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so after a few secret morning wines, a little jfk, and a quick nap, i noticed there are 2 overwhelming themes in GBS this morning, however, they may have conflicting results and should therefore be put to a vote so as not to offend potential readers and cause drama. 1) honey i shrunk the kids the first obvious thread subject (since the mods passive aggressively closed its predicessor [sic]) expands on the theme of what one might say to describe the fact that they have passed gas, or "farted". the premise would be that "honey, i shrunk the kids" would be the best way to describe this process. 2) scroll bar the second potential idea, though troublesome, would be that of a new service and the establishment of a "scroll bar" where one would be able to enjoy a tankard of mead while reading one of the many ancient scrolls provided in the bars conservatory. a librbary of sorts, yet with the added benefit of a social gathering place where people could freely discuss the knowledge they gain from the scrolls. the premise would obviously be the description and discussion of how such a "scroll bar" might operate. i leave it to you, gentle goons, to decide and may god have mercy on your souls. selah.
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FIRST (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 25, 2016 16:45
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DUDE a tankard of mead sounds so good right now.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:46
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You're forgetting the 3rd poll option: How many women did Ted Cruz rape?
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Mar 25, 2016 16:48
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Windows 98 posted:You're forgetting the 3rd poll option: How many women did Ted Cruz rape? sorry, but i dont "do" political threads. feel free to post your own, though
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Mar 25, 2016 16:49
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there would have to be two different types of a innkeepers there, the first kind can give you the ale and then the other kind is allowed to touch the scrolls
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Mar 25, 2016 16:50
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Scrolls and alcohol sounds like a recipe for an accidental curse. Then you'll be saying "Honey, I shrunk the kids!" but it won't be a euphemism for passing gas; instead, you will will mean it literally.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:51
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drunkelberger posted:there would have to be two different types of a innkeepers there, the first kind can give you the ale and then the other kind is allowed to touch the scrolls i assume you are referring to the "honey, i shrunk the kids scenario" however, this thread is not to contribute to the potential topics, but rather to decide the direction of discourse in future threads through an orderly vote. a simple "yay" or "nay" will suffice. thank you for your interest.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:53
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my term for farting is 'i made a dad gay post.'
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Mar 25, 2016 16:53
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Moltke posted:Scrolls and alcohol sounds like a recipe for an accidental curse. Then you'll be saying "Honey, I shrunk the kids!" but it won't be a euphemism for passing gas; instead, you will will mean it literally. touche
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Mar 25, 2016 16:54
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Mar 25, 2016 16:58
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so far it looks like gbs sentiment is leaning towards the creation of the inspiring thread about how "honey, i shrunk the kids" is the proper euphamism for flatulence. will this popular subject become the victor? only time will tell.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:05
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shrinking kids is pretty much the only reason i get out of bed in the morning
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Mar 25, 2016 17:06
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my feet are really swollen. I've been spending a lot of time sitting in a chair every day during my intensive outpatient therapy, and instead of actual sneAkers/shoes I walk around manhattan in moccasins. do you think the two are related?
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Mar 25, 2016 17:06
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Gatekeeper posted:my feet are really swollen. I've been spending a lot of time sitting in a chair every day during my intensive outpatient therapy, and instead of actual sneAkers/shoes I walk around manhattan in moccasins. do you think the two are related? i think moccasins are both comfortable and stylish. our native amrican spirit guides were way ahead of their time. sometimes i wonder what life would be like if their civilization had survived our brutal genocide. perhaps, we would all be wearing moccasins and smoking peace pipes in our "wigwams" to this very day...
