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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

rio posted:

I had sex with my wife with whom I am separated from tonight. Good poo poo since I have no emotions as a man and only care about sex and not an emotional connection with the person I have spent my life with.

Pathetic twitching glob of sentient lickspittle that you are. Adorable for realdo.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

How do you make the penis fit?

Build a little gym for your penis, increase reps, get swole!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I used to enjoy cooking and made all sorts of poo poo. Now I've lost my lust for life and just cram processed foods down my gullet and hope I don't puke.
I know it's well passed my time to go but starving seems like a real inefficient way to expire. :smug:

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