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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Stomp stomp stomp with my man feet

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Don't you hate (love) it when you go to itch your balls and you get that lint that collects in the cracks of your scrote all over your hands. Its nice to wash it all away in the shower, like cleaning a lint trap.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


WTF BEES posted:

Ever notice your balls are at their stickiest when either very clean, or very dirty? A friend of mine posited that moisture in both ball conditions was the culprit. However after preliminary tests with the wife's hair dryer in both states seems to debunk this theory.

Proper ball moisture is key to comfort. It's like what nasa has to do when they are seeing if a planet is habitable or not, there is a Goldilocks zone, not too moist, not too dry.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


One time as I was passing the br (thats bathrooms fyi) a lady walked out of the girls br and before the door shut I, honest indian, saw a slurpee machine right where the urinals should of been.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


You ever wander what causes an itch?

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


My back hair grows up to my head hair and I have to shave the hair bridge lest I look like a bigfoot.

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