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symbolic posted:if you read the book it's actually a lot more exciting and has a lot more gore and sciencey poo poo and i highly recommend it muldoon lives and is a huge badass. also, the raptor nests get loving napalmed and the group is detained by the govt at the end a superior ending
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Moltke posted:Everyone remember to do their monthly testicular cancer check? I fondle my balls every day
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TheHoosier posted:muldoon lives and is a huge badass. also, the raptor nests get loving napalmed and the group is detained by the govt at the end and hammond gets what's coming to him 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I fondle my balls every day Just once a month is good edit - But I like your commitment to your health Moltke fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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symbolic posted:if you read the book it's actually a lot more exciting and has a lot more gore and sciencey poo poo and i highly recommend it Getting the audio book right now brosef. Moltke posted:Everyone remember to do their monthly testicular cancer check? My arms are too tiny to reach down there 
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Speaking of Michael Crichton, Westworld is a cool movie.
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Digital Fingers posted:lol Hey man, if you piss sitting down, that's cool. I've been known to have a drunken sitdown piss myself
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symbolic posted:if you read the book it's actually a lot more exciting and has a lot more gore and sciencey poo poo and i highly recommend it And be sure to check out the author's other book, about a conspiracy of cultural marxists that invent global warming to impose a dictatorship of political correctness upon America
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Speaking of Michael Crichton, Westworld is a cool movie. Timeline, however, was not. didnt care for the book either
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bradzilla posted:Hey man, if you pee sitting down, that's cool. I've been known to have a drunken sitdown pee myself Do you also poo while standing up? What is this bizzaro world. men used to have a set of ethics, a code of honor, i swear to god everythings going to hell nowadays. Makes. Me. Sick.
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Yeah, Timeline was bad. Andromeda Strain was good.
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Digital Fingers posted:Do you also poo while standing up? What is this bizzaro world. if this is a metaphor for my posting, then absolutely
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Yeah, Timeline was bad. Andromeda Strain was good.
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Tujague posted:I'M A BIG WHINY IDIOT MAN
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Turd Burglar posted:Lol if you're under 6 feet tall Those aren't real men Hector Beerlioz posted:Hey guys, what movies make you cry? old yeller Man Whore fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 03:42
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hey guys, what movies make you cry? Ghost Dad 
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did you guys know that they will pay you to whack off into a cup?? they pay you like $75 every time you do it, I did it for a bit in college but then my girlfriend made me stop cause i wasnt allowed to have sex anymore cause you had to go 72 hours without blowing a load every sesh and they wanted you to go like every 3 days to do it and well ... you know .... slammy's cant get enogh of the nooner D so i sacrificed the couple extra liquor bucks for good sex instead
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I dont know if any ladies ever used my patented nooner skeet but if so I almost wish I did know so I could get the lil baby their first account
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Mar 27, 2016 05:16
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lonesomedwarf posted:h-hey guys... what sgoig on just some chill as bros broing out doing bro things, its all good, grab a brewski and "hang loose"
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Mar 27, 2016 05:25
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Don't you hate it when it's hot out and your balls get stuck to your leg
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Don't you hate it when it's hot out and your balls get stuck to your leg one time i shaved my balls cause i heard girls like that and then they were constantly stuck to my leg and it was awful and I never did it again, chicks seem to appreciate hairy -- or as I call them au naturale -- balls just as much
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yeah it was real bad, i think hair on balls exists for a reason, like we evolved that way for a reason and it is so they dont stick to our legs, its what seperates us from the animals
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Mar 27, 2016 05:33
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If we are made in God's image does that mean God has hairy balls?
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I had sex with my wife with whom I am separated from tonight. Good poo poo since I have no emotions as a man and only care about sex and not an emotional connection with the person I have spent my life with.
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rio posted:I had sex with my wife with whom I am separated from tonight. Good poo poo since I have no emotions as a man and only care about sex and not an emotional connection with the person I have spent my life with. Pathetic twitching glob of sentient lickspittle that you are. Adorable for realdo.
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rio posted:I had sex with my wife with whom I am separated from tonight. Good poo poo since I have no emotions as a man and only care about sex and not an emotional connection with the person I have spent my life with. Let us rejoice in our toxic masculinity.
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rio posted:I had sex with my wife with whom I am separated from tonight. Good poo poo since I have no emotions as a man and only care about sex and not an emotional connection with the person I have spent my life with. im pretty drunk but i plan on having carnal relations with my girlfriends tomorrow morning, not tonight cause she is drunk and asleep and I am not interested in having those types of relations without her consent because that is not the kind of person i am
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LadyAmbien posted:That was done according to the specific LadyChat post rules. That would not be bannable site-wide. happens every time i chat to ladies irl too
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Mar 27, 2016 08:33
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its 11.43am and i just finished this  no regrets
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RideTheSpiral posted:its 11.43am and i just finished this A fyne burg.
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RideTheSpiral posted:its 11.43am and i just finished this That is a mighty burg. Go do squats with your newly gained proteins
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TheHoosier posted:That is a mighty burg. Go do squats with your newly gained proteins why would i do that
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Instead, grow fat and merry!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:If we are made in God's image does that mean God has hairy balls? God is in the middle of ball hairiness, he isn't wild down there but you can tell testosterone is flowing if you catch my drift
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ah yes, freshly talcumed balls in a fresh, crisp pair of slacks. Swoosh, swoosh, as I walk, frictionless and smooth. Talcum powder is great to have around the house as well because you can trick people into thinking its cocaine and laugh at them.
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Is the opinion that "chest hair is gross" manly or unmanly? I mean greek statues got smooth bare chests and they are considered p manly right?
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Hey men, what's your favorite oil based pomade for a slick do? I like Lockhart's Goon Grease. Not only is the name fitting but it's got a nice light melon scent and doesn't get all over my pillow cases.
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