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basement jihadist posted:one where you wipe ur butt on the carpet like an old, sick dog a case of the mondays  bonus historical snype
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At my last job there was a lady with ulcerative colitis that we had to take care of. What this meant is that basically there was a nonstop stream of diarrhea coming out of her rear end at all times. Generally what would happen during changes is we would untape the diaper and then roll her over onto her side to get her wiped up, and all the movement would knock some loose so she'd poop all over the mattress protector. Then after we cleaned everything we'd put a new diaper under her and roll her onto her back, and then this would knock some more poop loose. Then we'd have to change her again or else she'd start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's going to die. Whenever she was in my section, I'd change her up to three times in a row. If she still kept pooping after that then I'd leave and come back in an hour.
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I was being paid $10.25 an hour to do that btw
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Mangoworms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt_erMDrzcw
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basement jihadist posted:one where you wipe ur butt on the carpet like an old, sick dog i call that a sandpaper slide
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:thats what made him my favorite redshirt didn't last a day and he is my least favorite. he also fucks up the theory I had that, since good posters end up being terrible mods, poo poo posters must make great mods.
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I've got a bunch of these!quote:rear end cysts 
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wet dog smell
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Wanamingo posted:I was being paid $10.25 an hour to do that btw Oh dear god.
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Whatever this woman has. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-who-smells-pungent-fish-7625576 She says its medical but she looks like she stinks from lack of hygiene.
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Glokta posted:Whatever this woman has. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-who-smells-pungent-fish-7625576 She says its medical but she looks like she stinks from lack of hygiene. I'm not a doctor, but it's pretty easy to conclude that she stinks pretty bad
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There was a bartender dude on that British "LET'S ZOOM THE CAMERA IN ON YOUR DOUBLE VAGINA AND HAVE A LOOK*" TV show who complained about stinky butt and then the doctor had a look (camera zoomed in of course) and it was just that his butt crack was all poopy. Diagnosis: wipe your drat butt man and eat a fibre jesus christ. *) In case you haven't seen it this actually happened.
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I mean just close this thread and everyone watch Embarassing Bodies on TV.  LET ME POKE AT YOUR GROSS BUTTOCKS
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Mar 26, 2016 03:31
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I have a chronic case of nine inch long penis
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naem posted:I have a chronic case of nine inch long penis *peers into your anus* ah yes I see it now.
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Jerry Cotton posted:*peers into your anus* ah yes I see it now.
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Jerry Cotton posted:*pees into your anus* ah yes I see it now.
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Jerry Cotton posted:*peers into your anus* ah yes I see it now.
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Mar 26, 2016 09:58
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the guy on reddit that had 2 dicks
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two pages and no one said  yet?
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this thread is now about how proffessor shark is a piece of human garbage and should be excommunicated
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no it isn't
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Mar 26, 2016 21:25
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I like Prof Shark.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I like Prof Shark. why?
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Who the heck is professor Shark 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Who the heck is professor Shark some fag
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and does he have a disease or condition that warrants inclusion in this thread?
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Sizone posted:actually, all of pyf belongs in gbs i hate you
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Sizone posted:and does he have a disease or condition that warrants inclusion in this thread? yes. hes really gay and he loves to suck cocks. he cant stop.
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I'm pretty sure sucking cocks isn't a disease. I mean you don't go to the doctor saying "help me doc I can't stop sucking cock!" oh wait maybe you do 
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dad gay. so what posted:yes. hes really gay and he loves to suck cocks. he cant stop. I don't think him probating you was anything personal. 
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I don't think him probating you was anything personal. the question remains. why do you like him? are you him?
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gently caress, there are 6 mods for gbs now? that's 6 too many
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dad gay. so what posted:the question remains. why do you like him? are you him? He makes some funny jokes and has some good anecdotes.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:He makes some funny jokes and has some good anecdotes. hmmm. ok. whatever.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm pretty sure sucking cocks isn't a disease. I mean you don't go to the doctor saying "help me doc I can't stop sucking cock!" oh wait maybe you do 
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene  Taint rot is weird and gross, right?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prune_belly_syndrome i have this.
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Iron Maiden fuckin owns dude!
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reallivedinosaur posted:Iron Maiden fuckin owns dude!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60
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