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burp fart beer football
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Nooner posted:yeah it was real bad, i think hair on balls exists for a reason, like we evolved that way for a reason and it is so they dont stick to our legs, its what seperates us from the animals This is probably very true. In fact, one ball hangs lower than the other because if they hung side by side walking would be horribly painful. I'd say hair on your junk is to prevent sticking in an area of our bodies that moves around and rubs together a shitload, much like in our armpits. I feel like I read that somewhere but I'm not sure and don't give a gently caress because I'm a man and it sounds pretty drat true. Also I'm chasing a dose of Zquil down with beer at 6:26A because I work the nightshift. The looks I get buying beer at 6:00A rule. E: also here's to giving so few fucks that you shave your entire head and face bald whenever it requires effort to maintain. Haircuts and styling take time and money away from manly things. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 11:26
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Zzulu posted:dont forget your prostate exams "My toe is slowly rotting and falling off but i am too proud to go and see a doctor. I am sure it will get better on its own in time *dies of sepsis*"
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Mar 27, 2016 11:30
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actually grooming and having a nice haircut is cool and good
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Mar 27, 2016 11:31
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Honky Dong Country posted:also here's to giving so few fucks that you shave your entire head and face bald whenever it requires effort to maintain. Haircuts and styling take time and money away from manly things. this guy knows whats up
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Mar 27, 2016 11:33
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you're probably going to get bald soon and really regret not using your hair to its full potential because you were too much of a goonlord
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Mar 27, 2016 11:34
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Drone_Fragger posted:"My toe is slowly rotting and falling off but i am too proud to go and see a doctor. I am sure it will get better on its own in time *dies of sepsis*" I've broken fingers and toes, broke my foot, broke my skull, cut an artery in my arm that required a tourniquet, been hit in the head with both a hatchet and a baseball bat, been in two car wrecks in which the vehicle i was in was totalled, dislocated my shoulder and elbow, and broke my right radius clean through. I went to the doctor for the elbow and broken radius. Zzulu posted:you're probably going to get bald soon and really regret not using your hair to its full potential because you were too much of a goonlord I let it grow long enough to manifest a cowlick and then it all gets the razor.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:35
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Zzulu posted:you're probably going to get bald soon and really regret not using your hair to its full potential because you were too much of a goonlord Then I have a shaved head permanently. I don't see the problem. Judging by my dad and his dad though I have a good 25 years before I got to worry about bald spots though. My grandpa on my mothers side still has a full head of hair in his 60s so I think I hit the genetic jackpot Man Whore fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 11:39
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bald men are a) gross b) inferior The only exception to this is if you're swole as gently caress
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Mar 27, 2016 11:40
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Man Whore posted:Then I have a shaved head permanently. I don't see the problem. I would literally have all the hair removed from my entire head if I could afford it. I loving hate shaving and hair care. Also you save money in shampoo and poo poo and just have to do things like lotion your noggin once a day to keep it from snowing. Zzulu posted:bald men are Honky Dong Country posted:E: also here's to giving so few fucks that you shave your entire head and face bald whenever it requires effort to maintain. Haircuts and styling take time and money away from manly things.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:40
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use your saved time to become swole.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:43
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Man Whore posted:use your saved time to become swole. I want to but I'm working 72hrs. a week doing night shifts on nuclear outages right now.  I'm 6'2" and if I had time to work out more I could be a loving monster.E: though more than anything I just wish I had time to go buy some arrows and shoot the longbow I got. Got tired of compounds and decided to go old school. Can't loving wait to get a permanent position at the plant near me and actually have some time. Good money with outage contractor work though. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 11:45
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I was 6'2 like 4 years ago and p happy but I am still growing taller and now I am starting to worry I might have a gland problem. please pray for me.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:47
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so you're a tall gangly hairless bald man
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Mar 27, 2016 11:47
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Mar 27, 2016 11:47
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no I got hair, I just like to shave it when it gets to be too much of a hassle.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:50
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Zzulu posted:so you're a tall gangly hairless bald man I'm 200 lbs. I'm not devoid of muscle, I've spent most mt life doing heavy labor. But if I had time to work out I'd be as massive as my old man was when he was my age. He's like three inches shorter than me though. Also the baldshave happens like once a month. You're awfully hung up about bald dudes. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 11:50
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Yeah I really don't like them and I also fear becoming bald myself I want to fight all the bald men and defeat them
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Mar 27, 2016 11:54
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Zzulu posted:Yeah I really don't like them and I also fear becoming bald myself You should care less. It's pretty nice to not give a poo poo about how another man looks as long as they don't look like a loving hobo in an inappropriate place like a nice restaurant or a wedding or something.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:56
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The hobo look is actually very in right now
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Mar 27, 2016 12:05
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To an extent, neckbeards still look gross and short hair is still preferred.
