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vols bitch posted:women wear makeup and perfume because they're ugly and smell bad So whats your reason
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Mar 26, 2016 01:42
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hwo many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? they cant because of gossiping and domestic issues so the man must do this chore
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Mar 26, 2016 01:42
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whoflungpoop posted:So whats your reason im ugly and I smell bad
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Mar 26, 2016 01:43
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One time as I was passing the br (thats bathrooms fyi) a lady walked out of the girls br and before the door shut I, honest indian, saw a slurpee machine right where the urinals should of been.
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Mar 26, 2016 01:50
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Is there something i can slip into my boyfriends coffee/butt to make his hillbilly toenails stop growing at a freakish rate he wrecks nail clippers in frequencies approaching disposable and if he goes a day without trimming them they look like some sort of 3rd world medical journal horror
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Mar 26, 2016 01:52
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whoflungpoop posted:Is there something i can slip into my boyfriends coffee/butt to make his hillbilly toenails stop growing at a freakish rate he wrecks nail clippers in frequencies approaching disposable and if he goes a day without trimming them they look like some sort of 3rd world medical journal horror Get him a quality brand's Jumbo/XXL-size Toenail Clipper as a holiday gift and put it in his coffee/butt. HTH unironically, who flung poop.
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Mar 26, 2016 02:12
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This is a good thread
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Mar 26, 2016 02:14
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whoflungpoop posted:Is there something i can slip into my boyfriends coffee/butt to make his hillbilly toenails stop growing at a freakish rate he wrecks nail clippers in frequencies approaching disposable and if he goes a day without trimming them they look like some sort of 3rd world medical journal horror I feel this. Every drat day I'm like, "DEAR RICHARD, please trim your hideous nails." We need to get together and compare their diets or something.
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Mar 26, 2016 02:25
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I almost posted this thread but I felt like ... I dunno... it would have been dumb
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Mar 26, 2016 02:34
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I almost posted this thread but I felt like ... I dunno... it would have been dumb THE DOG HOUSE posted:it would have been dumb
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Good thread, I haven't shaved in days so I've got some sweet stubble going on. Went out and shot random poo poo at my buds land with the AR and pistol, blew through 300+ rounds, drinking beer and eating deer jerky. Came home and told my wife to shut her mouth when she complained about me not mowing the grass. Cleaned my guns, grilled some steaks( which she complained about, it's good Friday or some poo poo and I'm supposed to remember that she only eats fish because of her catholic guilt ) and drank more beer. Just popped a cialis ( not that I need it though ) so now I'm going to have a raging hard on and I'm going to take the wife to pound town. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? Total guy poo poo today.
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Mar 26, 2016 02:45
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This will be the one thread Franco never bothers to read tho
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Mar 26, 2016 02:59
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i'm doubtful there's enough testosterone in this thread to keep it from also devolving into forums drama gossip
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Mar 26, 2016 03:10
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Good to finally have a good ol man chat.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:13
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What does it feel like to have balls?
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Mar 26, 2016 03:15
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Balls are pretty good. Hurt when you get kneed in the groan or stub them on something.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:17
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How exactly do you stub your balls? Do they just fall out of your pants and you whack them on stuff?
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Mar 26, 2016 03:26
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A number of things can happen. You step on a yard rake and the handle swings up to strike you square in the nads, trying to move around a coffee table at a party then you catch a corner, trying to balance on a branch and you slip and land right on your balls and a number of hilarious ways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voOQ-Fph7Fc
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Mar 26, 2016 03:38
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farting on your pets crew checking in
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Mar 26, 2016 03:43
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Fart Puzzle posted:farting on your pets crew checking in Is this a man only thing? Can I get in on this?
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Mar 26, 2016 03:43
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I wish I could both have a dick, send a woman out every few weeks to get a bullshit diaper for my dick, and shoot blood out my dick.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:46
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LadyAmbien posted:Is this a man only thing? Can I get in on this?
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Mar 26, 2016 03:53
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Tendai posted:I am also wondering this, because my cat farts on me sometimes and I would like revenge. Will farting on her make me a man? Serious questions for our time. If you have to ask this instead of instantly retaliating, you're not man material
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Mar 26, 2016 03:54
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Tendai posted:I am also wondering this, because my cat farts on me sometimes and I would like revenge. Will farting on her make me a man? Serious questions for our time. Farting is a key part of manhood.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:55
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satanic splash-back posted:If you have to ask this instead of instantly retaliating, you're not man material  I guess I'll stay a lady and leave my cat un-farted-on.You win this time, cat.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:56
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Tendai posted:Aw dang You must treat the opportunity as a rite of passage.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:58
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Tendai posted:Aw dang Back up and just let fly with a hot sloppy one, maybe a lil spray gets out on your cat. That'll teach 'em who's boss
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Mar 26, 2016 03:58
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King of the jungle!
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Mar 26, 2016 04:00
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Tendai posted:I am also wondering this, because my cat farts on me sometimes and I would like revenge. Will farting on her make me a man? Serious questions for our time. one can dutch oven a dog to great or cat to greater effect
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Mar 26, 2016 04:40
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Hey guys. Let's talk about how normal it is if your dick curves a little. It's super normal, right?
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Mar 26, 2016 05:15
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Cuck!!! Cuck!! (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 26, 2016 05:16
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a gay dude asked me today what it was like to find females attractive. i told him cock lol
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Mar 26, 2016 05:16
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i'm a man. what would you all like to know?
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Mar 26, 2016 05:19
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:Hey guys. Let's talk about how normal it is if your dick curves a little. It's super normal, right? A little, yes. A lot and you may be broken. Source: http://www.medicaldaily.com/curved-penis-peyronies-disease-how-normal-your-bent-penis-335080
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Mar 26, 2016 05:20
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Piso Mojado posted:i'm a man. what would you all like to know? What is the deal with getting dressed up for sports teams? E: Like full-body paint or crazy outfits, not three-piece suits.
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Mar 26, 2016 05:21
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tribalism
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Mar 26, 2016 05:22
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i fap with my right hand cause i dont have a left arm also my calves are bigger than my forearms cause i give footjobs lol
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Mar 26, 2016 05:24
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Manrecipe of the day: Shopping list is tub of gravy from grandys, whatever roast is cheapest at the store and some bisquick 1. Chop all the roast into tiny bits 2. brown them in like a pot maybe and add water until you have a nice soupy thing going on 3. add bisquick until it becomes meat cake 4. Pu it on a plate and use some graby like I said you should buy earlier OIla, dinner is served. Use milk for the beverage I think if you're stocked
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Has anyone tried out this new "suicide" thing yet? I heard it was pretty good but just wanted to see all of your "opies" (opinions) on it.
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