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Mar 25, 2016 17:11
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dad gay. so what posted:i think moccasins are both comfortable and stylish. our native amrican spirit guides were way ahead of their time. sometimes i wonder what life would be like if their civilization had survived our brutal genocide. perhaps, we would all be wearing moccasins and smoking peace pipes in our "wigwams" to this very day... yeah I wish we'd just appropriated n. American culture instead of stompin on it. mocs are the best and nature/animals are gorgeous and powerful and wigwams are probably really cool too I'm sure of it without even googling what a wigwam is when I smoke American spirit ciggies I deffo feel closer to the earth and my spirit animal, the owl. I just wish I could afford them all the time. 14$ a pack here in the big Apple!!! the native Americans would be appalled if any had survived to this day
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Mar 25, 2016 17:20
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Think how happy Native Americans would've been when they met Chinese immigrants bearing opium and opium pipes. They would've got on just swell, I'd imagine.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:26
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Anderron Shi posted:Think how happy Native Americans would've been when they met Chinese immigrants bearing opium and opium pipes. They would've got on just swell, I'd imagine. I used to want to live in the version of reality where david lynch directed rotj but now I'm changin it to this version when virtually real technology is perfected I wAnna live in a simulation of that world
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Mar 25, 2016 17:32
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Gatekeeper posted:I used to want to live in the version of reality where david lynch directed rotj but now I'm changin it to this version in a fuckin foggy rear end wig wam, smoking opium and dank rear end old style tobacco eating slaw dogs
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Mar 25, 2016 17:33
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i'm leaning towards honey i shrunk the kids but it's a tough choice.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:49
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Mar 25, 2016 17:50
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if you vote honey im shrunk instead of scroll bar you are not a Real American
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Mar 25, 2016 17:50
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looks like we're neck and neck. this is gonna be a real barn burner.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:57
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dad gay. so what posted:looks like we're neck and neck. this is gonna be a real barn burner. LOL
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Mar 25, 2016 18:01
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Anderron Shi posted:Think how happy Native Americans would've been when they met Chinese immigrants bearing opium and opium pipes. They would've got on just swell, I'd imagine.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:06
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jBrereton posted:To be fair opium only really took off in China when the East India Company deliberately filled the country with it to empty the country of silver.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:09
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mods can we get a sticky up in this mutter tutter?
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Mar 25, 2016 18:14
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can it be an elder scroll bar so that i can skyrim on my laptop and not interact with people?
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Mar 25, 2016 18:17
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Whatever the outcome of the vote, I think we can all agree that the euphemism for defecating on a priceless artefact should be "honey I shrunk the scroll bar."
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Mar 25, 2016 18:17
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everything aches, life is torment, please end this suffering
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Mar 25, 2016 18:19
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theres this really awesome mod which makes you cold when its cold in skyrim and when im out trying to kill mammoths i like to bundle up and make little hwooo....hwwwoooooo sounds to simulate the cold air blowing around my dunmer sellsword while he's safe and warm by his campfire
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Mar 25, 2016 18:20
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I just want to be in a smoky place where I can enjoy my mead and opium, read a few scrolls, and check my email without being judged.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:20
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Oh, and maybe meet a fine bitch.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:22
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I vote that I hope everyone has a good long weekend! 
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Mar 25, 2016 18:22
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I think we really need to think of the negative effect this could have on the children. They can't just crawl in a box and eat salami all day, this is going to splice open their brain hole and pour steaming hot coffee in it. If we can get past that, I'm for it. Otherwise, I think we need to stick with the peregrine falcon plan. It's safe, eco friendly, and most importantly, it will protect the children.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:26
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OctoberBlues posted:I think we really need to think of the negative effect this could have on the children. They can't just crawl in a box and eat salami all day, this is going to splice open their brain hole and pour steaming hot coffee in it. If we can get past that, I'm for it. Otherwise, I think we need to stick with the peregrine falcon plan. It's safe, eco friendly, and most importantly, it will protect the children. agreed. huzzah!
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Mar 25, 2016 18:28
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Gatekeeper posted:that's the british folks right?
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Mar 25, 2016 18:28
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those halftime show acrobatic teams that do flipping dunks off trampolines aint got nothing on dad gay i'll tell you that much for free.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:30
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after reading id like to extemnd and revise ,y remarks to support the scroll bar
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Mar 25, 2016 18:47
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Ima go with "honey I poo poo my pants" or whatever. Meade sucks.
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