subtly threatened by Kate Pierson's visage on TV all the time. Holy poo poo if this is true
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:22 |
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Is ted cruz the one everyome thinks is the zodiac killer for some reason?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:25 |
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Interesting, a story coming out about Cruz super PAC donating half a mil to Carly Fiorina's campaign. Apparently one of the six Cruz sex having women worked for Fiorina. (ETA: It was Flores, who worked as a Fiorina deputy campaign manager. God the amount of his ho's who have used this as leverage to get jobs at other campaigns or as "experts" on CNN is goddamned hilarious. Cruz must have been sweating bullets for months.) Reeks of hush money. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...48315&tid=ss_tw What I never understand is how presidential campaigns think they could keep these stories under wraps. It if was ONE woman, maybe, but three, four, five, six..women? No loving way. BunnySkull fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Mar 25, 2016 |
# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:26 |
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only five? this man doesn't deserve to be president, if you're gonna be an adulterer you gotta bring your A-game son
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:26 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:
i'll do you one better:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:28 |
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Philosopher King posted:Is ted cruz the one everyome thinks is the zodiac killer for some reason? Ain't no thinking about it, he is the zodiac killer.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:29 |
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Heidi Cruz looks kind of like the mom from That 70s Show
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:29 |
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Is Cruzes wife hot like trumps?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:30 |
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https://twitter.com/Vicious2707/status/713395958445252609?s=09 welp
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:31 |
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Darth123123 posted:Is Cruzes wife hot like trumps? No, trump called her ugly on twitter and Ted got really peeved
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:31 |
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politicians getting side action is not really news but it is when you are the "evangelical" candidate who just got in a twitter fight over your wife with trump lol what a ballass i know cruz is gonna deny it up and down but its gonna follow him for sure
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:32 |
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Darth123123 posted:Is Cruzes wife hot like trumps? She more hot in the Stepford Wife type of way
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:33 |
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Darth123123 posted:Is Cruzes wife hot like trumps? Dude I just painted you a word picture, she is basically Kitty from That 70s Show with an updated hairstyle
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:33 |
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he's a family guy
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:34 |
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loquacius posted:Dude I just painted you a word picture, she is basically Kitty from That 70s Show with an updated hairstyle Would stick my dick in one of these womens.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:35 |
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etalian posted:She more hot in the Stepford Wife type of way Goldman Wife
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:39 |
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Young Freud posted:True, but this whole loving election season has been some hosed-up Twilight Zone bullshit, where we talking about various Republican candidates penis sizes on the mainstream news and the front-runner has been a multi-marriage adulterer who bragged about his daughter's attractiveness by bring up his desire to have sex with her. Trump better win so we can head towards our glorious future
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:39 |
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re: heidi cruz she's batshit. can't stump the trump!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:41 |
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I figured ted would be more along the lines of BBL gimp, poop/abdl, or good ol c&b torture. He always had the look of 'im smiling, but i just pooped and/or touched myself' half frown.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:41 |
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WaryWarren posted:re: heidi cruz So, is this the bombshell about Heidi Cruz or did Trump have to drop the infidelity bomb earlier than expected?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:47 |
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I feel that if I were a Presidential Candidate and Texan Senator that I could have more affairs with better women than Cruz did
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:48 |
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WaryWarren posted:re: heidi cruz Rude. This seems like a perfectly normal reaction to waking up one day and realizing you're married to Ted Cruz.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:49 |
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Ted Cruz's wife looks like a busted Kathryn Hahn
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:49 |
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So our boy's got game? Good for him. Can't wait for President Trump. Gonna be 8 awesome years of world class trolling.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:53 |
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PuppiesAndKitties posted:brb joining a convent you know that man is a mad pussy eating goblin. He aint afraid to eat his own boogers so I'm sure he loves to lick and nibble.
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