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Mar 27, 2016 12:07
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if you think about it balls are like tiny planets
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Mar 27, 2016 12:10
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Zzulu posted:The hobo look is actually very in right now Lol can't argue with that. Look at this fuckin guy 
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Mar 27, 2016 12:10
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can everyone hear grow a beard because i have a lot of trouble and im feeling ver. depressed. in general but alsmo because of this thing to do with the beard gfrowth, or in this case the lack of it. its not patchy but its sparse i dont know what to do can someone help. please also im growing my hair but its not growing
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Mar 27, 2016 12:12
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Zzulu posted:Yeah I really don't like them and I also fear becoming bald myself 
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lonesomedwarf posted:can everyone hear grow a beard because i have a lot of trouble and im feeling ver. depressed. in general but alsmo because of this thing to do with the beard gfrowth, or in this case the lack of it. its not patchy but its sparse i dont know what to do can someone help. please also im growing my hair but its not growing I too cannot grow a solid beard. Between baldshaves I keep my lovely beard away with an electric. Males in my family never seem to grow a decent beard until their mid to late 30s. Welp, Zquil and beer is taking hold, time to get some sleep before the next 12 hr. shift. Got a nuclear reactor to reassemble...maybe...loving ops is slow to get the drat fuel put in. I've only taken like 100 mrem so far!
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Mar 27, 2016 12:15
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lonesomedwarf posted:can everyone hear grow a beard because i have a lot of trouble and im feeling ver. depressed. in general but alsmo because of this thing to do with the beard gfrowth, or in this case the lack of it. its not patchy but its sparse i dont know what to do can someone help. please also im growing my hair but its not growing My brother has this very issue and it sucks, sorry bro.
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-fat bod -stupid face for jerks -cant grow real facial hair -hair doesnt grow past the point its at now =-fat idiot fingers -small penis -comically oversized balls -goiter -4 feet tall if standing on toes -gross toes edit:-clickable nose -hairy, pointy ear lobes -single nostril hare lip -crooked teeth -inverted shoulder blades -unusually long stick out belly button -balloon like buttocks -i think thats everything edit-small head lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 12:28
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You lost the Genetic lottery somethin fierce. I'm sorry. At least you apparently have a nice rear end
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So today I got up with the kids who saw easter baskets and are eating candy. Then I'm going to help clean up a big, probably put a ham in the oven. Then slam a bunch of beers to try and forget how lovely women are. Then I'll play video games later on upstairs in the office, then fruitlessly try and bang my wife and end up jerking off. Sadly well have guests today so I probably won't be able to fire up any power tools today.
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Mar 27, 2016 12:37
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TFW when you pick your nose and it's like a scab and then you can breathe easier
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Mar 27, 2016 12:39
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i shave my nose hairs
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Mar 27, 2016 13:05
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'm 6'2" and if I had time to work out more I could be a loving monster Honky Dong Country posted:I'm 200 lbs. I'm not devoid of muscle, I've spent most mt life doing heavy labor. hey 
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Mar 27, 2016 13:18
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Tujague posted:I'M A BIG WHINY IDIOT MAN Just gonna take this opportunity to thank LA for permabanning Tujague.
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Mar 27, 2016 13:20
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lonesomedwarf posted:-fat bod
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Mar 27, 2016 13:29
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Superdude255 posted:Just gonna take this opportunity to thank LA for permabanning Tujague. Did that guy post some serious gore or goatses or what?
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Mar 27, 2016 14:02
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various cheeses posted:Did that guy post some serious gore or goatses or what? his post is quoted underneath
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Mar 27, 2016 14:32
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Here's to aging slower than my wife, and then dying younger
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Serious ManChat question: what are the appropriate occasions to wear a black suit? I just got a sharp new suit tailored, but I don't know when I can wear it appropriately outside of funerals. Does it even matter?
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